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Despera posted:From PFT I guess theyre saying he'll Duck, like his name? Not a well-delivered joke though imo
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Despera posted:From PFT Duck: verb. to quickly lower one's head
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeeNMjowvv4&t=243s SEE!!! He thinks just like I do. He also wanted to get the WRs more involved in the passing game even though we were having success with just the TEs. God I really like this player. He's even like "not just as blockers". So that's not good enough. A guy's lack of production can't just be excused by "well he blocks". and monday night the WRs got catches. Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Nov 27, 2019 |
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i threw a lot and well as lamar in madden so he thinks a lot like me
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Waiting patiently for twitter to explode https://twitter.com/Lj_era8/status/1199836389984088064
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How can I root for Lamar Jackson to win the Super Bowl but simultaneously root for the Ravens to lose the Super Bowl?
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colachute posted:How can I root for Lamar Jackson to win the Super Bowl but simultaneously root for the Ravens to lose the Super Bowl? you cant become kawalimus on purpose
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Ghost Dog posted:you cant become kawalimus on purpose Yeah you have to get bullied by the pokemon card kids and get your lunchbox stolen by redskins fans.
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Also you have to not actually watch the games and willfully not know any of the players on the roster.
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colachute posted:How can I root for Lamar Jackson to win the Super Bowl but simultaneously root for the Ravens to lose the Super Bowl? You will love the ravens and you will like it
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Borsche69 posted:Also you have to not actually watch the games and willfully not know any of the players on the roster. The only game I didn't watch this year was the Patriots. And I watched till we were up 17-0 and then had the cyrus jones fumble and gave up 7 points. I turned it off then. I had to be up early the next day anyway and wasn't doing the barn owl day thing again. And there's no point in learning all the players on a roster. They're always changing most of them.
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Lamar Jackson is going to realize this offseason that his real passion in life is to make the perfect muffalleta and he's going to retire and open a sandwich shop in Savannah, Georgia. They'll be quite good but he'll slowly go mad as he obsesses over continuously smaller perceived flaws. In 2034 he'll snap and murder a retired teacher after she complements his tapenade.
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Eifert Posting posted:Lamar Jackson is going to realize this offseason that his real passion in life is to make the perfect muffalleta and he's going to retire and open a sandwich shop in Savannah, Georgia. Hah I actually thought of this. Like this year he'll do it. He'll win the SB in dominating fashion. Then they'll be like what's next? And he'll go well I can't really top that. So I'm just gonna retire now with my health intact and go do whatever.
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Eifert Posting posted:Lamar Jackson is going to realize this offseason that his real passion in life is to make the perfect muffalleta and he's going to retire and open a sandwich shop in Savannah, Georgia. I'm glad the Bengals lost
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Wonder if they won that game itd be Marvin and not Mcvays valet
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Nov 28, 2019 02:23
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if lamar was white would there be posts about him moving to the deep south and murdering people
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Id read bengals fans fan fiction of lamar
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Cavauro posted:if lamar was white would there be posts about him moving to the deep south and murdering people White people: famous for not murdering people in the deep south.
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Smiling Mandrill posted:I'd never heard of the Yeet Yeet thing before this thread. Today I was standing in line at the grocery store and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "Yeet Yeet Ya'll." I think this thread is altering the reality of space and time, and I think we should use those powers responsibly.
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No Irish Need Imply posted:maybe you should try being cool I can't be cool. I'm well out of any marketing demographic. I remember this website when it was free to sign up. I remember the good days of the AFC Central. The days before they moved the Browns and let the Jags in, thats when it all went to hell. Some people blame Modell, and Irsay for moving their teams.I blame the drat democrats, and the trade unions. The NFL used to be a respectable. Yeah Jim Brown beat every woman he ever met, and LT was doing more coke than Tony Montana but you didn't have hear about it from your internet filth rag bleacher reports. How I miss those golden old days when every hit was helmet to helmet. Jack Tatum, and Andre Waters, those were football players by god. If Tom Brady played in their era he would have already died of dementia three years ago. Now please get off my lawn, and stand on the side walk.
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I think Carolina is in the North and also that the AFC North thread invented yeet
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It's even called North Carolina. When I lived in Charleston North Carolina was, indeed, North.
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I lived on James Island and yup, it was totally an island
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sharknado slashfic posted:Ugh I don't feel like going back to find the bad jokes post to emptyquote Ghost Dog posted:i guess if they enforced the age old No Horrifically Unfunny Gimmicks Allowed we would have no browns fans left. so like, no downside at all
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Lamar Jackson's middle name is Demeatrice. De-meat-rice The Meat Rice I can't stop thinking about this. Please help.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Lamar Jackson's middle name is Demeatrice. Yeah I agree Lamar Jackson is pretty great
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Lamar Jackson's middle name is Demeatrice. I grew up with a kid named Demeatrice, everyone called Meechie
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:I grew up with a kid named Demeatrice, everyone called Meechie Whoa you grew up with Zendaya?
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Bill Belichick said the NFL season doesnt start till after thanksgiving. So grats on the 0-0 bengals
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https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1200580948099649537?s=19Ghost Dog posted:i saw the ray pictures and well
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gently caress I'm watching hockey and wishing lamar was playing
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I'm watching Frosty the Snow Man juke that dumbass magician in ways Lamar could only dream of. Frosty would put up 300 yards on the ground against the putrid Ravens run defense (that the Browns humiliated and exposed.)
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Flacco is Joseph. Harbaugh is Mary.
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Bigass Moth posted:I'm watching Frosty the Snow Man juke that dumbass magician in ways Lamar could only dream of. Frosty would put up 300 yards on the ground against the putrid Ravens run defense (that the Browns humiliated and exposed.) Stay loving mad that you rolled snake-eyes and busted hard when y’all drafted your QB, Moth. I’ll be over here, enjoying my 9-2 record and watching my QB actually be a QB (and MVP caliber, to boot) while yours just looks like he should be on a certain type of national registry for luring kids into the back of his van. At least Lamar doesn’t look like he could pull off looking like a douchebag as well as Mayfield can, though, so have fun lording THAT over us!
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Kawalimus posted:Flacco is Joseph. Harbaugh is Mary. Does that make Kyle Boller the Judas?
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