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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
This one came across my desk just now. Underground gold mine in Western Australia had a stope failure earlier this month.

This handy diagram from a similar thing last year shows what's going on. Normally, and in this recent case, the drill rig is positioned behind a mounded wall of compacted rock and dirt called a bund.



This time, the stope failed badly enough that the bund was breached, and a whole shitload of rock rilled out and started pushing the drill down the ore drive. The operator waited until the rig had stopped moving, then jumped out and legged it, in search of a fresh pair of trousers.

Aftermath:



The mine has been closed down pending an investigation. No injuries from this one, but underground does carry a certain, unique risk profile.

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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

I kinda wanna get one of those wood splitters but at the same time I have a deeply rooted fear of car suspension springs.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFeR8Qlkrfg

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I don't know if it's getting worse, or if I'm just noticing it more, but it seems like every single video of Big Clive's I've watched over the past several months contains at least one segment of him bitching about health and safety regulations. It feels like it's getting worse, with less humorous jabs, and more "those stuffed shirts don't know anything, and are needlessly burdening the working man." A fair amount of the time, he makes sure to work in that these are "EU regulations."

He should be very much against Brexit, as it's really hurting Poundland.

E: As far as I can tell, he and his brother Ralfy just really don't like politicians and bureaucracy in general.

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Nov 30, 2019

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Glad your relative's ok.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

Did they forget to untie themselves from the dock?

"gently caress Billy, why aren't we accelerating?!?!? Full steam ahead already!"

I can't say for sure what happened there. But I used to work for a Port and part of my job was to actually take the lines and wrap them on some wicked strong winches on caissons.

Lines were dropped onto docking boats who would bring it over to us from the ship and we winch away. All covered by some very strong shielding. T'was a fun job and always wondered the stories behind any sort of dints in the shielding.

Also one day a monkey escaped a ship and ran up the 1.5km conveyor and up into a stacking tower scaring a sparkie in the middle of the night.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Humphreys posted:

I can't say for sure what happened there. But I used to work for a Port and part of my job was to actually take the lines and wrap them on some wicked strong winches on caissons.

Lines were dropped onto docking boats who would bring it over to us from the ship and we winch away. All covered by some very strong shielding. T'was a fun job and always wondered the stories behind any sort of dints in the shielding.

Also one day a monkey escaped a ship and ran up the 1.5km conveyor and up into a stacking tower scaring a sparkie in the middle of the night.

Is a 'monkey' a type of rope, or did this story take a massive twist?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Shut up Meg posted:

Is a 'monkey' a type of rope, or did this story take a massive twist?

Humphreys has told that story before and it was a flesh & blood simian.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Humphreys posted:

Arc Flash stuff is no drat joke!

I used to film Industrial and Mining Corporate videos, ranging from puff-piece 'synergy' style, OSHA/Work Procedure and Site Familiarisation.

The Arc Flash one was a hoot to film as we had to simulate what happens when some poor sap gets hit. A lot of 'don't do what Donny Dont does' type stuff. I was getting a shot for the back end of a panel room to get the 'actor' (some poor fucker who works at the site who doesn't look busy) and they somehow tripped all the breakers in the room on me. Scared the gently caress out of me!

I've posted before in response to the 'poo poo poo poo' dragline boom video posted a few pages ago - I was there that day behind that camera operator.

There's a whole lot of stuff I've seen during that 5 or so year period full of our version of OSHA violations. A lot of jobs consisted of filming monthly at big contruction projects to show the fatcats how things are progressing. Man didn't people scurry away when they saw us coming along - anything not up to code was reported on the spot, had to be fixed then and there or the crew and in some cases - the contractor was banned.

A funny one was during a wide pan of an area I spot movement in the middle of a tailings pond of a coal mine. After I get the shot I realise the movement in the background is some fucker standing on the far side in a pair of budgie smugglers, a snorkel and casting a fishing line.

A rumour I heard while scouting a coal port was a story of a monkey that a ship captain owned getting free, jumping onto a shiploader and running up the conveyor to the shore and up into one of the towers where some poor bastard was working alone at night and jumped on his back scaring the poo poo out of him (I want to believe in this story so much).

I really should catch up with some of our old crew if only to remember more things we encountered and if any footage in our personal archives could be dug up.

