lol i hate this guy so much
|
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:13 |
|
|
# ? May 31, 2024 18:35 |
|
"I didn't vote for Trump, but here's all the reasons I'm going to excuse absolutely everything he did!"
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:13 |
|
Footnote: Turley is not, specifically, a movement conservative rear end in a top hat. He's a law prof with a health condition that requires him to be on camera whenever possible.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:14 |
|
"Psst! Someone might be saying something important! Run away!"
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:14 |
"If we impeach this guy we should impeach every political figure that commits a crime, thats a dangerous precedence"
|
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:14 |
|
If this is the best the GOP can come up, man...
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:16 |
|
Every Republican on this comitee look like slaveholders
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:16 |
eviltastic posted:Footnote: Turley is not, specifically, a movement conservative rear end in a top hat. He's a law prof with a health condition that requires him to be on camera whenever possible. considering this fact, you'd think he'd be better at it
|
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:16 |
|
This impeachment was fast. Johnson's impeachment was fast. Radicals didn't like either of them. And there was a "trapdoor crime", because that sounds scarier than "impeaching over an affair"
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:16 |
|
Your dog can get hosed
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:16 |
|
'i'm worried we may set the bar too low for impeachments' says guy famously quoted as saying “the House should not falter in maintaining a bright line for presidential conduct.” during the Clinton impeachment
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:16 |
|
eke out posted:good username/post combo right here I think it's cheap and it happens with every woman who comes into the public eye as an authority or strong figure. I don't know how to put it exactly or how to post well in general so please take it the nice and good way
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:17 |
|
Remember the time we impeached Clinton for lying to Congress? I do, I was there. I'm worried that impeaching a president for way more and worse offenses lowers the bar for future impeachments.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:17 |
|
A lot of people are mad for a good goddamn reason you incredible cretin. Also the fact that not all evidence is above board yet is solely due to Trump's frustrating the evidence-gathering process you immense
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:17 |
|
Old Surly posted:Your dog can get hosed
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:17 |
|
"u mad?" -GOP lawyer
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:17 |
|
I want to be a joke writer for impeachment inquiry opening statements
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:17 |
zonohedron posted:This impeachment was fast. Johnson's impeachment was fast. Radicals didn't like either of them. And there was a "trapdoor crime", because that sounds scarier than "impeaching over an affair" Andrew Johnson was a good man who may have had a slight flaw in that he supported allowing the South to set up white supremacist governments that would effectively bring back slavery, but that's no excuse for partisan rancor
|
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:17 |
|
What is the worry about lowering the bar for impeachment if the Senate will never convict? The nature of how the Senate is staffed and the electorate that determines who to send seems to ensure impeachment of a Republican president an almost permanent impossibility. This guy sucks so much his dog is mad.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:18 |
|
Good! I hope other Presidents ARE held to the same standard if they invite foreign interference, you dick.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:18 |
|
'even my dog is mad' is a phrase uttered by someone who deals with little to no real anger on a daily basis
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:18 |
|
Just using my time during a critical point in history to make dumb dog jokes nbd
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:18 |
|
Old Surly posted:Your dog can get hosed His dog is a good dog, as all dogs are. Turley can get hosed instead. "This is not how you impeach a president." Nope, dude, this is exactly how you do it
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:18 |
|
What a disingenuous piece of poo poo.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:19 |
|
"They impeached a president whom they despised!" Because congresscritters who take their oath of critterhood seriously should be happy when a president violates his oath of office?
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:19 |
|
Bribery/blackmail, interfering with an election, obstructing justice - definitely not crimes, no sir.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:19 |
|
*spoiler alert* Your dog is not mad. Your dog doesn't give a poo poo. Your dog wants food, a belly rub, and a nap. Because it is a dog.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:19 |
|
the dog joke was a good move from a tactical standpoint, it made him more charismatic and people like dogs. he even got a lukewarm laugh bc no one saw it coming, and also bc the word 'goldendoodle' is just silly. jokes get people on your side.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:20 |
|
As a Catholic, let me say: sir, get St. Thomas More's name out of your ugly mouth this is exactly giving the devil the benefit of law! the president is exactly cutting down laws "for a good purpose" - he's Roper here!
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:20 |
|
BigBallChunkyTime posted:*spoiler alert* Your dog is not mad. Your dog doesn't give a poo poo. Your dog wants food, a belly rub, and a nap. Because it is a dog. My dog gets pretty mad at lizards outside the window.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:20 |
|
StrangersInTheNight posted:the dog joke was a good move from a tactical standpoint, it made him charismatic and people like dogs. he even got a lukewarm laugh bc no one saw it coming, and also bc the word 'goldendoodle' is just silly. jokes get people on your side. I was the high-pitched giggle in the gallery.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:21 |
|
Sure has a lot of concluding remarks on a 10-minute speech...
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:21 |
|
Turley: "Oh it's all so sad, SO SAD, please don't impeach Trump, it would be SO SAD oh boo hoo hoo"
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:21 |
|
...is Trump the devil in this analogy? I don't think he thought that through.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:21 |
StrangersInTheNight posted:the dog joke was a good move from a tactical standpoint, it made him charismatic and people like dogs. he even got a lukewarm laugh bc no one saw it coming, and also bc the word 'goldendoodle' is just silly. jokes get people on your side. it was literally written in his prepared statement and it barely got a titter because all the journalists that make up most of the room knew it was coming
|
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:21 |
|
You don't need a defense against any of this if you can spend the whole time taking roll calls..................
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:21 |
|
Oh HERE WE GO AGAIN Christ almighty
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:21 |
|
here it comes
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:22 |
|
jfc, can nadler deny these rolls?eke out posted:it was literally written in his prepared statement and it barely got a titter because all the journalists that make up most of the room knew it was coming OH well then nevermind, i didn't know that was what the laugh was for. and probably for him stumbling over the joke as well.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:22 |
|
|
# ? May 31, 2024 18:35 |
|
I MOTION TO SUBPOENA THE WHISTLE BLOWER!
|
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:22 |