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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
What kind of world do we live in where wrestlers actually acknowledge dril?

https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/1199356157766361088

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

The Goodest Bad Bad Boy

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1199255118362894336

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Was Kobayashi the dude who had to have those carpet tack things literally pryed out of the top of his head after a match? I remember a video of someone trying to yank them out with pliers and not making much progress.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


lol

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

I’m pretty sure Woods is a goon.

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

Critical posted:

Was Kobayashi the dude who had to have those carpet tack things literally pryed out of the top of his head after a match? I remember a video of someone trying to yank them out with pliers and not making much progress.

I think you're thinking of Jeff Cannonball but I'm sure Kobayashi has done the same thing. He's also the guy playing Stan Hansen when wrestling that giant Panda.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Critical posted:

Was Kobayashi the dude who had to have those carpet tack things literally pryed out of the top of his head after a match? I remember a video of someone trying to yank them out with pliers and not making much progress.

yeah it was either CZW or IWA-MS's big deathmatch tourney. He was pretty chill about the whole thing.

Kobayashi is a legit deathmatch legend and I haven't kept up with BJW but I could have sword he retired after the hep announcement. He may have gotten treated so its the more benign variety tho.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
abdullahs and hepatitis, what a combination!

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Drew McIntyre posted:

i hope in the next match, they rig Asuka up like Linda Blair in The Exorcist and she just vomits green mist on Charlotte for a solid minute. and Asuka is just screaming the whole time she's vomiting on Charlotte, and Kairi is pointing and laughing at Charlotte, who is clawing at her eyes in agony and also screaming, and the announcers are moaning like they're going to vomit too

"YOUR FATHER FLAIR FLOPS IN HELL!"

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

https://twitter.com/TheSamiCallihan/status/1199379161678258176?s=19

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

Abdullah Kobayashi. Deathmatch wrestler who leads a stable of deathmatch guys and Hideki Suzuki and they do some Dragonball Z pose and wave Welsh flags around. He sometimes goes around Korakuen Hall during intermission "signing" posters by headbutting them while he is still bleeding. Also he had hepatitis.

Wasn't it Abdullah The Butcher that had hep, not Kobayashi?

If it was him then he shouldn't be doing deathmatch poo poo.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Stone Pitbull 141 posted:

Wasn't it Abdullah The Butcher that had hep, not Kobayashi?

If it was him then he shouldn't be doing deathmatch poo poo.

Both. Kobayashi got it treated apparently.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Pinche Rudo posted:

Both. Kobayashi got it treated apparently.


WatermelonGun posted:

abdullahs and hepatitis, what a combination!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


At some point we're going to have to admit that Sami's been on his best behavior for years now and we're ready for him to let us down again.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004

I dunno how many people actually care about Veda's cat but Ted was a huge part of her life and she'd post pictures of him doing human type stuff all the time. Ted was the best cat. This is incredibly heart breaking and I can't imagine the pain of having to work a cosplay wrestling show where everyone is super happy and animated knowing your best friend just died.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

https://twitter.com/ObserverQuotes/status/1199557516478308352?s=19

Lol. I miss the Boss Man.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/1198052026967564288
https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/1199553814342389760

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
More organic and natural than Becky and Seth

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


I’m kinda glad we didn’t get NFL players kneeling takes from Bossman.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Dana gets a new gimmick where she hangs out in the rafters looking morose, carrying a sign that says Butt Bang Me Bautista

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



You know what your mission is, Dana. The internet is waiting.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

extradite THIS! posted:

You know what your mission is, Dana. The internet is waiting.

Isn't Dana dating NBA player Eric Kanter?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

jesus WEP posted:

Dana gets a new gimmick where she hangs out in the rafters looking morose, carrying a sign that says Butt Bang Me Bautista

Please don't tell Dana to steal my gimmick

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Jiro posted:

Isn't Dana dating NBA player Eric Kanter?

Apparently she is no longer involved with enemy of the AKP Enes Kanter, so Dave is free to cancel that appointment with Erdogan.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/SwoleWorld/status/1199430725189226500?s=20

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


G...good Tweet Billy?


https://twitter.com/WillOspreay/status/1199678517002166273

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

waiting for bill to suddenly "realize" what a huge anti-semite corbyn is and then apologize but for now...


good fuckin poo poo, billy

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


Two hot people wanting to bang? I can dig it

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Reading the replies to Will's tweet is a special level of hell

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Ishin posted:

Reading the replies to Will's tweet is a special level of hell

Holy poo poo, wrestling fans are idiots!

I'm glad Billy Brexit turned around, though.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


boxcarhobo posted:

waiting for bill to suddenly "realize" what a huge anti-semite corbyn is and then apologize but for now...


good fuckin poo poo, billy

I just assume Zack Labour Jr told him to vote Labour or get stretched.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Will "The Thrill" Ospreay.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

extradite THIS! posted:

You know what your mission is, Dana. The internet is waiting.

She already made a tweet referencing that (though I think it's been deleted since)

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

Pinche Rudo posted:

Both. Kobayashi got it treated apparently.

Yeah, you can cure hep C. One of the low key coolest things about medicine in the past decade.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
big dave’s tattoos are so loving funny

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

Ishin posted:

Reading the replies to Will's tweet is a special level of hell

I don't know why I always read the replies and get informed of even worse opinions than I previously though possible.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Punch McLightning posted:

Yeah, you can cure hep C. One of the low key coolest things about medicine in the past decade.

It's just really expensive but Japan has one of the best and most efficient single payer health care systems in the world so I doubt he had any major issues getting treatment. But we can't have that in the US, that's socialism!!!!

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


IcePhoenix posted:

She already made a tweet referencing that (though I think it's been deleted since)

Big Dave replied alluding to needing a piano for whatever she requested, assuming for scale.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
Imagine the disappointment if after all this time it comes out that it's just totally average 8 inches.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


That's pretty impressive since most of the major media outlets in the UK are running a full court press against Labour.

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