Humphreys posted:

A coal port I worked had a case of a loving monkey owned by a ship captain escaped, jumped up the shiploader and ran the 1km worth of tressles to shore, climbed up a stacking tower where an electrician was fixing a light and gave him a nice surprise grabbing onto his back.

quote:

Bio security Australia must have been thrilled. Did the captain ever get allowed back?

quote:

Much above my pay grade and on that specific day I was onshore about 10 beers in at the pub - I was hired by BMA to film and photograph a poo poo load of their work. Of course certain things would always be taken away and I've had a large number of meetings where footage I shot inadvertantly became evidence.

All I saw was the aftermath of customs etc losing their poo poo. My uncle is Maritime Security and was flown cross country for the case, thats how I heard about it while over beers the days after.

The story is legit, but for funsies I'll add: this uncle was in the middle of writing up a ship for safety violations, lent over while writing in his pad and fell down a flight of stairs on the ship. Also the only photo the family has of him in the Navy is of him saluting and having a piss off the deck.

EDIT: For those who read along on my misadventures with our gas plant...the new filler was caught twice for smoking while filling LPG into tankers. Also ciggie butts in the cab of the truck. Two other drivers were written up for speeding, or using their phones while driving (every truck has 24/7 video recording of the cab - and they ARE watched even before an accident occurs).

Also my direct manager got himself stuck in a dumpster and sliced his legs a bunch due to scrap metal and fluro light tubes.

What a week to have off!

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I don't know if it's getting worse, or if I'm just noticing it more, but it seems like every single video of Big Clive's I've watched over the past several months contains at least one segment of him bitching about health and safety regulations. It feels like it's getting worse, with less humorous jabs, and more "those stuffed shirts don't know anything, and are needlessly burdening the working man." A fair amount of the time, he makes sure to work in that these are "EU regulations."

The man puts methylated spirit in his mouth for money. He's a moron.

He's also a radicalising Brexit nutter, so escalation of aggression and idiocy is to be expected. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to learn that he has interesting opinions about brown people.

Zarin
Nov 11, 2008

I SEE YOU

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

The man puts methylated spirit in his mouth for money. He's a moron.

He's also a radicalising Brexit nutter, so escalation of aggression and idiocy is to be expected. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to learn that he has interesting opinions about brown people.

Oh, tell me more about the spirits :allears:

I do feel like especially in this arena, what with the juxtaposition between the interests this thread enjoys compared to the overall userbase of the site, I'm not at all surprised that there's a bit of friction in "separating art from artist" here. It's a shame, but doesn't terribly surprise me much, unfortunately.

I know back in my time in the shop, guys would come up and share . . . opinions . . . with me that I would EXPECT they wouldn't consider sharing with anyone unless they were ready to swear a blood pact with that person. But, no, if I got along with them for a couple days, I guess that was enough vetting to share their unfiltered opinion about the world.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

The man puts methylated spirit in his mouth for money. He's a moron.

He's also a radicalising Brexit nutter, so escalation of aggression and idiocy is to be expected. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to learn that he has interesting opinions about brown people.

I think you're very mistaken, about a number of things.

He's very much pro Scottish independence, that's about what I've seen/heard.

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Nov 30, 2019

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

This one came across my desk just now. Underground gold mine in Western Australia had a stope failure earlier this month.

Aftermath:



The mine has been closed down pending an investigation. No injuries from this one, but underground does carry a certain, unique risk profile.

gently caress everything about working underground. My dads almost been killed twice (that he's willing to talk about) and one of his cousins was killed instantly when a mining train jumped the tracks and pinned him against the drift wall.

One of the times he almost got it was drilling. He and his partner were using jack leg drills on a drift. His partner stopped, told my dad to put his drill down because theyre going to the break room for a smoke (weird because normally for a cig you just stop and spark up) and when they came back their drift was about 100' shorter and their hoses were just sticking out from the bottom of the pile of rock at the end.

His partner either got tipped off by a time traveller, had spider sense, or they just got really lucky.

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!
The moment you've all been waiting for, 11'8"+8 claimed its first victim had its first snack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VokezIMLKE

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!



Wait, was it this video you were there for, Humphreys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5H98kA2tqw

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Nth Doctor posted:

Wait, was it this video you were there for, Humphreys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5H98kA2tqw

Yes, the poo poo head saying "No it hasn't" is me, Im pretty sure. A few grumbly tired dudes.

