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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

got any sevens posted:

prez bernie should nuke israel from orbit

israel get into the sea

gbs poster: gently caress THE OCEAN

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420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

https://twitter.com/CANCEL_SAM/status/1191557913225105408

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

I'll bet he said some massively inflammatory poo poo. In any case, I hope he gets his penis caught in an escalator.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Tubgoat posted:

I'll bet he said some massively inflammatory poo poo. In any case, I hope he gets his penis caught in an escalator.

he only said a few words in Arabic, just to show that he knew languages. most of his response was in English, and was extremely Buttigiegish

just look at this poo poo

quote:

The conditions in Gaza are horrifying and they are a humanitarian crisis. Like many failures, this failure has many fathers. And we need to recognize that there is a lot of blame to go around for how we got here. I think that not only should Israel be respecting the human rights of people in Gaza, but Egypt could be doing things differently. The international community could do a better job, the U.S. could do a better job, and, obviously, I’m not a fan of Hamas either. So there’s a lot of problems…

imagine this poo poo in the 1930s. "I think that not only should Nazi Germany be respecting the human rights of Jews in Poland, but the Soviets could be doing things differently, Britain could do a better job, the US could do a better job, and obviously I'm not a fan of Zionists either. So there's a lot of problems..."

full transcript:
https://mobile.twitter.com/danielmarans/status/1191246112545374208

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Tubgoat posted:

In any case, I hope he gets his penis caught in an escalator.
But also thanks for posting his milquetoast answer, MPF.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1194093666069045249

#jihadenough

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
he was going to fly another balloon!

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
#jihadbasta

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




its very cool how every news article on retaliatory rockets wants me to care about israeli school closures and not how bibi killed a bunch of people again for political gain

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/status/1194636845218332673

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1194276901742878721?s=20

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Apartheidists are literally not human beings, there is no alternative explanation.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
dti

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’m in the waiting room for the doctor and some lunatic is using speech to text to basically call for full on genocide against Palestine. lol

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Taintrunner posted:

I’m in the waiting room for the doctor and some lunatic is using speech to text to basically call for full on genocide against Palestine. lol

that's pretty much my mental image of israel defenders.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

that's pretty much my mental image of israel defenders.

it was so loving casual too, like dude, we don’t want to hear about forced re-education camps for Palestinians, I just want my bloodwork

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


My fav rocket video was the one in which a new miss on tree made a random cat jump out.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Taintrunner posted:

I’m in the waiting room for the doctor and some lunatic is using speech to text to basically call for full on genocide against Palestine. lol

share drop them your balls

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

meanwhile, in Gaza

https://twitter.com/DCIPalestine/status/1194680424208973826
https://twitter.com/DCIPalestine/status/1194719201690345472

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




mike pompeo: "settlements arent illegal"

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Real hurthling! posted:

mike pompeo: "settlements arent illegal"
Bernie: They sure as poo poo are.
https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1196527568704458752

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1197554904946151424

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
"this will be the end of netanyahu's leadership," says increasingly nervous man

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
:toot:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

:rip: however many palestinians will be killed to distract from this

also dti

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao

Yeah, if you could just go ahead and do the Palestinians and the world a solid and descend into civil war, that would be great.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




one side of that civilwar would kill as many palestinians as possible in the opening hours and the other wouldnt care

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao

Real hurthling! posted:

one side of that civilwar would kill as many palestinians as possible in the opening hours and the other wouldnt care

:smithicide:

Anyhoo dti

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

What are the chances of an actual civil war? Like they have nukes, and that’s terrifying.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

lol that reminded me in World War Z, Israel decides to protect Palestine from the zombies and that ignites a religious uprising against the government

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




in the movie, arabs pray too loud and that dooms israel

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Real hurthling! posted:

in the movie, arabs pray too loud and that dooms israel

jfc

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Struttin down the street with a boom box on my shoulder blasting the shahada

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




cool dance moves posted:

Struttin down the street with a boom box on my shoulder blasting the shahada

a crowd singing about allah draws the horde over the walls as brad pitt forcefully whispers to an idf guy that its too loud

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Smirking_Serpent posted:

lol that reminded me in World War Z, Israel decides to protect Palestine from the zombies and that ignites a religious uprising against the government

quote:

In your opinion, what do you believe was the cause of that war?

I think there were many causes. I know the repatriation of Palestinian was unpopular, so was the general pullout from the West Bank. I’m sure the Strategic Hamlet Resettlement Program must have inflamed more than its share of hearts. A lot of Israelis had to watch their houses bulldozed in order to make way for those fortified, self-sufficient residential compounds. Al Quds, I believe . . . that was the final straw. The Coalition Government decided that it was the one major weak point, too large to control and a hole that led right into the heart of Israel. They not only evacuated the city, but the entire Nablus to Hebron corridor as well. They believed that rebuilding a shorter wall along the 1967 demarcation line was the only way to ensure physical security, no matter what backlash might occur from their own religious right. I learned all this much later, you understand, as well as the fact that the only reason the IDF eventually triumphed was because the majority of the rebels came from the ranks of the Ultra-Orthodox and therefore most had never served in the armed forces. Did you know that? I didn’t. I realized I practically didn’t know anything about these people I’d hated my entire life. Everything I thought was true went up in smoke that day, supplanted by the face of our real enemy.

https://worldwarz.fandom.com/wiki/Saladin_Kader%27s_Interview

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




wait in the book brad pitt hates jews before coming to admire idf fash instincts?

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Real hurthling! posted:

wait in the book brad pitt hates jews before coming to admire idf fash instincts?

No, that bit's written from the perspective of a Palestinian survivor of the war brad pitt's character was interviewing

In the book 'brad pitt's character' has very little voice or presence, they're just a journalist in a UN project collecting oral histories of the zombie war several years later.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

lol that “ultra-Orthodox don’t serve” is like some crazy obscure arcane factoid that a Palestinian wouldn’t have heard of

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Forcibly repatriate all apartheidists into the Kingdom of Heaven.

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Real hurthling! posted:

wait in the book brad pitt hates jews before coming to admire idf fash instincts?

no the book is written by a jewish man who assumes palestinians have an irrational hatred of jews and know nothing about them

drat, did you know white people like sea salt? i didnt. i cant believe how little i know about these people ive hated my whole life for no reason - a real black person

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