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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

jabby posted:

Why do the lines for 2017 look different on those two graphs?

Also the grey bar is when they traditionally hide the death of the queen

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

marktheando posted:

Do we have proof of life for the queen yet?

The Queen lives on in the hearts of every God-fearing Briton

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


If it had been someone else on the lefts turn as the token candidate in 2015, where do we think Corbyn would have been in the shadow cabinet? If Diane Abbott were Leader, or John McDonnell, for example. I couldn't see him at Shadow Chancellor. Home Secretary maybe.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

sebzilla posted:

If it had been someone else on the lefts turn as the token candidate in 2015, where do we think Corbyn would have been in the shadow cabinet? If Diane Abbott were Leader, or John McDonnell, for example. I couldn't see him at Shadow Chancellor. Home Secretary maybe.

had abbot or mcdonnell been on the ballot they'd almost certainly have lost - abbot actually had the previous election campaign.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

XMNN posted:

and the only reason 30 year olds turned into twats in the 80s is because Thatcher gave them a bunch of government handouts to buy them off and turn them into home owning people with shares, but you can only asset strip the social housing stock and the utilities once, you loving moron

Reminder that whatever they pretend to think, Right to Buy is still a thing and continuing it is a prominent commitment in the Tory manifesto.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Feldegast42 posted:

The Queen lives on in the hearts of every God-fearing Briton

The Canadian mints also put out specialty coins at the drop of a hat, so I can't wait to see the memorial loonies that get struck

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


CoolCab posted:

had abbot or mcdonnell been on the ballot they'd almost certainly have lost - abbot actually had the previous election campaign.

I'm not sure, they'd have still benefitted from the OMOV rule change and the general mood for socialism in the membership. I don't think Corbyn was uniquely capable of taking advantage of those factors. He might have done better since winning in 2015 than the other possibilities, though. Who else was even in that group? Skinner?

Ornedan
Nov 4, 2009


Cybernetic Crumb

ukle posted:

This might be significant

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-b...s-idUKKBN1Y6206


So the US trade documents leak is likely to have come from Russia, or someone who is working in exactly the same manner.

Does it really matter who leaked the documents? This smells an attempt to turn the conversation away from the content of the documents, which is bad for the tories, to "national security" bullshit.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
I don't think this was posted?

https://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/ipso-upholds-labour-activist-s-accuracy-complaint-against-jc-1.493698

It's quite convoluted but tl:dr (and I stand to be corrected!) is that the Jewish Chronicle took items at face value without checking and published unsubstantiated allegations against Audrey White.

quote:

Following publication of four articles headlined “Ex-Militant Tendency activist accused of bullying Louise Ellman lied about date of birth to rejoin Labour”, published online on 25 February 2019; “Plot to oust MP Ellman spearheaded by a former member of the Trotskyist Militant Tendency”, published online on 25 February 2019; “’Bullied’ Louise Ellman nears exit”, published in print on 1 March 2019; “Labour MP Dame Louise Ellman ‘considering her future’ in party amid rumours of more resignations”, published online on 1 March 2019, Audrey White complained to the Independent Press Standards Organisation that the Jewish Chronicle breached Clause 1 (Accuracy) of the Editors’ Code of Practice. The complaint was upheld, and IPSO required the Jewish Chronicle to publish this adjudication.

etc

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

CoolCab posted:

had abbot or mcdonnell been on the ballot they'd almost certainly have lost - abbot actually had the previous election campaign.

I think Jeremy Corbyn as a personal person is more liked generally by MPs than Abbot or McDonnell.
Remember though it was at the last minute (literally!) that he got the last nomination needed to go on the ballot!

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

https://twitter.com/OliverKamm/status/1201439416708935682?s=20

hmm what are Jewish people afraid will happen if Corbyn gets into power? pogroms? deportation? death camps?

Oliver kamm posted:

If Labour as it is currently constituted forms a majority government (an outcome that at this stage of the campaign looks extremely unlikely), then great swathes of the Jewish community will be fearful. What of? On this question, I can only give a speculative assessment but one that I’m convinced is true.

[...]

Not even counting myself part of the Jewish community, I’m alarmed at the prospect of Labour in office and appalled that a party I have almost always voted for (even in 2017, as a personal vote for my moderate and pro-European MP) has come to this pass. Because if Labour can be elected in this state, it will demonstrate that anti-Semitism has become normalised in British society. That is what Jews fear. At a time when the Conservatives are doctrinaire and hostile to the outside world, this is worse than an enduring disgrace. It is a tragedy.

it will prove everyone is antisemitic because they've decided he's antisemitic so voting for him is antisemitic because he's antisemitic?

