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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

smarxist posted:

i mean, i'll work something out because i have an income, and i'll get deposits back from here whenever THAT happens, but it's going to be so loving lovely and annoying to deal with like holy gently caress what an rear end in a top hat

it's totally some loving OCD bullshit, as soon as i talked to this landlord more than 3-4 times a week for the first couple weeks i got this sinking pit in my stomach that he was going to do this type of bullshit, my fault for not preparing for someone's psychosis to submarine my whole loving life

I'm sorry

That sucks

I'm not sure what city you're in but if it helps, know that I in Los Angeles (using my rent control laws) successfully got to stay rent free for an extra 6 months AFTER my eviction date simply by not leaving, and THEN got awarded damages that equalled all the rent I had ever paid him before that. I too had caught my landlord in an illegal scheme and called his bluff by lawyering up. The retainer fee was expensive (5 or 6 grand) but my damages were 11 grand so it was worth it. No eviction went on my rent history. He settled literally in between our groups getting called into the courtroom for procedures, before a judgement could be made. In my case the illegal scheme was:

1. Dividing up a one-family home (in an area zoned only for that) and making an illegal boarding house to draw more rent from, 6 renters total at any given time, even the garage was rented out separately
2. Not using rent money to pay off his mortgage, which meant the house foreclosed while we were all paying him, and he just let it happen (illegal). Didn't tell any of us, even the ones who had just moved in, until it was right about to happen.
3. Rigging the foreclosure sale, by finding a buyer in the bank that owned the mortgage. Doing it out in the open enough that I was able to find out. That's short sale fraud, very illegal (and millions in profit) but my lawyer told me the DA doesn't care because that'd set a bad precedent for re-election to go after that kind of white collar crime.

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
It's small business saturday reminder friends to nationalize everything and that property is theft thank u

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Rah! posted:

and also how he left homemade porn and ammunition just sitting out in the garage where anyone could see/take it.


how much did you take

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Epic High Five posted:

hell yeah free ammo

:bernin:

it was

.38
.357

and .22 ammo

and a handful of some fat rear end .45-70 or something

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
also just so you have his side of it;

his "concerns" loosely outlined were that
he had some bad conversations with my father, who is an old lovely loud scream-y man who is probably in early onset dementia, so he didn't want to go into specifics but he's a black dude and my dad is a crotchety white boomer, i know he didn't say anything overtly racist to him but he probably said something insensitive/stupid/sideways (probably as a joke even)

one time the wind blew the trash cans over and there was some trash in the yard for a day !?

the hot water heater broke and we didn't turn the water off all the way while trying to stop the flow and gas (i'm not a loving plumber!)

just a loose collection of OCD bullshit that he's extrapolating into some awful situation for his precious apartment to be in, w/e like eat my whole loving rear end and munch my balls you parasite

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
if ur dad has dementia maybe he called him the n-word

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Rah! posted:

:bernin:

it was

.38
.357

and .22 ammo

and a handful of some fat rear end .45-70 or something

22 ain't worth poo poo but 45-70 especially is like a buck a round holy poo poo who would leave that laying out, 357 is valuable as well

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

fits my needs posted:

if ur dad has dementia maybe he called him the n-word

nah, he's just a crank, and also a coward, he wouldn't have said a slur at him

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Naming my daughter Snoosun to own the mods.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

smarxist posted:

also just so you have his side of it;

his "concerns" loosely outlined were that
he had some bad conversations with my father, who is an old lovely loud scream-y man who is probably in early onset dementia, so he didn't want to go into specifics but he's a black dude and my dad is a crotchety white boomer, i know he didn't say anything overtly racist to him but he probably said something insensitive/stupid/sideways (probably as a joke even)

one time the wind blew the trash cans over and there was some trash in the yard for a day !?

the hot water heater broke and we didn't turn the water off all the way while trying to stop the flow and gas (i'm not a loving plumber!)

just a loose collection of OCD bullshit that he's extrapolating into some awful situation for his precious apartment to be in, w/e like eat my whole loving rear end and munch my balls you parasite

None of that has any bearing on the law whatsoever and is totally ethically irrelevant EVEN THOUGH he's in the wrong on all of them. Do not countenance it with any kind of response and put zero thought or energy into it. It is a distraction.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


fits my needs posted:

how much did you take

porn or ammo

the dude looked like a taller danny devito

not really actually

but he was fat and probably enjoys rumham

so i took the porn

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud posted:

It's small business saturday reminder friends to nationalize everything and that property is theft thank u

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lol yuge if true

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Rah! posted:

porn or ammo

the dude looked like a taller danny devito

not really actually

but he was fat and probably enjoys rumham

so i took the porn

how much

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



69%

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BoKnowsNews/status/1200901715618222082?s=20

what the gently caress, he bit her finger.....like a dog! :sad:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

:nice:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

afaik rental stuff is all state by state or sometimes even by locality (health department here dictates habitable unit temperatures), is there some federal level prohibition of probationary periods?

there isn’t but it’s not a thing in states either

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/BoKnowsNews/status/1200901715618222082?s=20

what the gently caress, he bit her finger.....like a dog! :sad:

Tucker carlson stupid rear end face'-^>::oh so biting people is okay when it's Conan tbe hero dog but not when it's the creeper Tactile Politician TM???

