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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


wrestling’s greatest babyface right here

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
The Batista/Dana stuff is the most interesting thing to happen on wrestler social media in god knows how long.

https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/1200175938694025216

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Batista and Dana being extremely horny on main is a great development

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

Big Dick Dave

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


the real question is, who was horny first, batista or brooke?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

haunted bong posted:

the real question is, who was horny first, batista or brooke?

Billy Gunn.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Writer Cath posted:

Billy Gunn.

he really did escalate things didnt he?

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Put Dana in the next Guardians or the Galaxy as Drax’s equally ridiculous girlfriend

Memnaelar
Feb 21, 2013

WHO is the goodest girl?
So what's up with Janela? Surprised that there's a ton of web articles up about his deleted tweet but no talk here.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Memnaelar posted:

So what's up with Janela? Surprised that there's a ton of web articles up about his deleted tweet but no talk here.

Mmmh. A yes THE deleted tweet. Fascinating. I understand exactly what you are talking about. Please don't tell anyone what it said. This is just between the two of us.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Memnaelar posted:

So what's up with Janela? Surprised that there's a ton of web articles up about his deleted tweet but no talk here.

those web articles get money from ad traffic, hth

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Memnaelar posted:

So what's up with Janela? Surprised that there's a ton of web articles up about his deleted tweet but no talk here.

He did a GCW show instead of Dynamite and tried to work an angle I guess. Who cares???


Alaois posted:

those web articles get money from ad traffic, hth

It's also this.

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


Memnaelar posted:

So what's up with Janela? Surprised that there's a ton of web articles up about his deleted tweet but no talk here.

everyone here immediately realized it was a work that won't matter until they run it on Dynamite.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Yeah, seemed obvious it was a work so that he could work a GCW show and make an AEW story out of it. It's brand synergy.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

jesus WEP posted:

wrestling’s greatest babyface right here
Agreed. Too bad he's on the second-most racist wrestling show.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/1200356539011227648

Oh my god. :allears:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
:chast2b:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Dave pants pants Dave

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

brutal. savage. rekt.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Joey McChrist posted:

brutal. savage. rekt.



:sbahj:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Joey McChrist posted:

brutal. savage. rekt.



I'm calling an ambulance

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Imagine being so bad at twitter that you get the Rock to drag you in-character

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

If The Rock keeps burying wrestlers I don’t like maybe I’ll like him again

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

What's this piano business about?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

TJP stop using twitter

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Joey McChrist posted:

brutal. savage. rekt.



Drag.

His.

rear end.

King.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/therealec3/status/1200483798187728901

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


You scamp

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

TV Zombie posted:

What's this piano business about?
That’s the closest thing Big Dave can think of for scale in the age old question “How big is Batista’s dick”

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


RealFoxy posted:

That’s the closest thing Big Dave can think of for scale in the age old question “How big is Batista’s dick”

Upright or concert?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

njsykora posted:

Upright or concert?

The one that two people can dance on from the movie Big

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1200453070062178305

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Imagine not liking Powerful Wrestle Mom

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1200534295502376960

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I desperately wanted him to bring that back while he was touring with Okada

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Ok, so we had to rule out 'Freddy Mercury is a Time Lord who regenerated into the body of Emi Sakura'
How about this: Emi's mic stand contains the soul of Freddy Mercury who sporadically possesses her.
Emi doesn't really mind because I mean Freddy Mercury.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Can somebody explain to me why TJP deserves that massive owning from The Rock?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

Can somebody explain to me why TJP deserves that massive owning from The Rock?

Men's Rights Activist

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I would like to add on to what Nien already said:

He's generally super weird and terrible person. He seriously asked for people to send him fanfiction of him and various women on the WWE roster together. He is also dumb enough to oppose net neutrality because "repealing it would stop bullies".

Basically TJP is just really really dumb.

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

Can somebody explain to me why TJP deserves that massive owning from The Rock?

He's very much an MRA. He also had some really moronic tweets about Net Neutrality which he's since had the common sense to delete but he totally misunderstood the concept and thought Net Neutrality would somehow encourage cyber bullying?

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