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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Turkey Day Football GDT: Go Eat Pie with your Fam you Degenerates
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I am eating
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Turkey and stuff 12 24.00%
Pie and stuff 6 12.00%
My family 10 20.00%
Football! 22 44.00%
Total: 50 votes
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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 That was legit good pass. Allen good

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bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010
 I wish Aikman was the commentary instead of Romo. He would be spitting with disgust and hold no punches.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
OPI to keep us on script please.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

bornbytheriver posted:

I wish Aikman was the commentary instead of Romo. He would be spitting with disgust and hold no punches.

This wish has never been asked for before. Troy over Tony? Blasphemy.

* # ? Nov 29, 2019 01:06
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
gently caress

* # ? Nov 29, 2019 01:06
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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Gotta hype up the largest fan base

I mean, if you judge in terms of body size...

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The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Hate that call but go Bills.

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
this is really the last year for jason garrett huh

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

corn on the cop posted:

this is really the last year for jason garrett huh

Something both sides can wish for.

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

corn on the cop posted:

this is really the last year for jason garrett huh

four more years

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

corn on the cop posted:

this is really the last year for jason garrett huh

I'd be happy to never hear about him again but I know some dumb team is going to hire him as an OC or something.

Or god help us he'll actually go to the Giants as HC.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

corn on the cop posted:

this is really the last year for jason garrett huh

Lol if it happens directly after this loss.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Hey he got one :unsmith:

* # ? Nov 29, 2019 01:09
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bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010
 geniune question: did the cowboys really think that a clone of JG called kellen moore would somehow be a successful OC? is that pure stinginess on the part of the cowboys or pure stupidity.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 I'm sure noted offensive genius Jason Garrett can come up with 19 points in 8 minutes.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
This is a thing of beauty.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Extend Garrett

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
can't wait for dallas to take a bunch of time driving down the field only to come away with no points

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Lol

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I wish someone else was directing Richard Jewel.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

corn on the cop posted:

this is really the last year for jason garrett huh

Absolutely, but because it's Jerry, he's gonna make sure everyone waits till the first minute of their offseason (whether it's in December or January)

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Are there Chanels no's 1-4? Like maybe an old bottle of Chanel no.3 sitting on the dusty shelf of a long forgotten K-Mart?

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

bornbytheriver posted:

geniune question: did the cowboys really think that a clone of JG called kellen moore would somehow be a successful OC? is that pure stinginess on the part of the cowboys or pure stupidity.

moore is fine, he owes his offensive lineage to fun boise st offenses of yesteryear. garrett is suffocating him, and it's incredibly noticable in big games

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Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Tom Sellout posted:

can't wait for dallas to take a bunch of time driving down the field only to come away with no points

They're going to try to kick 7 field goals

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
cowboys likely going to finish this game going sixteen consecutive quarters without forcing a turnover

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005

MoaM posted:

I wish someone else was directing Richard Jewel.

yeah "bold statement about our current era" in a clint eastwood film doesn't bode well.

i guarantee that movie is two hours of making GBS threads on cnn

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Grittybeard posted:

Or god help us he'll actually go to the Giants as HC.

I can not imagine more of a lateral move for the Giants. I mean, he has a ton of talent in Dallas, and this is the best he can do. What is he gonna do in New York?

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Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

FizFashizzle posted:

yeah "bold statement about our current era" in a clint eastwood film doesn't bode well.

i guarantee that movie is two hours of making GBS threads on cnn

:allears:

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Shinji2015 posted:

I'm still baffled that everyone on the pregame show picked Dallas to win this. Like, yeah, it's the Bills, but have they not watched any Cowboys games this season?

the bills could go 12 and 4 and still be 10 point underdogs in their wild card game

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

corn on the cop posted:

this is really the last year for jason garrett huh

God willing

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

FizFashizzle posted:

yeah "bold statement about our current era" in a clint eastwood film doesn't bode well.

i guarantee that movie is two hours of making GBS threads on cnn

Man, did he get done dirty, though.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

MoaM posted:

I wish someone else was directing Richard Jewel.

Clint's a piece of poo poo

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bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010
 that upcoming stephen a smith post game video is gonna be good

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Moneyball posted:

They're going to try to kick 7 field goals

They've done it before.

Did that happen on thanksgiving?

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

FizFashizzle posted:

i guarantee that movie is two hours of making GBS threads on cnn

p. much dis.

Any other director could actually make that movie into a commentary about sensationalism.

Anyway, back to this Cowboys drive that prob won't end before the 4 minute mark.

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

FizFashizzle posted:

yeah "bold statement about our current era" in a clint eastwood film doesn't bode well.

waiting for some screenwriter to trick him into making gran torino 2

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

yeah "bold statement about our current era" in a clint eastwood film doesn't bode well.

i guarantee that movie is two hours of making GBS threads on cnn

FAKE NEWS

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Grittybeard posted:

They've done it before.

Did that happen on thanksgiving?

nope

remember rob bironas

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/fgm_single_game.htm

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


 augh sick flip

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooop flip!

* # ? Nov 29, 2019 01:16
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