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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Flipswitch posted:

Morning goons - are there any resources on the manifestos for people with low literacy skills? I work in the charity sector and one of my friends works with the homeless specifically. We've been successful in getting people able to register to vote but this is the next stumbling block.

There's this which might be appropriate? Seems to be a third party so dunno how accurate they'll be

https://www.unitedresponse.org.uk/party-manifestos-2019

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BenM_Kent/status/1200515450876170242

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SocialistVoice/status/1200700973196423174?s=19

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

From the FT article:

quote:

Mr Corbyn, the Labour leader, eventually came out in favour of a second poll, but last week he pledged to take a “neutral” stance in any referendum, a move that many believe has again muddled his party’s position.

“I don’t have a time machine, but I’d say we probably didn’t need to have gone full on revoke knowing what we do now about Corbyn’s stance”, said one [Lib Dem] party adviser. “It might have put some people off.”

IT'S CORBYN'S FAULT!

There's also a quote in there about how the Lib Dems had to run a presidential style campaign focusing on Jo Swinson because that's what the other parties were doing :D

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

it'll turn out he was a really dumb mean kid from a relatively comfy petit bourgeois family won't it. always does. honestly there's some interesting similarities between pepes in the US and salafi terrorists. i remember reading accounts of people who survived aleppo and they'd talk about how these wacky young men from dusseldorf would misquote bits of the koran and talk about gaming in (bad) arabic in between executing people and shaking down market traders. it's scary to think that for all the "deeper analysis" and hot takes these dudes are really just arrested adolescent jack offs who wanna die in a blaze of glory.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
I've tried not to be suspicious and tinfoil hat but why the gently caress is it that we consistently get these 'terrorist attacks' when the conservatives are doing badly near elections? It's like clockwork.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

Igotadigbick posted:

I've tried not to be suspicious and tinfoil hat but why the gently caress is it that we consistently get these 'terrorist attacks' when the conservatives are doing badly near elections? It's like clockwork.

it is tinfoil hat. consider that if you were a terrorist when would be the best time to communicate a message

it would be when a whole nation is watching the news and every talking head is looking for something to comment on

it is not some inside job or anything like that, it is literally the perfect time for it for an individual or organisation looking to make a political statement.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

gh0stpinballa posted:

it'll turn out he was a really dumb mean kid from a relatively comfy petit bourgeois family won't it.

lol yep, his family owned land in pakistan and he wanted to "build a terrorist training camp" on it. jfc these dickheads are so loving stupid.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008


Doesn't this mean that both the lib dems and the snp, for all their posturing, have the same brexit position as Labour?
https://www.snp.org/policies/what-is-the-snp-plan-for-brexit/

quote:

We believe that MPs should come together to support a new referendum on EU membership. The debate in 2016 has been consistently shown to have been manipulated and undermined by misinformation and false promises. The truth has now been laid bare and in the absence of a consensus in Parliament the choice must be put back to the people

This is something that I've found comes up more in casual political conversions with friends/family rather than on the doors, but there's definitely a consensus than voting lib dem/snp is better if you don't like brexit

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Another Person posted:

it is tinfoil hat. consider that if you were a terrorist when would be the best time to communicate a message

it would be when a whole nation is watching the news and every talking head is looking for something to comment on

it is not some inside job or anything like that, it is literally the perfect time for it for an individual or organisation looking to make a political statement.

Yes, it doesn't require coordination, it's a point as you say where everyone is hyper focused on politics and also when there is maximum political coverage of stuff to make people angry.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
for perspective, the IRA carried out 7 attacks during election cycles in british history, and then another one the exact day after

while that barely covers the extent of the attacks carried out, it coincides neatly with political events and is effective for putting issues on agendas

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1200705064249233408

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
This has got lost in the actually more important news of a terrorist attack, but it's still pertinent because of the election.

Rail fares to rise by 2.7% in January posted:

Millions of commuters will have to pay an average of 2.7% more for rail tickets from 2 January.

The rise, announced by industry body the Rail Delivery Group, is lower than the 3.1% increase at the start of 2019.

Train companies say this is the third year in a row that average fares have been held below the benchmark inflation measure on which rises are based.

