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DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
why the gently caress do you need to "decarb" your weed, you're going to smoke it anyway, this is not rocket science and you don't need any thermometers or pressure cookers you just need to blaze the marijuana. a mason jar is nice to store the pot in but don't try to heat the jar up wtf, leave it on your table until it's time to smoke weed

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Jascum
Sep 29, 2019

by Nyc_Tattoo

DELETE CASCADE posted:

why the gently caress do you need to "decarb" your weed, you're going to smoke it anyway, this is not rocket science and you don't need any thermometers or pressure cookers you just need to blaze the marijuana. a mason jar is nice to store the pot in but don't try to heat the jar up wtf, leave it on your table until it's time to smoke weed

That’s true, I liked eating handfuls of raw herb. It preserves the terps and is delicious!

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

DELETE CASCADE posted:

why the gently caress do you need to "decarb" your weed, you're going to smoke it anyway, this is not rocket science and you don't need any thermometers or pressure cookers you just need to blaze the marijuana. a mason jar is nice to store the pot in but don't try to heat the jar up wtf, leave it on your table until it's time to smoke weed

I thought that they were decarbing it for edibles, which you actually should do because it makes the THC more bio-available.

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747
It's going to be in your gut for at least a day, the digestive process is not gentle. Prior to that it's going to be simmered for at least a few hours. Mr. Dick doubts any claims of increased efficacy from toasting your grass before making oil with it.

All thinking your pot is Lucky Strikes.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

DELETE CASCADE posted:

why the gently caress do you need to "decarb" your weed, you're going to smoke it anyway, this is not rocket science and you don't need any thermometers or pressure cookers you just need to blaze the marijuana. a mason jar is nice to store the pot in but don't try to heat the jar up wtf, leave it on your table until it's time to smoke weed

Entorwellian posted:

The thing is vastly overpriced and I can't recommend the retail amount.I got it 50% off last years' 4/20 sale and still felt it was pretty expensive for a one-trick-pony. I'd only recommend it if you're an asthmatic, like me, and can't smoke or vape your bud on the reg.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

weed is wonderful in all kinds of different forms and we all have different bodies and tastes and lives, it would be cool if this thread would stop attracting people who have some need to be a dick about other people enjoying weed in different ways than they do

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
It's cool that we can enjoy weed in so many different ways

Use a CBD shampoo and conditioner, lotion up with THC cream, drink your morning coffee with some cannabutter stirred in, take a couple THC pills for the day ahead, puff your vape, pop in a THC mint, and you're ready for the day.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Do they make THC infused lube for use with large green dildos? Asking for an acquaintance.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Mr. Dick posted:

It's going to be in your gut for at least a day, the digestive process is not gentle. Prior to that it's going to be simmered for at least a few hours. Mr. Dick doubts any claims of increased efficacy from toasting your grass before making oil with it.

All thinking your pot is Lucky Strikes.

decarboxylation is real

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




the action bronson ancient aliens show is pretty good if you're in the right state of mind

Jascum
Sep 29, 2019

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cacator posted:

Do they make THC infused lube for use with large green dildos? Asking for an acquaintance.

Why do you think we’re doing all this decarboxylation?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I have doubts that the color of the dildo matters much either. But you don't want to try it out with your purple dildo and not get some mileage out of it, I guess.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Earwicker posted:

weed is wonderful in all kinds of different forms and we all have different bodies and tastes and lives, it would be cool if this thread would stop attracting people who have some need to be a dick about other people enjoying weed in different ways than they do

shut the gently caress up you cockboy

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

I tell you, after a long work trip, nothing beats a toke on a marijuana spliff to lighten up the spirit, you know what I'm saying?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Cacator posted:

Do they make THC infused lube for use with large green dildos? Asking for an acquaintance.

Both THC and CBD infused lube have been a thing for a very long time. In fact, there's articles around everywhere about the, uh, differences when using weed lube. https://lioness.io/blogs/sex-guides/i-had-the-best-orgasm-with-weed-lube-and-i-have-data-to-prove-it

Obviously, you shouldn't read that at work or anywhere with prying eyes though it's not porn either, just highly racy text and graphs.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Ate two large tablespoons of weed coconut oil, horrible and gross but I have been coasting since 4pm. gently caress! Also drank a bit of scotch and was toking a bit here and there. I had an incredible base high that just kicked rear end through a heavy workout routine and 5 hours of music practice. Normally I’m blowing big where I smoke up the music room, hardly had to smoke, also great for singing. gently caress yeah weed science!

Jackie Wilson said “Your Weed! It’s Lifting me higher! Then I ever, been lifted before”

Your weed keeps lifting me
Weed keeps lifting
Weed keeps lifting me
Higher and higher!

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Lol. You're not supposed to eat coconut oil by itself. Coconut oil is an ingredient to cook/bake with or incorporate into other dishes, not eat raw on its own. That's like deciding to drink olive oil and wondering why it's gross. Like, make some mac & cheese and mix in your weed coconut oil or some such. Don't just eat it, dude.

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 08:20 on Dec 4, 2019

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Oh trust me, I know it was grimy as gently caress. Just didn’t have an easier or quicker way to get the drugs in my body. I usually like putting them in gel caps to keep the calories down.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Mr. Dick posted:

It's going to be in your gut for at least a day, the digestive process is not gentle. Prior to that it's going to be simmered for at least a few hours. Mr. Dick doubts any claims of increased efficacy from toasting your grass before making oil with it.

All thinking your pot is Lucky Strikes.

Decarb turns THC acid into the mucb more potent THC, it's worth doing for edibles.

