TRUPPP 1044: "We're building the slock rocket"

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

mormonpartyboat posted:

lightning isnt inclement weather, it's the climate fighting back

the atmosphere cannibalizing its own ozone to provide conductive channels

flailing wildly against the earth that is destroying it, despite being blinded by the sun from birth

isn't a tornado then just a return to the normal order of thermal convection

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:47

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 16:32

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

TMMadman posted:

God drat do I loving hate my dispatch sometimes. They called me at 7:30 am this morning (I usually check in between 8-8:30) to see if I would make a 9:30 pick up near me in Chicago that delivers to Champaign (about a 2 hour drive). Then when I get here and get the pickup, they tell me to wait for 15 minutes and that they might send me downtown because this Champaign delivery says that it has to be there before 4:30.

Except that today is the loving day before Thanksgiving, so it's gonna be slow as poo poo (just like the previous 2 days) and there appears to be no loving thought involved that I have no loving desire to make the delivery in Champaign past 2pm because I still have a 2 hour drive back. Why the gently caress won't these dumb assholes just let me drive to Champaign and make my 225-250 bucks for the day and just be done with it at like 2pm?

such is the lot of the pneumonic courrier

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:48

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

https://twitter.com/juanbuis/status/1199651576236957697?s=19

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:48

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Maybe instead of driving you could email the infromatuon

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:48

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:49

colachute: Mar 15, 2015

Idgi

neutral milf hotel posted:

don't ask plinkey to name this dog lol it'll be something like cheese goulash with lard lumps

https://twitter.com/rumenoodless/status/1199500607117307910

bag of Funyuns

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:49

Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

neutral milf hotel posted:

don't ask plinkey to name this dog lol it'll be something like cheese goulash with lard lumps

https://twitter.com/rumenoodless/status/1199500607117307910

sunflower seed

i think it fits pretty good

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:50

ASenileAnimal: Dec 21, 2017

neutral milf hotel posted:

don't ask plinkey to name this dog lol it'll be something like cheese goulash with lard lumps

https://twitter.com/rumenoodless/status/1199500607117307910

cherry garcia

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:50

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:50

Floor is lava: May 14, 2007; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1199710902435504131

jfc

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:51

Polio Vax Scene: Apr 5, 2009

neutral milf hotel posted:

don't ask plinkey to name this dog lol it'll be something like cheese goulash with lard lumps

https://twitter.com/rumenoodless/status/1199500607117307910

P.F. Changs lookin hunky
alternatively, Granola, but that isn't as good a name

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:51

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

ZeusCannon posted:

This is the sorta folksy wisdom i come here for

also if there was a for real tornado hope everyone is safe

It was one of those pansy radar only 120mph max ones, didn't even feel it. The wind in general was gusting to the entire night though

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:51

Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

In the 1917 revolution, soldiers mutinied before the cops did.

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:51

Scary!: Oct 22, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

FAUXTON posted:

https://twitter.com/juanbuis/status/1199651576236957697?s=19

I love these types of things. What�s the YouTube account that switched revolver ocelot with quiet?

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:52

ZeusCannon: Nov 5, 2009; BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH; Grimey Drawer

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

FINALLY

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:52

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

neutral milf hotel posted:

don't ask plinkey to name this dog lol it'll be something like cheese goulash with lard lumps

https://twitter.com/rumenoodless/status/1199500607117307910

wait, wait....

Pussy.

High five me bros.

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:52

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

It's doopee time

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:53

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

neutral milf hotel posted:

don't ask plinkey to name this dog lol it'll be something like cheese goulash with lard lumps

https://twitter.com/rumenoodless/status/1199500607117307910

half gobbler

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:53

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Admiral Ray posted:

https://i.imgur.com/gysgrBM.mp4

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:53

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

neutral milf hotel posted:

don't ask plinkey to name this dog lol it'll be something like cheese goulash with lard lumps

https://twitter.com/rumenoodless/status/1199500607117307910

Pea protein. P-Pro for short?

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:53

Zeriel: Nov 6, 2004

TMMadman posted:

God drat do I loving hate my dispatch sometimes. They called me at 7:30 am this morning (I usually check in between 8-8:30) to see if I would make a 9:30 pick up near me in Chicago that delivers to Champaign (about a 2 hour drive). Then when I get here and get the pickup, they tell me to wait for 15 minutes and that they might send me downtown because this Champaign delivery says that it has to be there before 4:30.

Except that today is the loving day before Thanksgiving, so it's gonna be slow as poo poo (just like the previous 2 days) and there appears to be no loving thought involved that I have no loving desire to make the delivery in Champaign past 2pm because I still have a 2 hour drive back. Why the gently caress won't these dumb assholes just let me drive to Champaign and make my 225-250 bucks for the day and just be done with it at like 2pm?

As an elite courier in death stranding I feel ya. Like why the hell would an old man build a house on top of a mountain gently caress that guy.

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:53

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

neutral milf hotel posted:

don't ask plinkey to name this dog lol it'll be something like cheese goulash with lard lumps

https://twitter.com/rumenoodless/status/1199500607117307910

supper

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:54

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Squizzle posted:

half gobbler

giblets all over the place

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:54

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

neutral milf hotel posted:

don't ask plinkey to name this dog lol it'll be something like cheese goulash with lard lumps

https://twitter.com/rumenoodless/status/1199500607117307910

Persimmon is a weird name for a dog but ok

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:54

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1199697255722344452?s=20

Abolishing ICE is not enough.

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

the worst part of waking up
is trfutmp in youre cumpt

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:54

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

I�m dead

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:54

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

TMMadman posted:

God drat do I loving hate my dispatch sometimes. They called me at 7:30 am this morning (I usually check in between 8-8:30) to see if I would make a 9:30 pick up near me in Chicago that delivers to Champaign (about a 2 hour drive). Then when I get here and get the pickup, they tell me to wait for 15 minutes and that they might send me downtown because this Champaign delivery says that it has to be there before 4:30.

Except that today is the loving day before Thanksgiving, so it's gonna be slow as poo poo (just like the previous 2 days) and there appears to be no loving thought involved that I have no loving desire to make the delivery in Champaign past 2pm because I still have a 2 hour drive back. Why the gently caress won't these dumb assholes just let me drive to Champaign and make my 225-250 bucks for the day and just be done with it at like 2pm?

You should come climbing with me this weekend friend.

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:55

Scary!: Oct 22, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

Floor is lava posted:

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1199710902435504131

jfc

The far right needs to constantly make their supporters afraid and feel under siege to keep their movement afloat

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:55

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1199718185865535490?s=19

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:55

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

FAUXTON posted:

isn't a tornado then just a return to the normal order of thermal convection

all tornadoes are crafted by clement, the artisan of both the eastern and western winds

clement skims a portion of all the weather he makes, and both winds are fine with this

he uses those conflicting breezes to produce localized areas of anemoignetic interference, like shaking oil and water

the shape has a natural blind spot at its focus as the intensity approaches singularity; the only place an individual under open sky is hidden from the winds is within the eye of the storm

it's the only opportunity humankind has to plot

# ? Nov 27, 2019 16:55