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Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

drrockso20 posted:

I'll admit I've put a fair amount of thought into how a Kingdom Hearts reboot would go, and one of the biggest things would be a fairly simple one; have Malificent's cabal of Disney Villains stay relevant for more than one game and give them more to do

Any Kingdom Hearts 'reboot' trying things differently is contingent on Disney being a light touch when it comes to Kingdom Hearts, and they aren't.

I've told this story before, but Disney, despite having broken so many box office records off the back of what amounts to a crossover film, does not want to do crossovers. Every crossover in the history of Disney was fought for tooth and loving nail, and the main one I always go to, was Disney Infinity. Because Disney Infinity was a Skylanders type game, that didn't let you use characters outside of their own worlds.

So you could have Mr. Incredible, and he could run around the Incredibles world, and he could run around the generic areas. But he couldn't go to the Star Wars worlds, Luke Skywalker, same restrictions, he can be anywhere generic and he can be in the Star Wars worlds, but he can't be in any like... 'licensed' property. And this is a wholely Disney owned thing, and it all goes back to a super old restriction when Disney World was just kicking off where the main idea was "Well we don't want people not going to the Aladdin stuff if they can see those things in the Cinderella stuff."

Now, you might reasonably say, "Onmi, that's stupid, who the gently caress would ever do that, even if that was a mandate years ago, why would you stick too it?" Disney is dumb. The entire reason there is Ansem, the Keyblade, all of that nonsense, is because Disney rejected the simple idea pitched to them, where Mickey Mouse would unite the Disney heroes in his party and his final boss being Chernabog. That's WHY Chernabog is at The End Of The World "For some reason" because Square wanted him to be a big deal, and Disney was like "No."

And that was in 2002 when Disney so didn't care about almost any of their projects. Now? Now you think there's a loving fart that happens about Frozen that Disney didn't micromanage the exact toot? Any idea thinking that Disney would let you have their villains interact is laughable, it is the funniest joke told.

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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Admittedly I'm picturing this being in like 30 years or something when some people who grew up on Kingdom Hearts are now in charge at Disney and decide that while that crossover policy makes sense at the parks, it doesn't make sense outside of that context, and thus decide that the franchise that they grew up with could be done better

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
They already have marvel and star wars for the next 3 kingdom hearts games, I'm sure the series is 100% safe from death due to money. Can't wait for that han solo scene in kh4.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Tenzarin posted:

They already have marvel and star wars for the next 3 kingdom hearts games, I'm sure the series is 100% safe from death due to money. Can't wait for that han solo scene in kh4.

Yes, but Disney has to let them use those as Nomura basically said the equivalent of "Yea, we asked, they said no." for KH3. Granted, they said no to Toy Story a lot too.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Onmi posted:

Now, you might reasonably say, "Onmi, that's stupid, who the gently caress would ever do that, even if that was a mandate years ago, why would you stick too it?" Disney is dumb. The entire reason there is Ansem, the Keyblade, all of that nonsense, is because Disney rejected the simple idea pitched to them, where Mickey Mouse would unite the Disney heroes in his party and his final boss being Chernabog. That's WHY Chernabog is at The End Of The World "For some reason" because Square wanted him to be a big deal, and Disney was like "No."

If this is true then thank god for Disney's bizarre outmoded rules because 100% of Kingdom Hearts charm comes from straight-faced shonen anime characters ninja flipping around family cartoon movies with their rubberhosed funny-animal companions

Thinking back I think a good argument could be made to suggest that Riku kidnapping Pinocchio and telling Gepetto "heh, nothin personal" before swordfighting around Monstro rambling about metaphysics is the very moment that I was sold on this series forever

Ventana
Mar 28, 2010

*Yosh intensifies*
Kingdom hearts but there's now no disney worlds and it's just SE properties for the individual worlds.

Goofy and Donald and Mickey can stay though. I guess Pete too but not like he's done much lately.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Isn’t that the speculation from the secret ending? Just SE properties? Probably be a better product since SE wouldn’t give a gently caress except for maybe FF7.

Ventana
Mar 28, 2010

*Yosh intensifies*
Honestly I haven't seen any of the discussion around the secret ending is supposed to be other than the vague "Sora/Riku in Shibuya/Verum Rex". It's really vague so I'm not sure how much there is to read into it. That said if thats actually what they'd do, I'd be on board.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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The next KH game will have some original worlds and some worlds from Disney stuff and some Nomura game specific worlds and will also be a direct continuation of this story and the poo poo with the Master of Masters and it'll own bones like the rest of the franchise.

Verum Rex/Shibuya will probably tie into the dreaming world poo poo or the idea of worlds that were lost (Games that were canceled or Nomura didn't get to finish) Please be excited for Bouncer references.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


I would be excited for Bouncer stuff tbh

I was thinking the Verum Rex/TWEWY stuff will be a side game before KHIV. They are going hard on the Foretellers/Luxu and Master of Masters stuff.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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Blackbelt Bobman posted:

I would be excited for Bouncer stuff tbh

I was thinking the Verum Rex/TWEWY stuff will be a side game before KHIV. They are going hard on the Foretellers/Luxu and Master of Masters stuff.

That could be neat but I wouldn't mind a spin off going back to the old KH1 worlds (Not Atlantica) cause Hercs relationship with sora and the game and what they did with it in 3 has been kinda fun so I wanna see Sora...I dunno come to Agrabah to ask aladdin for dating advice.

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

"Jack Skellington, can you teach me how to dance?"

TheLoneStar
Feb 9, 2017

Kingdom Hearts IV will be a dating sim where Sora goes to old worlds to try and figure out how to woo Kairi.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

TheLoneStar posted:

Kingdom Hearts IV will be a dating sim where Sora goes to old worlds to try and figure out how to woo Riku.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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That's actually the spin-off where you play as Xion trying to figure out how to ask Namine out.

