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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:i loved this so much i needed more, here's the entire video (they finish it off) : nice of them to follow through and wreck the gutters too lmao
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stuffed crust punk posted:nice of them to follow through and wreck the gutters too lmao 
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every one of those guys on that roof questioned how they would ever use physics in real life
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lmfao holy poo poo holy poo poo oh my god I'm sitting at a bar next to a couple FM Global salesmen and one of them is trying to figure out whether he wrote the policy on that Texas Petroleum Corp. plant that blew up and more importantly if it will impact his bonus
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shame on an IGA posted:lmfao holy poo poo holy poo poo oh my god I'm sitting at a bar next to a couple FM Global salesmen and one of them is trying to figure out whether he wrote the policy on that Texas Petroleum Corp. plant that blew up and more importantly if it will impact his bonus Petroleum Power: +8000 No Fatalities: FAIL Cost Savings: +5000 Score: S+
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shame on an IGA posted:lmfao holy poo poo holy poo poo oh my god I'm sitting at a bar next to a couple FM Global salesmen and one of them is trying to figure out whether he wrote the policy on that Texas Petroleum Corp. plant that blew up and more importantly if it will impact his bonus Should you buy him a beer? Are we all ants in a tank? Fake edit: did anyone die in the explosion? Also what the gently caress an insurance company gives bonuses based on what of your policies don't pay out?
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If nobody died that is an extra 300 points but unfortunately S+ is the highest rating.
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Being an insurance adjuster is like playing Burnout 3 crash mode in reverse
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This is one of the sprinklers in the hotel room I'm staying at. Whatever it means, I feel warned.
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AzureSkys posted:This is one of the sprinklers in the hotel room I'm staying at. Whatever it means, I feel warned. If you look carefully you will note that the sparkly penisplane is above the red "do not" line. So If I'm reading this right the sign says "do not use coat hangers in this area, use sparkly penisplanes to hang your clothes on instead." I think everyone can agree that's just good old solid OSHA advice right there.
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AzureSkys posted:This is one of the sprinklers in the hotel room I'm staying at. Whatever it means, I feel warned. I think it means don't gently caress the sprinkler.
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AzureSkys posted:This is one of the sprinklers in the hotel room I'm staying at. Whatever it means, I feel warned. Flared base is good, but i'm a little bit concerned about the wings.
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AzureSkys posted:This is one of the sprinklers in the hotel room I'm staying at. Whatever it means, I feel warned. It’s an antiabortion sticker.
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AzureSkys posted:This is one of the sprinklers in the hotel room I'm staying at. Whatever it means, I feel warned. Alarm doesn't sound.
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Mustached Demon posted:I think it means don't gently caress the sprinkler. Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress the sprinkler
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Memento posted:Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress the sprinkler
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AzureSkys posted:This is one of the sprinklers in the hotel room I'm staying at. Whatever it means, I feel warned. 
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Propaganda Hour posted:Alarm doesn't sound. Holy poo poo lol, well done! Took me a second 
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Propaganda Hour posted:Alarm doesn't sound.
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OSHA IV: Alarm doesn't sound.
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Propaganda Hour posted:Alarm doesn't sound. motherfucker
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Propaganda Hour posted:Alarm doesn't sound. ahahahaha 
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monolithburger posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIcekOTOqg Yikes: 0:50 Test run fails terribly, designers all laugh, say "it fell backwards, tipped over and killed every sand bag in there". If I did a bunch of calculations about what should happen and it hosed up that badly I'd be seriously questioning whether I ought to be doing this, not cheering. 5:55 Did they really do a news broadcast with footage of all that (diluted) blood on the slide?
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Buttcoin purse posted:5:55 Did they really do a news broadcast with footage of all that (diluted) blood on the slide? Yup.
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Re the waterslide, I direct your attention to page eleven of this indictment.
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Propaganda Hour posted:Alarm doesn't sound. 
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So they were filmed talking about their slide crimes, and still got away with it. Also check out the raft pusher's safety situation:
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Propaganda Hour posted:Alarm doesn't sound. Platystemon posted:Re the waterslide, I direct your attention to page eleven of this indictment. On February 22, 2019, criminal charges were dismissed against Henry, Schooley, and Miles. Jesus Christ.
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Serephina posted:idgi? Someone explain the joke to a dolt like myself please. trust me when I say, if you don't know, you're better off not knowing
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Renegret posted:trust me when I say, if you don't know, you're better off not knowing gently caress that. Just explain it.
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i totally get the joke, but explain it, for my friend who doesnt get it.
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I went to post the Wikipedia article but they have a big ole picture of a dick, that I unknowingly opened, on my work computer, in an open office, so it was nice knowing you thread. Here's a, somehow, more work safe urbandictionary link before I get fired. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sounding
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Oh, it was just a pun. Thought it was a reference to something.
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Renegret posted:I went to post the Wikipedia article but they have a big ole picture of a dick, that I unknowingly opened, on my work computer, in an open office, so it was nice knowing you thread. What, you don't work at a dick factory???
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gently caress I just remembered that thread where a goon kept finding blood on the bike pump surrounded by bloody q-tips and the thread joked that his brother was shoving them up his dick. Then it turned out this was actually the case and said good had to have a very awkward conversation with his little brother. Practice sanitary and safe sounding, OSHA thread.
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Not just sounding that kid was into inflation iirc which is never safe
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mobby_6kl posted:What, you don't work at a dick factory??? it's on my vision board
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Renegret posted:it's on my vision board You got a five inch plan?
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Cyrano4747 posted:Not just sounding that kid was into inflation iirc which is never safe boners are filled with air, everybody knows this
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