But many commuters will still face an increase of more than £100 in the annual cost of getting to work.

Independent watchdog Transport Focus said a majority of rail users did not feel they were getting value for money.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
I posted on FB about some of the bizarro things re the perp being a terrorist on a tag and the hero being a murderer on day release and the chucked baggie or maccieD or whatever it was had quite a sensible exchange of comments last night.

This morning I noticed a couple of my friends from the tin foil hat brigade have commented so I have hidden the post so only I can see it lest I get accused of being a leftist conspiracy theorist!

Meanwhile in other non-political news:

Can anyone recommend an odour neutralizer for the smell of stale cigs. I think the previous owner must have smoked in his bedroom and despite carpet shampoo etc, the smell lingers. Wasn't that noticeable before I bought the place, but I have very sensitive nose when it comes to cig stinks.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Nov 30, 2019

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

So his sentence in 2012 was a minimum of 8 years and he'd already been out for 1

Carborundum
Feb 21, 2013

willie_dee posted:

I have far more faith in a bullet to the head neutralising someone with an S-Vest on than random members of the public struggling to detain someone who has multiple knives hidden on their body and is actively resisting and wanting to die.

S-Vest

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Aiannucci/status/1200706528438882304?s=19

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Jose posted:

So his sentence in 2012 was a minimum of 8 years and he'd already been out for 1

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/30/usman-khan-profile-terrorist-who-wanted-to-bomb-london-stock-exchange


"Khan was originally classed as never to be released unless deemed no longer a threat but this condition was later lifted.

He was freed in licence in December 2018."


:allears:


What sort of clowns do we have making these decisions?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm not enormously keen to suggest indefinite prison sentences for anyone convicted of a terror offence.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

https://twitter.com/pewence/status/1200709383795171328


You fools! Don't you know that trying to learn from history is the stupidest thing you can do? I trust the Conservatives to protect my freedoms from the Left! :freep:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



I feel like that's just bad sarcasm.

Desiderata
May 25, 2005
Go placidly amid the noise and haste...

If only someone hadn't taught me that all politicians regardless of party are venal self-centered buffoons with no interest in improving the world, only their careers, Armando.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Pesky Splinter posted:

This has got lost in the actually more important news of a terrorist attack, but it's still pertinent because of the election.

quote:

Millions of commuters will have to pay an average of 2.7% more for rail tickets from 2 January.

The rise, announced by industry body the Rail Delivery Group, is lower than the 3.1% increase at the start of 2019.

Train companies say this is the third year in a row that average fares have been held below the benchmark inflation measure on which rises are based.

But many commuters will still face an increase of more than £100 in the annual cost of getting to work.

Independent watchdog Transport Focus said a majority of rail users did not feel they were getting value for money.

As a rail operator myself (in Pocket Trains) I think it is actually quite generous of them to not raise fares by as much as they are arguing that they could. Be grateful to your masters, peasants! :smug:

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Igotadigbick posted:

I've tried not to be suspicious and tinfoil hat but why the gently caress is it that we consistently get these 'terrorist attacks' when the conservatives are doing badly near elections? It's like clockwork.

It's the time when the mill of ordinary life is penetrated by politics everywhere, not allowing you to put your head down and forget that you're powerless and that as an individual you don't have a big impact. Unless...

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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A blank cheque to rewrite everything is pretty much what all majority parties have had in the UK, to the same extent that permits. We just have a ~convention~ where they don't. Seems weird to get mad about the extremely vague bad things when there's some very specific bad things in there to get mad about. It's like people in the Blair era who were terrified of the Civil Contingencies Act but not all the authoritarian poo poo they actually did.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
I hope Jezza gives the tories a kicking over the rail fares thing, that's going to resonate with a lot of people.

https://twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/1200690606395338757?s=20

Come, friendly Corbyn, and nationalise now!
Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
Tinned minds, tinned breath.

And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
In women's tears:

And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
And make him yell.