I'm genuinely puzzled as to what the conclusion of this article is meant to be

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
James Nesbitt urging Arundel & South Downs to vote Labour:

https://twitter.com/BellaSankey/status/1201532145136787462?s=20

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

ukle posted:

So the US trade documents leak is likely to have come from Russia, or someone who is working in exactly the same manner.

Oh no, RUSSIA leaked the document Labour were trying to get released via a FOI request anyway :ohdear:

And if Corbyn was in the shadow cabinet he'd be foreign affairs, obviously. Denouncing foreign imperialism is one of his big things

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Miftan posted:

And those checks are a lot less strict than the checks to see if you're Jewish if, for example, you want to marry another Jew in Israel. It's real easy because Israel is fighting a demographic war against the Palestinians all the time.
Convincing immigration that my nan was Jewish before throwing off my jacket to reveal that I'm 5 Palestinians and a goose. (The Goose is Orthodox.)

Junior G-man posted:

The stupidity of this election may, in fact, kill me.

https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/1201563169401036801?s=20
I was not a Corbynite at 25 nor 10 years ago. I'll admit that I knew a lot less but the idea that "knowing more = supporting more inclusive policy" seems fully beyond them.

sebzilla posted:

I'm not sure, they'd have still benefitted from the OMOV rule change and the general mood for socialism in the membership. I don't think Corbyn was uniquely capable of taking advantage of those factors. He might have done better since winning in 2015 than the other possibilities, though. Who else was even in that group? Skinner?
Skinner has a long-standing personal policy never to take cabinet or shadow roles, he's MP for Bolsover and the people of Bolsover. It may have just been Corbyn/Abbott/McDonnell. I'm sure there was a fourth though. McDonnell may have won but not as much as Corbyn. I don't want to speculate what the press would have been like with Abbott.

XMNN posted:

https://twitter.com/OliverKamm/status/1201439416708935682?s=20

hmm what are Jewish people afraid will happen if Corbyn gets into power? pogroms? deportation? death camps?


it will prove everyone is antisemitic because they've decided he's antisemitic so voting for him is antisemitic because he's antisemitic?

I'm genuinely puzzled as to what the conclusion of this article is meant to be
They've seemingly somehow managed to pin the increase in antisemitism leading up to 2015 (alt-right, pepes, chan culture, white nationalism, conservative bronies) on Corbyn.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

sebzilla posted:

I'm not sure, they'd have still benefitted from the OMOV rule change and the general mood for socialism in the membership. I don't think Corbyn was uniquely capable of taking advantage of those factors. He might have done better since winning in 2015 than the other possibilities, though. Who else was even in that group? Skinner?

we have a control for abbot - it wasn't OMOV but she still got 7% in 2010 . unfortunately a lifelong smear campaign, hysterically hostile press and the fact that a significant chunk of the country feels it's appropriate to poo poo up her mentions means she got painted exactly as the right wanted her painted and marginalized as such.

mcdonnell has been (in my opinion) very, very extensively rehabilitated and given quite a lot of media coaching since 2015 and to be honest i still don't think the establishment buys it. dude's a radical, that's why he's so perfect as corbyn's attack dog, but as leader they'd have dig up their anti-militant handbook and crucify him with it.

had to be corbyn, imo.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

They've seemingly somehow managed to pin the increase in antisemitism leading up to 2015 (alt-right, pepes, chan culture, white nationalism, conservative bronies) on Corbyn.

I've seen more than one melt claiming Corbyn's antisemitism drove David Milliband out of the party.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
The good thing is, we aren't reliant on just the old guard anymore

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I've seen more than one melt claiming Corbyn's antisemitism drove David Milliband out of the party.

I thought he left in a fit of pique because Ed got the votes he expected.
Ed's a good lad and it would be great if he was in the Cabinet when Labour win.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Ed is too sexy and too distracting for politics these days.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Vit D3 chat, UK goons I recommend these: https://www.bulkpowders.co.uk/vitamin-d3-tablets-5000iu.html

Cheap, good dose, I've used them for years. Be sure to take them with something fatty, or invest in some fish oil (krill oil is good, also available at above site) to take with it.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

ukle posted:

This might be significant

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-b...s-idUKKBN1Y6206


So the US trade documents leak is likely to have come from Russia, or someone who is working in exactly the same manner.
Going by that article, all the other attacks they're comparing to were based on fabricated or altered documents. And I'm pretty sure these are genuine, since if they weren't then the Tories would call Labour out, the US state department would back them up, and since the left actually gives a poo poo about things like "truth" and "competence" it would be a devastating blow.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I thought he left in a fit of pique because Ed got the votes he expected.
Ed's a good lad and it would be great if he was in the Cabinet when Labour win.