Sora's already married to both the other Destiny Island Idiots.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I'm waiting for my spin off that is nothing but ice cream beat.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

TheLoneStar posted:

Kingdom Hearts IV will be a dating sim where Sora goes to old worlds to try and figure out how to woo Kairi and Riku.

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3
Young Xehanort is going to be Sora's new friend, mark my words, and it's not going to make any sense.

TheLoneStar
Feb 9, 2017

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

That's actually the spin-off where you play as Xion trying to figure out how to ask Namine out.
That reminds me. Since it's heavily implied something was going on with Roxas and Xion...how does that work since they're both sort of made from Sora anyway?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

TheLoneStar posted:

That reminds me. Since it's heavily implied something was going on with Roxas and Xion...how does that work since they're both sort of made from Sora anyway?

Doooooooon't think about it


Or in other words

Sora loves Kairi

Sora loves himself

Riku is Sora

Xion is Sora

Xion is Kairi

Ergo

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Roxas can only comprehend relationships where you eat ice cream.

TheLoneStar posted:

Kingdom Hearts IV will be a dating sim where Sora goes to old worlds to try and figure out how to woo Kairi and Riku and Donald and Goofy and Mr. Gibbs and Eeyore and Phil.

Gruckles
Mar 11, 2013

Roxas is Sora and Ven's son, and dating Axel. Xion is Sora and Kairi's daughter, and also dating Axel.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Axel is also dating Saix.

TheLoneStar
Feb 9, 2017

EDIT: On second thought, don't want to start that poo poo.

TheLoneStar fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Nov 30, 2019

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Roxas and Ventus doing a double take seeing each other is a top tier background joke.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I realized after I made that post that I switched to Riku instead of Roxas


I stand by my mistake

TheLoneStar
Feb 9, 2017

So on an entirely different topic, I realized not too long ago that if Xehanort's Heartless succeeded in his plan in Kingdom Hearts I, it would've royally hosed over Master Xehanort's initial plan. Sora literally stopped Xehanort from screwing himself over.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

TheLoneStar posted:

So on an entirely different topic, I realized not too long ago that if Xehanort's Heartless succeeded in his plan in Kingdom Hearts I, it would've royally hosed over Master Xehanort's initial plan. Sora literally stopped Xehanort from screwing himself over.

It's kind of wonderful how much Ansem was on point as a truly unique facet of Xehanort.

He pretty much existed in service of his own schemes and plans and didn't really give a poo poo what Master Xehanort wanted. Knowing that his own ambitions were hosed, he also basically allowed Xehanort's schemes to fail and was more than happy to lose to Riku and Sora in the end.

LordMune
Nov 21, 2006

Helim needed to be invisible.
I really like the (probably completely unintentional) rationale that KH1 Ansem only had a very vague, half-remembered idea of what he was doing, and that he called himself Ansem not as an attempt at obfuscation but simply because it was the most likely identity when he was putting himself back together, post-heartlessening.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Ventana posted:

Kingdom hearts but there's now no disney worlds and it's just SE properties for the individual worlds.

Goofy and Donald and Mickey can stay though. I guess Pete too but not like he's done much lately.

Kingdom Hearts except it's Dreamworks instead of Disney.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

That could be neat but I wouldn't mind a spin off going back to the old KH1 worlds (Not Atlantica) cause Hercs relationship with sora and the game and what they did with it in 3 has been kinda fun so I wanna see Sora...I dunno come to Agrabah to ask aladdin for dating advice.

Well they still have an Aladdin movie left to adapt

Electric Phantasm posted:

Kingdom Hearts except it's Dreamworks instead of Disney.

The Road To El Dorado would work really well as a Kingdom Hearts world

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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drrockso20 posted:

Well they still have an Aladdin movie left to adapt


The Road To El Dorado would work really well as a Kingdom Hearts world

Sora helping aladdin deal with his abandonment issues by saying "It's okay Al....My parents don't exist anymore either..."

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Sora helping aladdin deal with his abandonment issues by saying "It's okay Al....My parents don't exist anymore either..."

"Sure sucks that you're an orphan, Al."

"Yeah, thanks. I guess. So, what happened to your parents?"

"What's a parent?"

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

Burkion posted:

"Sure sucks that you're an orphan, Al."

"Yeah, thanks. I guess. So, what happened to your parents?"

"What's a parent?"

"I heard her cry out for me as I drove a raft to the end of the world. The world's back but I haven't seen her yet...."

Just a whole game working out Sora's parental issues. Maybe they became super heartless.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Donald and Goofy are essentially Sora's parents at this point.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

Funky Valentine posted:

Donald and Goofy are essentially Sora's parents at this point.

The scene before Anti-Aqua was the sweetest thing in the franchise and legit my favorite moment for the Half Pints.

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

My favourite part of KH3 is that Donald and Goofy are both treated as very important and also very cool.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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SyntheticPolygon posted:

My favourite part of KH3 is that Donald and Goofy are both treated as very important and also very cool.

Donald just breaking out a Flare that makes the Strongest Bahamut look like a tiny baby owned bones.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Donald straight obliterated Terra-Nort, that's more than Lingering Will managed.

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Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Crazy to think that we are in a timeline where Donald Duck is canonically the most powerful mage in the Disney/Square Enix universe, really.

Also apparently Nomura made an appearance at World of Tres and divulged new info on ReMind, including a new Photo Mode, and even more gameplay options.

quote:

As for the Premium Menu,  this will be a menu with multiple new features. One of these features is called “Fast Pass”, it allows players to weaken enemies. Another functionality is called “Black Code” and it’s basically for self-imposed challenges. You can, for example, set the game so you’re unable to use items, or unable to use healing magic.

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