Sadly tinned minds seems to be the thing. Quite a few depressing voxpoppy type articles on the graun lately (a goddamn Freedland article making a good point, no less)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/29/politicians-liars-boris-johnson-voters-prime-minister-brexit

quote:

The memory of that resurfaced on Thursday night, as I sat in a small meeting room in a Holiday Inn in Newcastle-under-Lyme, just outside Stoke, watching a focus group made up almost entirely of Labour leave voters, convened by the public relations company Edelman. As they discussed the current campaign, what they believed and, more importantly, who they believed, it was tempting to conclude that we are living through Britain’s first post-truth election. Not in the sense of politicians lying – that’s not new – but in terms of the impact that post-truth, the casual disregard for the difference between truth and falsehood, is having on us, the electorate.

Early on in the session, the group was asked to write down the first word that popped into their heads when they thought of Boris Johnson. “Trump,” said one. “Liar,” said another. “Buffoon,” said a third. When asked to elaborate, a fourth said, “He talks well but you can’t believe anything he says,” citing the pledge to recruit 20,000 police officers. To which you might add Johnson’s promised 50,000 “new” nurses, a figure that includes 18,500 people who are already nurses. Or the 40 new hospitals that are really six upgraded hospitals. Or the £350m on the side of the bus. Or the fact that Johnson was sacked by both Michael Howard and the Times for lying. Or that he misled the Queen when he gave his reasons for proroguing parliament.

But guess what happened when, at the close, the scrupulously neutral moderator asked this group of past Labour voters who they would back on 12 December. All but one opted for Johnson. The same group that had declared him a liar nevertheless planned, quite cheerfully, to put him back into Downing Street. Why?

The core answer came back to Brexit and Johnson’s pledge to “Get Brexit done”. They might not trust the prime minister in general, but on Brexit they believe him – because, like Trump and his pledge to build a wall, they believe it’s what Johnson really thinks and what he really wants. When reminded of his broken die-in-a-ditch promise to leave by 31 October, there was a consensus around the table. “That wasn’t his fault,” said Tim, who’s semi-retired. “Parliament wouldn’t let him.”

The implication is that while the Westminster class, journalists and rival politicians, are focused on the literal truth – accurate stats, misleading claims – voters are looking for something different from a politician. Do you mean what you say and, crucially, will you make good on it?

Enter Jeremy Corbyn. The group were asked about him too and, in addition to calling him “indecisive”, “arrogant” and “weak”, three people offered that he too was a “liar” and “untrustworthy”. And yet while they forgave the dishonesty of Johnson, they gave no such leeway to Labour. The offer of free broadband was mocked, along with several other Labour manifesto promises. Jamie, who owns a car repair business, reckoned Labour had sat around asking themselves, “‘Who haven’t we given something to yet? I know, let’s do free dental care’. It’ll be free Pot Noodles for migrants next.” That brought laughter – and agreement.

Make no mistake, these were not people who couldn’t do with the government spending more money. They all agreed that their town needed help and that things had got worse in the last 10 years (though, tellingly, none blamed the Tories for that, instead speaking of the decline as if it were the inevitable result of global, even natural, forces). Three of the women worked in local schools. And yet they dismissed Labour’s offer of new billions out of hand.

The objection was not that they, or their neighbours, don’t need the cash. Nor that they thought Corbyn wouldn’t want to spend it if he could. “I’m just not sure how achievable it’s going to be,” said Kath, a senior nursery nurse. She’s a Waspi woman; she’d love to have the pension money that is owed her. But the sheer size of the spending commitment made her distrust it. “Based on the past, all the things that were promised and not delivered,” nodded Zena. “Where’s the money going to come from?” asked Caroline.

There is a specific Labour dimension to this, a reputation for fiscal unreliability that dates back at least to the 1970s. But it also connects to a wider shift. Thanks in part to the cavalier disregard for truth that has come to characterise politics here and elsewhere, many voters now start from a base assumption that politicians are dishonest. Rows about details, numbers and figures especially, are shrugged off: “Who knows what’s true and what’s not? After all, they all lie.”

That helps a serial peddler of untruths like Johnson. But it also narrows the scope for what any politician can offer. They can, it seems, get away with making one big promise if that pledge seems both true to that politician and deliverable: “Here’s my oven-ready Brexit deal, let’s get it done,” fits that bill for Johnson (even if, of course, Brexit won’t be anywhere near done). But Labour’s long, expensive laundry list of costly spending promises falls at the second hurdle.