He did indeed, and 3 years before Corbyn was leader. The antisemitism was so powerful it reached back in time and banished him to The Phantom Zone (which is what I call the Davos circuit because it's full of loving intergalactic war criminals)

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Bardeh posted:

man, i am fed up with the dark and the loving cold

:(

I think I need to get myself some vitamin D supplements or something, I drive to work in the pitch black, and drive home in the pitch black. Some days I get to work outside, but mostly I'm in an office from 7am to 4pm and so see basically zero natural light.

Fun fact: you need the supplements anyway from October to March even if you sat in the sun all day long, because the sun never reaches a high enough angle in the sky for the UV rays you need to penetrate the atmosphere and hit your skin

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I've seen more than one melt claiming Corbyn's antisemitism drove David Milliband out of the party.

Reminder that it was Jeremy Corbyn who went on BBC News defending Ralph Miliband in 2013 when the Mail were poo poo flinging at Red Ed

https://twitter.com/visitingmartian/status/1157385113602318337

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I've seen more than one melt claiming Corbyn's antisemitism drove David Milliband out of the party.
:psyduck::hotpickle:

That's an amazing reimagining of history. 10 years time it'll be Corbyn who put up a statue of his ex-wife Nancy Astor, who invented antisemitism in the Physics department at Cambridge.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I thought he left in a fit of pique because Ed got the votes he expected.
Ed's a good lad and it would be great if he was in the Cabinet when Labour win.
Ed's antisemitism drove poor David from the party. "I hate Judaism!" he screamed as he rubbed a bacon sandwich across his naked body and filled his second kitchen with breadcrumbs. David gathered all the bananas he could find and fled to New York.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Thanks for Vitamin D recs comrades, I'll buy some on my way home from work tomorrow.

I do get half an hour for lunch, and if it's not pissing it down I do step outside every couple of hours for a vape and to stretch my legs, but it's not much, and the weather has been so shite recently that more often than not I'd rather stay inside.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bardeh posted:

Thanks for Vitamin D recs comrades, I'll buy some on my way home from work tomorrow.

I do get half an hour for lunch, and if it's not pissing it down I do step outside every couple of hours for a vape and to stretch my legs, but it's not much, and the weather has been so shite recently that more often than not I'd rather stay inside.

I have the same problem. It's a real effort to force myself to step outside in lovely weather. (But this is a feedback loop - the less you do it, the less you want to do it and the worse you feel. You have to get off the loop somehow and vit D definitely helps that).


At least you're getting out for a vape. When I was a corporate slavey, even though I didn't smoke, I would take the breaks all the smokers took (1) because why should they get 5 weeks a year extra leave just because they smoke and (2) it was the most powerful network in the company with everyone from the postal clerk to the CEO puffing away on their addictions - a lot of decisions got made in the smokers' ghetto.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Dec 2, 2019

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


https://twitter.com/NigelFarage_/status/1201514656860389377?s=20

quote:

"This is one of our key things. Asylum will not be granted to migrants who have entered the UK illegally from a safe country, such as France, Belgium or Ireland."

"Actually, that's the existing policy. There's nothing new here. That's the definition of asylum, you have to come from a dangerous place."

"Yes, but France, Belgium or Ireland are not dangerous places."

"No, but if you've been to France, under EU law you have to ask for asylum in France before you ask for asylum in the UK. That's the Dublin Convention. There's nothing new in that."

"They don't want to stay in France. They want to come to the UK."

"Who are you talking about? Who's they?"

"The immigrants."

"Where are they coming from?"

"Everywhere."

quote:

"When somebody lands on the beach in Dover or wherever they're landing, they say now, 'We're seeking asylum,' and they're in here, and all the rest of it. We can't keep them here. We can't. How many people can this country sustain?"

"Yeah, but how many people do we grant asylum to every year in this country?"

"I don't know the figures."

lmao at ukip going full-on Day Today. also lmao at imagery of refugees paradropping onto Dover beaches like some immigration D-Day.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Well, I guess we have confirmation...

quote:

Donald Trump sparks international incident by 'checking the Queen is alive'

By Adrian Smith-Smythe

We all remember where we were when we heard the Queen had died. I was in my Luis Vuitton bathrobe and slippers, sipping on a mug of civet cat cocoa, when my iPhone 11 Pro buzzed.

"Check Twitter, Twatter!" it said - Twatter being my nickname among my waggish friends. And so I duly checked, and immediately covered myself in Asian palm civet doings. But the ruinous cleaning bill was far from the forefront of my mind, because my world had just been pulled from beneath me.

Like every good citizen, I am a staunch royalist. I glanced at my collection of commemorative plates and wind-up Queen's Waving Hand, which was just as stilled as I now believed Her Majesty herself to be. A single tear rolled down my cheek as I realised I would never again see her hand waving gracefully through a limousine window, no matter how long I spent camping on parade routes to be as close as possible to her awe-inspiring grace.

