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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol he doesn't look terribly comfortable on that horse

he's no mike pence

Mike Pence would be more comfortable in the horse

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Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Benagain posted:

Roy Moore's wife, in response to being called racist, triumphantly announcing that one of their lawyers was a jew.

If i remember correctly none of their legal team was jewish but i can't be hosed to look that up.


https://www.nytimes.com/video/us/elections/100000005600088/roy-moore-wife-attorney-is-a-jew.html

"some of my best friends..."

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
when it seemed like private prisons were about to be abolished, yet now are more profitable than ever

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Feldegast42 posted:

McCaskill has been on Fox multiple times whining that the dems are going too far left

Even though she lost her senate seat in 2018 by running the Republican-lite platform while far more lefty ballot initiatives passed in a landslide

yeah and that's in fuckin Missouri, where they've passed lefty ballot initiatives pretty successfully through a combo of:
-getting the word out aggressively in KC/StL
-hitting issues that appeal to the rural parts in-between by using the language of liberty to explain lefty values
There isn't a shitton of socialist organizing out here in the plains (partially because, in my state at least, unions have been legislated away), but the left-libs have been running a decent ground game that I think a lot of orgs in other midwest/plains states could learn from and develop further

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
The Space Force

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
i honestly didn't think i'd see legal weed in my life but i'm still betting against warhammer 40k being real. for now.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

One of the seats of evangelical Christianity is located in a town called Lynchburg

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k4pMTsa1Kw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLjAj8620Nk

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

papa horny michael posted:

when it seemed like private prisons were about to be abolished, yet now are more profitable than ever

lmao yeah cca and the other one plummeted on the stock market and then skyrocketed when trump actually won.

please, dont get captured no matter who is caging you

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/A1_Armstrong/status/1200842559607758853

i lol'd a little bit

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
black twitter ain't havin' no bernie

Thompsons
Aug 28, 2008

Ask me about onklunk extraction.
I really wish there was a metric for checking the age/ethnicity of twitter users who post black reaction gifs the most

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014



https://mobile.twitter.com/rgay/status/1159508325526056961

https://mobile.twitter.com/rgay/status/1159520821368492035

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
John Whiteguy

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Thompsons posted:

I really wish there was a metric for checking the age/ethnicity of twitter users who post black reaction gifs the most

use your calipers

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Thompsons posted:

I really wish there was a metric for checking the age/ethnicity of twitter users who post black reaction gifs the most

@jack would absolutely make sure to institute the one drop rule like any southern state during jim crow but with 23andme

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
There's no way I'm reading that Jonathan Weismann tweet thread right, did he just correct a woman's own race to her face based on a photo?

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Modest Mao posted:

There's no way I'm reading that Jonathan Weismann tweet thread right, did he just correct a woman's own race to her face based on a photo?

And she should apologize to him for it.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Remember, its impossible for those with impure hearts to wear a safety pin. Slides right off their sins, it does. That'll be $500

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

I don't remember this at all, why is that safety pin a politics poo poo?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


taqueso posted:

I don't remember this at all, why is that safety pin a politics poo poo?

After Trump's election and brexit and etc, it was fashionable in certain circles to wear a safety pin to indicate that you were a good white and POCs and LGBTs were safe to talk to you without fear and so forth. Then it became that you had to wear this $500 safety pin a Twitter poster was selling or you weren't allied enough. There were safety pin subscription boxes.

All of this predicated on the ironclad belief that no malefactors could understand or use any of this info.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/intentional-insights/201611/4-questions-ask-wearing-safety-pin
Here's an quiz about whether you are virtuous enough to wear the pin.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

That is amazing

Mayman10
May 11, 2019

Flavius Aetass posted:

use your calipers

I got my cranial measurements tattooed on my head :actually:

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
However many years back it was when Rep Duncan Hunter had a magazine, or newspaper profile, of his spectacular downton abbey inspired office redesign. Which has subsequently lead to a years long investigation into his and his wife's stealing of campaign donations to pay for a decadent lifestyle, including:

The indictment also alleges that Hunter spent campaign money on "personal relationships" with five women in Washington DC, listed as Individuals 14, 15, 16, 17, and 18 in the indictment.[144] The women were said to have included lobbyists and one of his own congressional staffers.