That's why it's so important to get out and campaign, give someone a face to the party that isn't 'lying politician'. So props to everyone in this thread who's doing so.

RockyB fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Nov 30, 2019

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


It’s actually good that the tories want to rewrite the constitution because that way no one can complain when Jeremy Corbyn does it later to usher in full communism

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I think that guy is being sarcastic

efb

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
The reports are saying that yesterday's terrorist was released on licence as required by law. If asked about this law specifically, how should Labour respond?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They should say that clearly people can't be imprisoned indefinitely and the problem is the complete failure of the justice system to rehabilitate the guy in the six years he was inside.

Of course doing that would probably cost them the election because britain is full of proto fascists so idfk.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Think the judge on the case back in 2012 was Lord (Justice) Leveson too

Clearly the puppet master sending a message about press regulation there

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

stev posted:

I feel like that's just bad sarcasm.

Yeah actually, I think you're right. There are always people jumping in to claim that Labour are a worse example of whatever horrible poo poo the Tories have just done, and I read "think and know history" as "think you know history", which changes the meaning a fair bit. I guess his real meaning was "I am very smart and sick of all the dummies who vote differently to me."

Poe's Law is getting a real workout this election :D

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Campaigning is still going on outside London today, right? I was planning on heading over to Kingswood this afternoon for some canvassing.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Guest posted:

It didn't hurt Labour too badly last time there was a there was a terrorist attack on London Bridge just prior to an election.
Yeah. There were a bunch of ghouls coming to the thread to crow about it but Corbyn actually has a much better line on hot to stop terrorism than status quo liberals do

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

RockyB posted:

Sadly tinned minds seems to be the thing. Quite a few depressing voxpoppy type articles on the graun lately (a goddamn Freedland article making a good point, no less)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/29/politicians-liars-boris-johnson-voters-prime-minister-brexit

quote:

That helps a serial peddler of untruths like Johnson. But it also narrows the scope for what any politician can offer. They can, it seems, get away with making one big promise if that pledge seems both true to that politician and deliverable: “Here’s my oven-ready Brexit deal, let’s get it done,” fits that bill for Johnson (even if, of course, Brexit won’t be anywhere near done). But Labour’s long, expensive laundry list of costly spending promises falls at the second hurdle.

Erm, it falls at the second hurdle with habitual Tory voters. Specifically, those habitual Tory voters. Freedland is extrapolating that to claim that Johnson's strategy is working with voters as a whole (what about the constant mockery of Johnson for answering every question with "Get Brexit done!"?) and that Labour's comprehensive manifesto promises are not resonating with voters. We have seen plenty of evidence that they are. Some people are skeptical, but that will always be the case.

Jonathan Freedland does not make good points.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

Rarity posted:

Campaigning is still going on outside London today, right? I was planning on heading over to Kingswood this afternoon for some canvassing.

pretty sure morning campaign work is cancelled too

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Rarity posted:

Campaigning is still going on outside London today, right? I was planning on heading over to Kingswood this afternoon for some canvassing.

Door knocking is cancelled until 2 but some places are preparing leaflet and Christmas card drops.

Are you in the whatsapp?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Rarity posted:

Campaigning is still going on outside London today, right? I was planning on heading over to Kingswood this afternoon for some canvassing.

Ours is on pause until this afternoon, check with the local campaign.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Yeah. There were a bunch of ghouls coming to the thread to crow about it but Corbyn actually has a much better line on hot to stop terrorism than status quo liberals do

Yes, that always happens. And then someone says that it's our fault for not accepting their hooting triumphalism. And then someone says that we're all super sensitive because this happens every time there's a terror attack. Because disgusting vultures take it as an opportunity to barge in and try to score points.

But yeah, it's our fault :D

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CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

RockyB posted:

Sadly tinned minds seems to be the thing. Quite a few depressing voxpoppy type articles on the graun lately (a goddamn Freedland article making a good point, no less)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/29/politicians-liars-boris-johnson-voters-prime-minister-brexit


That's why it's so important to get out and campaign, give someone a face to the party that isn't 'lying politician'. So props to everyone in this thread who's doing so.
love to see them trusting Johnson to do this one thing that they really agree with despite them knowing he's a near-compulsive liar

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