I approached the wind-up hand and did the needful, and it creaked into life. A tinny rendition of God Save The Queen emanated from its depths, the tempo wobbling like my heart, and the vaguely flapping hand only making me more grief-stricken by the moment.

I slapped myself with the hand. "This can't be real!" I thought. I immediately got on the horn with my drinking buddies Twotter, Rotter, Bitter and Shitter, who I knew would support me in my moment of need.



[Etc etc, I've had to cut out a lot of self-indulgent tosh before Adrian gets to the point of the article...]



Donald Trump doesn't remember where he was when he heard the Queen had died, either due to forgetfulness or, as Trump himself insists, because he "always knew", because he "always knows everything". Trump knows best, and he knew he had to get to the bottom of this mystery.

As soon as he was led into the presence of the Queen, Trump's eyes never left her. Her Majesty noticed, in her infinite wisdom, and cocked a graceful eyebrow. "Mr President," she said. "I'm not that kind of woman."

Trump took this as evidence that his theory was right, and reached into her mouth to try to pull the mask off. Her Majesty's security detail leapt into action, and dragged the President off of her, protesting loudly that he "just had to know!"

Her Majesty's eyes narrowed, and she strode over to the fireplace, grabbing an ancient flintlock off the wall. Nobody knew she kept it loaded. She levelled it at the President, and curtly said: "Does one feel lucky?"

Trump turned a pale shade of orange, and cried "You can't shoot me! Nobody shoots presidents!"

The Queen paused as if making a decision, then raised her aim infinitesimally and fired. Donald Trump's hairpiece was snatched by the musketball and carried out of the open window, never to be seen again.

"Consider that a warning, Mr Trump," she said, thrusting the firearm into his hands. "And consider this your diplomatic gift."

She turned to her head of security and said: "Throw him in the Tower."

As he was dragged away, the President was heard to say: "Trump Tower? Perfect, that's where I live!"

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Guavanaut posted:

They've seemingly somehow managed to pin the increase in antisemitism leading up to 2015 (alt-right, pepes, chan culture, white nationalism, conservative bronies) on Corbyn.

"Somehow"? It's cost millions of man-hours of work and billions of dollars.

How dare you demean their efforts! :argh:

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

I've Mandela Effected from the universe where Her Maj copped it as the tweet described, AMA

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Wachter posted:

I've Mandela Effected from the universe where Her Maj copped it as the tweet described, AMA

That's this universe, she's been dead since yesterday, and now they're running a big conspiratorial coverup to gently caress over Ricey and Gibbo.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Ms Adequate posted:

That's this universe, she's been dead since yesterday, and now they're running a big conspiratorial coverup to gently caress over Ricey and Gibbo.

But... but I'm Gibbo :aaaaa:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Wachter posted:

I've Mandela Effected from the universe where Her Maj copped it as the tweet described, AMA

Are you Ricey or Burnsy?

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Tell you what but if Labour can stop my loving rail fare going up every year I will name my first child Jeremy.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

CyberPingu posted:

Can someone explain how devolved powers work. E.g how much of Labours awesome plan to save the country would apply to Scotland if the SNP or whoever are in charge?

Basically devolved administration's get money representing the increase in public spending in England on area under the devolved competencies of the regional governments but are not bound to spend it according to how it is spent in England - so for example here in NI things like Labours transport and education policies won't apply as these matters are devolved so the executive receives money proportional to how much is being spent in England but can spend it as they see fit.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I have the same problem. It's a real effort to force myself to step outside in lovely weather.

Particularly when you lock yourself out

Meridian Rizing
Sep 4, 2007
Long time lurker :justpost:ing for almost the first time.

Went out canvassing around Middlesbrough South for the first time was suprisingly straightforward once I found the group. Was a generally even mix of responses.
Was pretty quick as well was done in just over an hour, if anyone was wondering how long it takes and you can drop in and out as you need to.

It was a good walk gonna do it again tomorrow gonna smash this election grab all the marginals.

Also amazing and worrying thought that so much of my politcal knowledge comes from this forum. Effortposts the best form of agitprop.

Ugh I post so little I forgot I had this garbage avatar. Need to correct that.
<<<

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Dad's hot takes keep on rolling.

"Labour's just full of unemployed people who want a free handout from the hard working Tory voters who'll pay for it all."

Thanks dad.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

kustomkarkommando posted:

Basically devolved administration's get money representing the increase in public spending in England on area under the devolved competencies of the regional governments but are not bound to spend it according to how it is spent in England - so for example here in NI things like Labours transport and education policies won't apply as these matters are devolved so the executive receives money proportional to how much is being spent in England but can spend it as they see fit.
:horse::horse::sun:

Azza Bamboo posted:

Dad's hot takes keep on rolling.

"Labour's just full of unemployed people who want a free handout from the hard working Tory voters who'll pay for it all."

Thanks dad.
Definitely how economies work.

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