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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Taintrunner posted:

this is someone who lives off their rich friend's money. they get to do this as long as they want

Who gives a poo poo I wish I had a rich friend to live off of

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
You know who else lived off their friend

I spin a chair around and sit on it backwards

A little guy named Karl Marx

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

MizPiz posted:

OK, now I have officially give up on revolutions



I need to hear someone sing this because I can’t

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

I need to hear someone sing this because I can’t

Don't try to sing the numbers like the actual song

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

T-man posted:

Every revolution has failed. If they hadn't we'd be discussing this over a vegitarian meal in the communally owned refractory. We don't get to gently caress up and cause more Stalins.

Okay Mrs. Optimize the gigadeaths

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Laying down the roadmap of the revolution in the podcast thread on the funny politics subforum

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

You know who else lived off their friend

I spin a chair around and sit on it backwards

A little guy named Karl Marx

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

My goal is to one day have a wife AND a secret gay best friend, Marx was peak bisexuality.

Also you do realize "optimize" can be used to mean both the most and least of something, right? Global maximum/global minimum. Killing as few people as possible is a good thing. If we don't even agree on that you may as well cut the bullshit and join the fash.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

The Case for Putting Undesirables in Re-education Camps (Humanely!)

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

T-man posted:

My goal is to one day have a wife AND a secret gay best friend, Marx was peak bisexuality.

Also you do realize "optimize" can be used to mean both the most and least of something, right? Global maximum/global minimum. Killing as few people as possible is a good thing. If we don't even agree on that you may as well cut the bullshit and join the fash.

Using the term "optimize" wrt millions of human lives is peak liberalism hth

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Dreddout posted:

Using the term "optimize" wrt millions of human lives is peak liberalism hth

As tankies keep telling me, millions are already dying. Given that we have <0 deaths already, attempting to get the lowest number of dead is a question of optimization.

Sorry I used a scary bad word.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Space Camp fuckup posted:

The Case for Putting Undesirables in Re-education Camps (Humanely!)

Argument one: libs are poo poo

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

T-man posted:

As tankies keep telling me, millions are already dying. Given that we have <0 deaths already, attempting to get the lowest number of dead is a question of optimization.

Sorry I used a scary bad word.

:nallears:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Laying down the roadmap of the revolution in the podcast thread on the funny politics subforum

for real

how many threads are y'all falling for this in

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Argument one: libs are poo poo

Argument two. When you don’t take a heavy hand. They pull a Bolivia.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

T-man posted:

As tankies keep telling me, millions are already dying. Given that we have <0 deaths already, attempting to get the lowest number of dead is a question of optimization.

Sorry I used a scary bad word.

lol "tankies"

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Doctor Jeep posted:

lol "tankies"

I like the term. Who doesn’t like tanks?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Me, and seeing how people are rubbing themselves off over gulags last few pages the shoe fits.

All tanks should be melted down and recast as buttplugs.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Crowsbeak posted:

I like the term. Who doesn’t like tanks?

My favorite tank is the T-34! it’s a good tank.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Taintrunner posted:

My favorite tank is the T-34! it’s a good tank.

Is there rule 34 of it? Post itt

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

T-man posted:

Me, and seeing how people are rubbing themselves off over gulags last few pages the shoe fits.

All tanks should be melted down and recast as buttplugs.

please stop posting here.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Taintrunner posted:

My favorite tank is the T-34! it’s a good tank.

I mean what other tank is as awesome? Hell even my rather chuddy natgaurd Roomate agrees with me on that Also Felix should know that don’t trust anyone who claims a mouse is “better” for gaming. Really love the talk about how the rich now entirely believe their own bullshit now.

Crowsbeak has issued a correction as of 18:51 on Dec 1, 2019

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

love a good tank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fekoumxXeBs

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

This film looks amazing.

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/TalentedVoter/status/1201167183658831873?s=19

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

now we finally know what inspired the san diego tank rampage guy

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Atrocious Joe posted:

more like Trot-man

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


you take that back motherfucker, I quit journalism years ago. Although I like to think I was an A+ opinion writer.

mila kunis posted:

please stop posting here.

I cannot for I live by the ancient code of the poster. Once my hanzo steel tastes blood I must not retreat no matter how owned i am on the internet. Namaste.

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
whatever the case it's imperative that whoever takes the presidency keep tweeting insane posts we can all enjoy

we're going to lose the trump tweets and that's honestly going to be a little sad

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

I dunno, I bet Trump's post-presidency tweets could be some of his best work. A mix of relief and spite at being out of office, plus more of the personal touch of his early tweets.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

mila kunis posted:

please stop posting here.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

once I found out tankie rhymed with Yankee, there was no turning back

it was time to incorporate my new business venture: Tankie Candle

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Having finally listened to the latest chapo: that NYT article from douthat is 100% a response to matts euphoric dark laughter. rossy boy knows who was in the burning hell guillotine in matts eyes when he was laughing

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
seriously though this episode has me feeling so happy, how can y'all fight like this after such an upbeat episode after weeks of nothing but HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVING

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Venom Snake posted:

seriously though this episode has me feeling so happy, how can y'all fight like this after such an upbeat episode after weeks of nothing but HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVING

I'm never trusting electoral predictions again

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I still remember in 2016 refreshing the polls as Clinton got more and more owned as the night went on. I had a date that night too, and it went as well as the election. :(

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i got dumped two days before and fired that morning

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

I crashed my car the day after the election

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

can't believe the eternal torch at Arlington went out the night of the election

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
It's a few days old now but I want to call out Tom and Terrance for missing the obvious "tweet miser" joke when they were talking about about trump being like the heat miser

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