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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

baka kaba posted:

what are people saying in response to Labour cutting the married couples' allowance? The whole "nobody earning under 80k will pay any more tax" line is really powerful, so anything that contradicts it ends up being just as powerful as a result. When a lot of people think they're gonna be worse off by specific amount it kinda rings hollow
"... And replacing it with something more inclusive." It'll cover civil partnerships as well, not just christian heterosexuals.

E:

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Dec 1, 2019

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


Ah yes the sex symbol socialist has arrived

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
The socialist dream...boat

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
:lol: Rumours on twitter the Queen has snuffed it.
https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1201256902862266369
Taxidermy the Queen to spite Charlie IMO

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Dec 1, 2019

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




Jezza is a goth get in play some Sigue Sigue Sputnik

Also rip brenda

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Pesky Splinter posted:

:lol: Rumours on twitter the Queen has snuffed it.
Hearing the queen had pegged it from a group chat containing Ricey, Cheeks and Gibbo would be the most 2019 thing to have happened yet in this, the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen :v:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

https://twitter.com/LukeWhosTalking/status/1201256662121820160?s=19

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Boris Johnson calls for a lengthy mourning period of roughly eight years, during which how dare you campaign or politic Jeremyyyyyy

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Pilchenstein posted:

Hearing the queen had pegged it from a group chat containing Ricey, Cheeks and Gibbo would be the most 2019 thing to have happened yet in this, the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen :v:


Honestly the fact it's such a bonkers scenario makes me far more inclined to give it credit lmao

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
The queen's not dead, it's just her day off, you know.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Prince Andrew has struck out of fear that his mother would strike first.

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost
I don't know what will happen when the queen dies but I read that Guardian article a while back about how there's gonna be lots of pandemonium and hassle

Wonder what the political ramifications would be

Edit: this article

madey
Sep 17, 2007

I saved the Olympics singlehandedly
Look out for black ties on newscasters

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Some people (ok, mumsnet - so send me to the wall) are speculating it's because of the London Bridge incident, code for Queen's death is London Bridge has fallen.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Ms Adequate posted:

Honestly the fact it's such a bonkers scenario makes me far more inclined to give it credit lmao
Apparently she hung herself in her cell, truly a tradgedy.

Got to admit, throwing a dead queen on the table is a hell of a step up for Rees Mogg.

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


gently caress off if the country shuts down tomorrow, it's my day off and I wanted to go see Knives Out.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Pilchenstein posted:

Hearing the queen had pegged it from a group chat containing Ricey, Cheeks and Gibbo would be the most 2019 thing to have happened yet in this, the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen :v:


The group profile pic is a blurry cock.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Tomorrow's my first day back after a week off so I wouldn't mind a day of national mourning/everyone talking about that instead of actually working.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

The group profile pic is a blurry cock.

:lol: Honestly, that just makes the army thing more believeable.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

The group profile pic is a blurry cock.

Is there a blurry pig head in frame?

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib
I'd prefer a labour government to be honest, but we all make do with what we have in these trying times.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/WhoTargetsMe/status/1201256574486024197

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



is his profile picture a dick pic?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

if theres no monarch to confer power to a parliament does the election get abandoned?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/DAaronovitch/status/1201209061653581825?s=19

Iraq war booster got caught forgetting to switch to an alt before getting into a spat with someone criticising him. You love to see it.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
It was this one for Ash thirsting after Mcdonnel

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1194314648318857218

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



if she is dead jeremy corbyn killed her by not bowing low enough

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Hypothetically, what happens if the monarch dies during an election? Postpone/abandon it? Carry on with it? Extend it for the duration of the mourning period?

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

kecske posted:

if theres no monarch to confer power to a parliament does the election get abandoned?

Queen is dead, long live the King. Assumption of royal privilege is one of the few things known to travel faster than the speed of light.

quote:

Screens will glow. There will be tweets. At the BBC, the “radio alert transmission system” (Rats), will be activated – a cold war-era alarm designed to withstand an attack on the nation’s infrastructure. Rats, which is also sometimes referred to as “royal about to snuff it”, is a near mythical part of the intricate architecture of ritual and rehearsals for the death of major royal personalities that the BBC has maintained since the 1930s. Most staff have only ever seen it work in tests; many have never seen it work at all. “Whenever there is a strange noise in the newsroom, someone always asks, ‘Is that the Rats?’ Because we don’t know what it sounds like,” one regional reporter told me.

Excited to be posting on the ground floor of the Monarchy Died, Socialism Thrived thread.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


What's playing on BBC radio right now? Somber poo poo? Peppy poo poo?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



blunt posted:

Hypothetically, what happens if the monarch dies during an election? Postpone/abandon it? Carry on with it? Extend it for the duration of the mourning period?

I imagine the country shuts down and goes into mourning, businesses shut out of respect, no party will campaigning.

Literally the worst most boring response to a rich old white lady dying.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
She's pining for the lords.
Elizabethan Blue, nice plummage!

HauntedRobot
Jun 22, 2002

an excellent mod
a simple map to my heart
now give me tilt shift

blunt posted:

Hypothetically, what happens if the monarch dies during an election? Postpone/abandon it? Carry on with it? Extend it for the duration of the mourning period?

There's going to be a ring binder of protocol notes on what to do hand-scribed on fine vellum somewhere on a shelf of the Royal Corphlahhasnasm's office, but realistically in this day and age all bets are off really.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Teddybear posted:

What's playing on BBC radio right now? Somber poo poo? Peppy poo poo?

Whatever normally plays. If she has actually died, it's not official yet. I'm doubtful if the best proof we have is secondhand info from a screenshot of a random whatsapp group tbh

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

RockyB posted:

Queen is dead, long live the King.


Excited to be posting on the ground floor of the Monarchy Died, Socialism Thrived thread.

Yes monarchy transfer is faster than light.

quote:

“The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.”

Terry Pratchett, Mort

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Ratjaculation posted:

I imagine the country shuts down and goes into mourning, businesses shut out of respect, no party will campaigning.

Literally the worst most boring response to a rich old white lady dying.


But if polling day were to fall on one of the official ten(?) days of mourning?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Brenda has kicked off the month of Corbyn's ascension by dying,

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
The Fixed Term Parliaments Act states that "Where a demise occurs seven days or fewer prior to dissolution or once Parliament has been dissolved, the election will be delayed by 14 days (or to the next working day thereafter if the 14th day is not a working day)"

cribbed from reddit.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Dec 1, 2019

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

The Fixed Term Parliaments Act states that "Where a demise occurs seven days or fewer prior to dissolution or once Parliament has been dissolved, the election will be delayed by 14 days (or to the next working day thereafter if the 14th day is not a working day)"

That's really interesting, thanks!

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RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Yes monarchy transfer is faster than light.

Hah, you caught that just as I went to edit it in. Thought it was a half remembered pratchett quote.

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