Overdraft fees totaling more than $36,000.

His wife admitting they paid for a $600 plane ticket to fly their kid's pet rabbit cross-country.

$1,500 on Steam games

the list goes on, and on.

He initially publicly blamed his wife for all of this. Then it became campaign staff who used the wrong credit cards. Finally it was a deep state plot against him.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
Also, Brown Moses still posts.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

papa horny michael posted:

Also, Brown Moses still posts.

VideoGames posted:

I just checked wikipedia and what I discovered was shocking:



who knew VG throws loving dark

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


papa horny michael posted:



Overdraft fees totaling more than $36,000.

His wife admitting they paid for a $600 plane ticket to fly their kid's pet rabbit cross-country.


I'm not particularly annoyed about the rabbit but that overdraft is pissing me off

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

Tulip posted:

I'm not particularly annoyed about the rabbit but that overdraft is pissing me off

Can't suggest reading a long form article about it all enough. They did the overdrafts constantly and with texts basically talking about how they don't matter.

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Modest Mao posted:

There's no way I'm reading that Jonathan Weismann tweet thread right, did he just correct a woman's own race to her face based on a photo?

this was a tweet from a week previous; you can decide

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Tulip posted:

I'm not particularly annoyed about the rabbit but that overdraft is pissing me off

i want the judge to sentence him to doing labor at federal minimum wage until he pays off the swindle

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

papa horny michael posted:

However many years back it was when Rep Duncan Hunter had a magazine, or newspaper profile, of his spectacular downton abbey inspired office redesign. Which has subsequently lead to a years long investigation into his and his wife's stealing of campaign donations to pay for a decadent lifestyle, including:

The indictment also alleges that Hunter spent campaign money on "personal relationships" with five women in Washington DC, listed as Individuals 14, 15, 16, 17, and 18 in the indictment.[144] The women were said to have included lobbyists and one of his own congressional staffers.

Overdraft fees totaling more than $36,000.

His wife admitting they paid for a $600 plane ticket to fly their kid's pet rabbit cross-country.

$1,500 on Steam games

the list goes on, and on.

He initially publicly blamed his wife for all of this. Then it became campaign staff who used the wrong credit cards. Finally it was a deep state plot against him.

I'm phone posting so I cant do it easily, but if someone could post the gif of hunter "blowing sick clouds" on the floor of the house, I'd appreciate it b/c that was funny politics stuff I suddenly remembered

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Ugato posted:

this was a tweet from a week previous; you can decide



Well, Ilhan grew up in Mogadishu, not the midwest, although she lives there now, and John Lewis grew up in a sharecropper family in Alabama but he's not there anymore, Atlanta isn't the deep south.

Logic checks out, if you have ever moved in your life, and are a democrat and person of color, you are not from anywhere at all

also lloyd doggett doesn't exist I guess? White dude, texas his whole life, born, raised, educated. huh

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

Eat This Glob posted:

I'm phone posting so I cant do it easily, but if someone could post the gif of hunter "blowing sick clouds" on the floor of the house, I'd appreciate it b/c that was funny politics stuff I suddenly remembered

I was searching for cool hunter pictures on google, and only just remembered the funny political thing that two hunter's have had a wild ride this month.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Modest Mao posted:

Atlanta isn't the deep south.

lol

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Modest Mao posted:

if you have ever moved in your life, and are a democrat and person of color, you are not from anywhere at all


real americans vs rootless cosmopolitans

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Atlanta is in the dirty south

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Deep South is a way of life more than a specific region

Just like how Boomer is a state of mind rather than a generation

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TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012

Ugato posted:

this was a tweet from a week previous; you can decide



This is even funnier because lloyd doggett has represented most of central and south texas at some point in his life because they keep trying to gerrymander his seat

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