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



You can also vape and smoke decarbed weed for a stronger high but it tastes incredibly nasty.

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam
I'm almost puking thinking about coconut oil because I made that poo poo up with a lot of shake and the result was so weak I have to eat huge spoonfuls of it to get anywhere. Christ the inch thick layer of gross on my hot chocolate.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
yeah it's nice in principle but i just don't like eating it

much easier to make tincture with vegetable glycerin, easy to add a spoonful to tea or just eat it straight

it's also a million times easier to clean up after making because it's water soluble unlike oil

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

eating a spoonful isn't relaly that bad.


Agrinja posted:

I'm almost puking thinking about coconut oil because I made that poo poo up with a lot of shake and the result was so weak I have to eat huge spoonfuls of it to get anywhere. Christ the inch thick layer of gross on my hot chocolate.

if your coconut oil is too weak you know you can melt it and put more weed in it and do another extraction, making it stronger, right?

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam
I had no idea actually. Maybe I'll have to try again.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

you can make butter and oils extremely strong, i've eaten a teaspoon before of coconut oil that got me absolutely wrecked.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i would rather eat the butter or oil straight because if you put it in some kind of baked good it can spoil. keep the oil in the fridge and it's good for months.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Yeah I don’t need to eat brownies every day either lol. I’m refinishing some hardwood floors and I’ve been able to take a handful of gel caps and just zone into the sanding without needing breakfast. Headphones on listening to music and audiobooks just sanding for hours then able to go home and eat a solid dinner. I swear to god if I eat more than one decent meal a day I just put weight on.

poo poo kicked rear end last night, never had edibles last that long.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Just make your oil stronger. Use the boil method to concentrate it into less oil or just divide the trim into 2-3 batches and infuse some oil multiple times. When I had it in the pump bottle it was just 2-3 pumps/ml to go to space, and that was made from (a pound of) trim and shade leaves and had no strong flavor

If you're going to insist on just cooking weed in oil without decarbing or water curing or boiling it's always going to have a strong taste, and be really weak if you're using weak source material

E: cheap low-terpene concentrates are great for high test edibles without a strong flavor, but it's important to remember that non-distillate/rosin concentrates and hash still need to be decarbed on the stovetop even though it will vanish instantly into your oil. And terpene-added concentrates can really quickly overpower everything else in your brownies so watch out

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Dec 4, 2019

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
One time my ex's sister decided to make weed oil but it was her first time decarbing/making it herself and it was hilariously strong. She made a banana bread, which was pretty tasty. My ex and I ate a decently sized piece and we basically passed out for like 6 hours. It was way too crazy for me and we had like a tiny sliver for the rest of the loaf to get a decent high. Lmao.

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Dec 4, 2019

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Hell Yeah posted:

i would rather eat the butter or oil straight because if you put it in some kind of baked good it can spoil. keep the oil in the fridge and it's good for months.

Uh, you do know that freezing edibles is an ordinary thing and doesn't diminish the potency at all, right? Never do incredibly gross things like eating coconut oil just because you don't have friends over on a given week. Freezers exist.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

App13 posted:

Wow that landlord and property manager sound incredibly chill. Legal state?

not a legal state but me and the property managers smoke together on a regular basis and I have known all of them for years before I started renting from them

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Cough Drop The Beat posted:

One time my ex's sister decided to make weed oil but it was her first time decarbing/making it herself and it was hilariously strong. She made a banana bread, which was pretty tasty. My ex and I ate a decently sized piece and we basically passed out for like 6 hours. It was way too crazy for me and we had like a tiny sliver for the rest of the loaf to get a decent high. Lmao.

That's why I just don't mess around with edibles anymore.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Oh man, I HAVE BECOME ONE WITH THE GRIME!!! Just dropped 2 and a half tablespoons in my coffee like a disgusting fuckface!!!

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

The residuals on the second cup. gently caress I need to run to the store and get some caps.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

piratepilates posted:

That's why I just don't mess around with edibles anymore.

Yeah, eating edibles made by friends is a precarious situation if people don't know exactly what they're doing or bought premade legit butter/oil, which is why legal states where you can buy weed gummies is really good and cool and I wish I didn't live in loving Ohio.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


Earwicker posted:

weed is wonderful in all kinds of different forms and we all have different bodies and tastes and lives, it would be cool if this thread would stop attracting people who have some need to be a dick about other people enjoying weed in different ways than they do

if you're not hitting several grams of shatter a day you're an amateur imho

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

AkumaHokoru posted:

not a legal state but me and the property managers smoke together on a regular basis and I have known all of them for years before I started renting from them

That owns, I bet that place is cool as heck to live at

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

One time my ex's sister decided to make weed oil but it was her first time decarbing/making it herself and it was hilariously strong. She made a banana bread, which was pretty tasty. My ex and I ate a decently sized piece and we basically passed out for like 6 hours. It was way too crazy for me and we had like a tiny sliver for the rest of the loaf to get a decent high. Lmao.

my partner's bro made banana bread for a family gathering, people all had a full piece. it was fine for people who had any tolerance but people who hadn't smoked in like 5 10 years all had some. as we sat around the fire people the conversation slowly petered out and I looked around and realized with the exception of a few 20-30 year olds every single person was fuuuuuuuuucked. talking like 15 40-60 year olds just looking at each other and making 'poo poo I'm too high faces'

they still blame the brother but it was their own fault really, they all thought they could handle their poo poo and they could not. The Night all the Adults got hosed Up.

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Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Harton posted:

The residuals on the second cup. gently caress I need to run to the store and get some caps.



"Caps" is a weird way to say "marshmallows"

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