Allen is in the bushes closer with another angle.

EDIT:
I have a bad memory, but it was either that dragline or the one I fell asleep on the house when it was due to walk across a highway at Daunia that my ex-wifes dad actually built somewhere in Canada with Bectel. (I'm thinking Daunia cos Bectel/BMA/BHP circle jerk)

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Nov 30, 2019

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


Time to repost a classic that explains wtf just happened there


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGH_GUbdTeQ

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

shame on an IGA posted:

Time to repost a classic that explains wtf just happened there


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGH_GUbdTeQ

I never saw that one in the navy, that's pretty amazing.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I don't know if it's getting worse, or if I'm just noticing it more, but it seems like every single video of Big Clive's I've watched over the past several months contains at least one segment of him bitching about health and safety regulations. It feels like it's getting worse, with less humorous jabs, and more "those stuffed shirts don't know anything, and are needlessly burdening the working man." A fair amount of the time, he makes sure to work in that these are "EU regulations."

He's a mostly-retired boomer. Bitching about the regulations that allowed him to live to retirement age is pretty typical for those guys.

MisterOblivious fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Dec 1, 2019

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
drat, its a shame Big Clive is going down the tubes :(

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nth Doctor posted:

Wait, was it this video you were there for, Humphreys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5H98kA2tqw

What the hell actually caused that and how hosed were the guys who had to fix it?

Enos Shenk
Nov 3, 2011


czg posted:

Arc furnaces in general terrify me. Why the gently caress would you build this? This is supposed to be normal operation?
(Warning: LOUD!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j2jESz7Zl8

If you ever get the opportunity to tour a steel plant with an arc furnace (Or any steel mill in general) DO IT. I got to go through a Steel Dynamics plant here in Indiana and it was the coolest poo poo.

They took us into the arc furnace hall to see it operating. We were only allowed to get probably within 200 feet of it, and even then the sound was purely indescribable. Your loving eyeball jelly vibrates with the frequency of the electricity while the light leaks out through cracks in the crucible like God's own rave.

Not to mention getting to see the 4 inch slab of steel going through the mills and coming out the end as sheet metal moving about 40mph. Or the lathe the size of a building they use to resurface the mill rollers.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Enos Shenk posted:

Or the lathe the size of a building they use to resurface the mill rollers.

:stonklol: the appetite of that thing for human flesh would rival that of all deities of war put together.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Icon Of Sin posted:

:stonklol: the appetite of that thing for human flesh would rival that of all deities of war put together.

That lathe dislocates your soul from the tether anchoring you to this reality

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Icon Of Sin posted:

:stonklol: the appetite of that thing for human flesh would rival that of all deities of war put together.

It's appetites are for anything smaller than a VW bug, which incidentally includes people, most horses, plant golf carts, and operator shacks.

kazr posted:

That lathe dislocates your soul from the tether anchoring you to this reality

Mostly by bending you in all the straight places, but that ones big enough that the part can just smash you into a chunky paste on it's way through the nearby wall and out into the parking lot.

Methylethylaldehyde fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Nov 30, 2019

Blindeye
Sep 22, 2006

I can't believe I kissed you!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I never saw that one in the navy, that's pretty amazing.

I was observing a safety review of a nylon strap failure and discussed it with out of my former navy colleagues and he said kevlar straps tend to not be nearly as bad when they fail, but I'm not sure how widely used they are.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Humphreys posted:

Yes, the poo poo head saying "No it hasn't" is me, Im pretty sure. A few grumbly tired dudes.

Allen is in the bushes closer with another angle.

EDIT:
I have a bad memory, but it was either that dragline or the one I fell asleep on the house when it was due to walk across a highway at Daunia that my ex-wifes dad actually built somewhere in Canada with Bectel. (I'm thinking Daunia cos Bectel/BMA/BHP circle jerk)

Beautiful.

The "Aww gently caress" is peak Aussie accent for me. I love it.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Icon Of Sin posted:

:stonklol: the appetite of that thing for human flesh would rival that of all deities of war put together.

