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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

Man I'm tired as gently caress,not sure why, hmmm maybe some good ol 9pm coffee this is definitely a good idea

I'm tired as gently caress I filled my doe tag this afternoon.

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Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Epic High Five posted:

I heard that everybody who drank the cursed coffin juice gained incredible virility and then each one was dead within 6 months after ants are their brains while they slept

So no downside. I'm in.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

I'm tired as gently caress I filled my doe tag this afternoon.

What'd ya fill it with, cottage cheese or meatballs or

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

What'd ya fill it with, cottage cheese or meatballs or

It's tied to the back leg of a large female deer hanging in my garage at the moment.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

being dead probably rules lmao

:chloe: not while there’s still 35 years of trump left. you can rest when its over

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Can't stop eating large female deer g*d help me

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Calibanibal posted:

Can't stop eating large female deer g*d help me

They didn't say it was dead just that it was hanging out there, please do not jump to conclusions calibanibal

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

It's tied to the back leg of a large female deer hanging in my garage at the moment.

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heheeh lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

edward ballsario

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
calibanibal is an eco-terrorist and no longer under my protection

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

little toe tag on the Jane doe

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
whats a good song

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

ngl that sounds like something i would do as president. also probably ask them a bunch of annoying question about what all the buttons do

Same thought

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If those pilots are military that means they wouldn't be allowed to stop him from just pressing any button he felt like pressing because he's CiC

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Epic High Five posted:

If those pilots are military that means they wouldn't be allowed to stop him from just pressing any button he felt like pressing because he's CiC

he has no power over pilots

Article II Section 2 posted:

The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States;

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
joe biden is a racist

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Joementum posted:

he has no power over pilots

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Lastgirl posted:

someone make arrangements for him then and he can experience it for himself

comedy is dead because most comedian acts are like trying to snark on social media nowadays about triggering and feelings, and they pretend to be aggrieved in their act (it's not an act) that they're entitled to have an opinion like Ricky Gervais where a million people can come up with better jokes and contexts than them around the goddamn clock online

comedians are a dying breed and its hilarious so they have to out edge themselves and in fact i wish someone would just mock and roast them relentlessly so that their "act" on stage just shatters the veneer and they just meltdown and gently caress off from public life for just "speaking their mind" when nobody welcomes the lovely opinion or insight

Standup was never supposed to be popular or profitable. It was supposed to be something that kept potential spree shooters busy enough and high enough to leave the rest of us alone. Much like everything else that's happened in the last 40 years, their success represents a larger failure of our civilization.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Epic High Five posted:

Hmmm, I can't actually find any first hand accounts of it being good or bad, having your head torn off by a bear, I may have to walk back my previous stance

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

melt him down

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1200089511990059008

but for every progressive vote we pick up we lose two moderates :qq:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




I've got that book on a watch list for when its in stock and you can't find it for less than 30 bucks lol

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

they may be a socialist, but they're a so-so A-lister

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



where';s my bourbon

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
donald trump is a doetag

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Epic High Five posted:

I've got that book on a watch list for when its in stock and you can't find it for less than 30 bucks lol

Weird, it's sub-$15CAD on Amazon Canada. Also $10 CAD for the Kindle version.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If elected, I will give every American 40 acres and a bag full of ninja stars

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1200597747818065921

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



univbee posted:

Weird, it's sub-$15CAD on Amazon Canada. Also $10 CAD for the Kindle version.

Probably it's because I've got it set to a specific printing, hmm

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

https://twitter.com/MichaelCohen212/status/1200593609524953091?s=19

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

donald trump is a doetag

joe biden is a racist

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

I'm tired as gently caress I filled my doe tag this afternoon.

I'm not a deer hunter but I was tempted to run down a perfect eight point buck, straight out of central casting, I saw on the drive home today

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

joe biden is a racist

what about raprock and cornpop

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

I've got that book on a watch list for when its in stock and you can't find it for less than 30 bucks lol

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bear-a-novel-marian-engel/1101790796#/

click on the Marketplace link near the bottom, there's some starting at three fiddy plus what's usually around five bucks shipping

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
(didnt read any of these posts) just smoke a bunch of weed, you'll be fine

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

what about raprock and cornpop

the only funny contribution he has ever graced this godforsaken rock of neoliberal hegemony he perpetuated for half a century as the Ur-Patriarch mantle.

also check suck zone, got a bunch of posts that kamala's campaign is basically imploding and she's going to drop out pretty soon, now its time to knock down pete and joe so that bernie secures the nom

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

SA gets a really lovely privacy grade from DuckDuckGo

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
the barnes&noble secondhand book market is actually p cool, because when some old book suddenly comes into demand (like from being featured on 372 pages) amazon and ebay sellers will instantly raise their prices, but the b&n sellers plod on and seem to have deep inventory

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