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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Turkey Day Football GDT: Go Eat Pie with your Fam you Degenerates
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I am eating
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Turkey and stuff 12 24.00%
Pie and stuff 6 12.00%
My family 10 20.00%
Football! 22 44.00%
Total: 50 votes
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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Dak was super happy for a 4th down

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

A big flaming stink posted:

Is Jason Garrett a coward??

Does the Pope poo poo in the woods??

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

really queer Christmas posted:

Rooting for the cowboys

:hfive:




















really queer Christmas posted:

To lose :devil:

:emo:

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


 incredible effort

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
loving Walmart acting like they don't gently caress employees every which way

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

LabyaMynora posted:

Absolutely pathetic. :(

gently caress the Cowboys forever and ever, but they're going to win this lovely rear end game.

The Bills' 8-3 record is fraudulent as gently caress.

3 losses: Patriots, Eagles, Browns

8 wins: Jets, Giants, Bengals, Titans, Dolphins, Redskins, Dolphins, Broncos

There's just too many bad teams in the NFL this year. We're at maximum bad team capacity.

Holy poo poo, what is the best win on there? Titans?

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

really queer Christmas posted:

Does the Pope poo poo in the woods??

:thunk:

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Garrett trying to keep his job with that call.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Why would you do that lol

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

Ches Neckbeard posted:

loving Walmart acting like they don't gently caress employees every which way

there seemed a lot of poverty in the ad was it about walmarters still with jobs helping feed those that lost their walmart job?

* # ? Nov 28, 2019 23:13
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

Why would you do that lol

Mr. Nice! posted:

Garrett trying to keep his job with that call.
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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

loving Walmart acting like they don't gently caress employees every which way

Turns out they aren’t giving their employees who work today and tomorrow Time and a Half but instead just a store discount lol

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A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

A big flaming stink posted:

Is Jason Garrett a coward??
No???

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Garrett actually scared for his job.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

A big flaming stink posted:

Is Jason Garrett a coward??

is jerry

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 Garrett responding directly to something awful posts now

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

Codependent Poster posted:

Why would you do that lol

jerry's going to stop joking and start thinking about eating garrett's kidney's if he doesn't amp it up a little

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

really queer Christmas posted:

Garrett responding directly to something awful posts now

*claps aggressively*

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

Ches Neckbeard posted:

loving Walmart acting like they don't gently caress employees every which way

Walmart: You stopped shopping with us because of how WE dodge taxes and treat our employees? Well, let us tell you about AMAZON! :smug:






:sigh:

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 Garrett is the nerd who finally reached his breaking point after years of bullying but instead of beating up the bully he goes for it on 4th downs

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

LabyaMynora posted:

Walmart: You stopped shopping with us because of how WE dodge taxes and treat our employees? Well, let us tell you about AMAZON! :smug:






:sigh:
Not the greatest flex when Amazon pays $15/hour.

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 Go for it you coward

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

Crescent Wrench posted:

Holy poo poo, what is the best win on there? Titans?

Probably, and that's when they were playing Mariota.

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A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
 ARE TROOPS

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 can someone explain to me what the thing is where the kicker lobs the ball and then kicks it really high to the other team?

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 cowards wont reboot m*a*s*h*

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 SOME FOLKSA BORN
MADEA WAYZA FLAG

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Zyla posted:

cowards wont reboot m*a*s*h*

one set in iraq would last longer, yes

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Zyla posted:

cowards wont reboot m*a*s*h*

And CRITICIZE the US Army, you goddamn commie?

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Zyla posted:

cowards wont reboot m*a*s*h*

Heh was thinking the same thing :hawkeye:

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 mash was set in korea the most controversial of wars

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 What happened to Tyrod Taylor?

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Its Rinaldo posted:

What happened to Tyrod Taylor?

He got drafted by the bills

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Its Rinaldo posted:

What happened to Tyrod Taylor?

IIRC he’s backing up Rivers right now.

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 ^^^ah cool thanks

Elephanthead posted:

He got drafted by the bills

Yeah that’ll do it

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A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

Elephanthead posted:

He got drafted by the bills

Uh, no? He was drafted to be an elite backup

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

Its Rinaldo posted:

What happened to Tyrod Taylor?

He was cut and went to the Browns last year, got hurt early in the season, and they stuck with Baker Mayfield. Google search says he's with the Chargers now.

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

Its Rinaldo posted:

What happened to Tyrod Taylor?

chagers backup

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 NOBODY CIRCLES THE WAGONS

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Beastly Revenge !!!

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