Hi let's talk about marine diesel engines and their construction



http://imgur.com/gallery/dMxlC

(im the eyepro in that gallery)

E: As someone who has operated an antiquated Cincinnatti Shaper, fuuuuuuck this:

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Nov 30, 2019

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Big Machines: http://www.dkdworldwide.us/cnc-rolling-turning-lathes.php

http://industrialscenery.blogspot.com/2016/11/building-and-testing-naval-guns.html

Searching under "battleship gun lathe" produces some wonders of the past: https://www.google.com/search?q=bat...69hjSn9YNG3CpM:

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Nov 30, 2019

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

gently caress look up the early vertical piston monstrosities you see on the old pre-dreadnaught battleships. Basically just giant loving pistons mounted in cavernous engine rooms. All their attachments assumed that the ship would at no time exceed a certain list.

A few of them sank and rolled at Jutland and it’s known that there were survivors in the mechanical spaces for a time. The really lucky ones were scalded alive as the engines ripped free or crushed by them rolling around.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cyrano4747 posted:

gently caress look up the early vertical piston monstrosities you see on the old pre-dreadnaught battleships. Basically just giant loving pistons mounted in cavernous engine rooms. All their attachments assumed that the ship would at no time exceed a certain list.

Hell, visit the USS Texas and you can see one in all its hugeness.

quote:

A few of them sank and rolled at Jutland and it’s known that there were survivors in the mechanical spaces for a time.

This isn't actually known, just FYI. It's assumed to be true based on the experiences of engineers and stokers of HMS Warrior, which was shot full of holes and sank after the battle from progressive flooding. In fact it's very unlikely to be true since the big ships with vertical triple-expansion engines lost at Jutland besides Warrior were either sunk by magazine explosions (Defence and Pommern) or turned into a hellish floating inferno before sinking (Black Prince). In either case the engineers were probably killed instantly from the overpressure shock sent through the hull by the magazine explosions or suffocated by flame and smoke.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Hell, visit the USS Texas and you can see one in all its hugeness.


This isn't actually known, just FYI. It's assumed to be true based on the experiences of engineers and stokers of HMS Warrior, which was shot full of holes and sank after the battle from progressive flooding. In fact it's very unlikely to be true since the big ships with vertical triple-expansion engines lost at Jutland besides Warrior were either sunk by magazine explosions (Defence and Pommern) or turned into a hellish floating inferno before sinking (Black Prince). In either case the engineers were probably killed instantly from the overpressure shock sent through the hull by the magazine explosions or suffocated by flame and smoke.

Ah. My bad then, the couple of things I read that talked about it represented it as fact.

Guineapig
Sep 8, 2005

Louder is not Better

shame on an IGA posted:

Time to repost a classic that explains wtf just happened there


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGH_GUbdTeQ

Paraphrasing a guy in the video:

"I heard a cannon shot, like one of our 5" guns, and found myself rolling across the deck. I looked up and saw both my legs spinning across the dock, one of them going off the edge into the water. "

Sheesh!!!!

That was a good video, and good advice for working with any rope under near-limit tension.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

I worked as a night watchman in a factory that was located in a building that had made gun barrels for WWII battleships. The concrete lathe pads for the old machinery were still visible and loving enormous.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cyrano4747 posted:

Ah. My bad then, the couple of things I read that talked about it represented it as fact.

It almost certainly happened to some poor bastards, just not at Jutland.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Is there a certain point where something like say a giant crankshaft that needs to be machined would just sit mounted on (whatever the gently caress rigid fixture) and the machine tool itself would move rather than the crank?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
This is supposedly the largest operating counterblow hammer in the world, and it's only a few miles from me. A buddy works at this place and they do defense work so zero chance of getting to see it in person.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Hell, visit the USS Texas and you can see one in all its hugeness.

I did

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What the hell actually caused that and how hosed were the guys who had to fix it?

Short answer:

quote:

The official report cited operator error, and rumor has it the operator was inexperienced and pulled the wrong lever and allowed the winch to go into free-fall. He tried to catch it on the drum brake but that overheated, exploded and caught fire as you can see.

The dragline boom was being lowered for maintenance, and as you can see the correct radius hadn't been chosen to let the drag line boom clear the M4600-based Transilift boom. The operator suffered minor injuries.

Can't find the actual official report, though, to substantiate.

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GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Nth Doctor posted:

Wait, was it this video you were there for, Humphreys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5H98kA2tqw

Two questions about this:
1. What is the fragment that fucks off skyward on the right edge of the video frame at about the 0:20 mark?
2. How was this even supposed to work? The boom must have been going to strike the crane on the right no matter how slowly they lowered it.

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