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
poo poo like this is why in some part of my brain i welcome the cold dystopia of corporate owned everything

my last apartment was a big complex and unless you were literally running a meth lab in your apartment and the fumes were getting really bad they didn't give a poo poo what you did inside your own loving home as long as the rent was paid

people like this power tripping petit booj parasite are just the death spasm kicks of petty tyrants as they get paved over by the corporatocracy and dictatorship of capital

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol yuge if true

baristas of the world, unite. u have nothing to lose but your means-tested access to a conditional partial scholarship for a local community college full of insidious patriarchs

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



smarxist posted:

my landlord just called to advise me they're not going to continue my lease (the new apartment i moved into started with some 90 day probation bullshit that i didn't think would be a problem, but boy do i have egg on my face) and i'm expected to be out by 12/31.

i remained as calm as i loving could for several minutes basically all but begging him to keep me on for a month to month for awhile so i could get some poo poo together, which he declined over and over so i finally just started an expletive laced tirade about him being a loving parasite lmao

being alive is hell

this sucks major rear end but kudos for taking it as well as someone could reasonably be expected to under the circumstances. i had to do one of those stupid probationary rental periods on the first apartment i ever rented on my own and i was panicking about it the whole time. i was broke as poo poo and almost a thousand miles away from any family / friends and if the landlord had pulled that poo poo, especially during christmas when there's like zero way you'd get into another place right away, i probably would have ended up in jail lol

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



what the f uck is this stupid poo poo is ET getting rebooted now jesus christ

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I enjoyed the irish man

the movie was also good heh

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

im sorry that poo poo happen slamx

ive been wanting to learn landlord tenant law so i can help stick it to landleechzs

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Zyla posted:

im sorry that poo poo happen slamx

ive been wanting to learn landlord tenant law so i can help stick it to landleechzs

buy an ak47 instead

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
which one is you, nichael?

https://twitter.com/jessfordelaware/status/1200890747135746048

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

nichael is obv the boy who lived

or the guy hiding his face

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
tenant law varies wildly by jurisdiction and even if a "probationary period" clause is legal in yours it's an extremely unusual clause which means it's probably a DIY lease. and the chance that a landlord hosed up drafting their own DIY lease are very, very high.

take a copy to your local tenant's group.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Joementum posted:

tenant law varies wildly by jurisdiction and even if a "probationary period" clause is legal in yours it's an extremely unusual clause which means it's probably a DIY lease. and the chance that a landlord hosed up drafting their own DIY lease are very, very high.

take a copy to your local tenant's group.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Salami in the jouch.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I just emailed him the communist manifesto

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

“Controversial comedienne Roseanne Barr will be the honored guest at the next Trumpettes gala, The Palm Beach Post has learned exclusively. Trumpettes USA Inc.’s third annual gala, will be held at President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate on Feb. 1, the evening before the Super Bowl. The choice date — a Saturday evening at the height of the season on a weekend the president is almost certain to be in Palm Beach — reflects the status of the gala as a hot ticket,” the newspaper reported.

Trumpettes founder Toni Holt Kramer praised Barr for participating.

“Roseanne is is a really loyal Trump supporter,” Holt Kramer said. “If there was ever anybody who really put their mouth on the line and said how much she loves the president, she is one of them.”

“I said there’s only one person I want. I only want Roseanne because she is the magic right now,” she added.

The Trumpettes founder did not seem concerned about Barr’s racism at an event for a president who has been repeatedly criticized for his racist policies and statements.

At least Roseanne landed on her feet.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1200852694753255424?s=19

BBC - can't believe the labour party forced Boris to commemorate a nazi probably

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

smarxist posted:

I just emailed him the communist manifesto

If you're taking him to war legally, then stop all communications now and don't restart them

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Dumb Lowtax posted:

If you're taking him to war legally, then stop all communications now and don't restart them

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
that makes sense

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/truthout/status/1200908614732414976
Wow so glad Bill gates has a hundred billion dollars

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1200852694753255424?s=19

BBC - can't believe the labour party forced Boris to commemorate a nazi probably

Nancy Astor also wasn't even the actual first woman elected MP.

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