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Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Goon: Punch nazis

Some nazi: Clearly this is about ethics in video game playing

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ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

All the GOATSE reacts

:laffo:

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
One time I was just playing the game, went to bed, and when I woke up all my gigahertz had been STOLEN from my PC. Goons did this :argh:

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."



e: Also, this now exists:

https://bans.goons.cx/

Astryl fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Dec 5, 2019

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

What discord is that on?

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

What discord is that on?

One of the lovely "news outlets" run by a 15 year old chud who thinks he's going to make his own lovely 90's browser game where we and his chud buddies can have all the nazis they want.

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

Should I learn how to hack for this game? Honestly I am a teacher and father of two and can’t imagine I have the time for that? Maybe I can dox in some other way?

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Snowmankilla posted:

Should I learn how to hack for this game? Honestly I am a teacher and father of two and can’t imagine I have the time for that? Maybe I can dox in some other way?

I would advice focusing on basic math. I'll pass you a knotty problem I've been chewing on.

Tanks cost sixty dollars and one steel to construct. If steel is being sold at 3349 dollars a unit, and I perform two airstrikes destroying 596 tanks and 304 tanks, they are set back 900(60+3349) dollars. Say after performing these two airstrikes, I deposit all my assets and go AFK for a month, during which my nation bank is refilled to 100,000 once a day by our lawyer, Leonard J Crabs. If they successfully steal all of that money, every day, without ever beiging me, would they be able to recoup their losses if the month I went AFK was February? How about April? May?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Jesus christ some of these people are so broke-brained it gives me a headache :psyduck:

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Captain Splendid posted:

Jesus christ some of these people are so broke-brained it gives me a headache :psyduck:

Who's the brokebrain now? :byodood:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Clearly it is me, posting on this dead, gay offshoot of 4chan.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
Though "Script Kitty" Sounds cute. Now I'm imagining a little kitten hacking :allears:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Captain Splendid posted:

offshoot of 4chan.

:catstare:

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

Mystic Mongol posted:

I would advice focusing on basic math. I'll pass you a knotty problem I've been chewing on.

Tanks cost sixty dollars and one steel to construct. If steel is being sold at 3349 dollars a unit, and I perform two airstrikes destroying 596 tanks and 304 tanks, they are set back 900(60+3349) dollars. Say after performing these two airstrikes, I deposit all my assets and go AFK for a month, during which my nation bank is refilled to 100,000 once a day by our lawyer, Leonard J Crabs. If they successfully steal all of that money, every day, without ever beiging me, would they be able to recoup their losses if the month I went AFK was February? How about April? May?

No, no, yes but also no because goons would have dogpiled the pubbie nation and infra bombed them to ZI.

poo poo did I just out myself as GOONseses's hackmaster general?

Ineptitude
Mar 2, 2010

Heed my words and become a master of the Heart (of Thorns).

Mystic Mongol posted:

I would advice focusing on basic math. I'll pass you a knotty problem I've been chewing on.

Tanks cost sixty dollars and one steel to construct. If steel is being sold at 3349 dollars a unit, and I perform two airstrikes destroying 596 tanks and 304 tanks, they are set back 900(60+3349) dollars. Say after performing these two airstrikes, I deposit all my assets and go AFK for a month, during which my nation bank is refilled to 100,000 once a day by our lawyer, Leonard J Crabs. If they successfully steal all of that money, every day, without ever beiging me, would they be able to recoup their losses if the month I went AFK was February? How about April? May?

What were the munitions cost for your airstrike?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Libluini posted:

Though "Script Kitty" Sounds cute. Now I'm imagining a little kitten hacking :allears:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Lux Animus posted:

:gifttank: Me right now:



best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Snowmankilla posted:

Should I learn how to hack for this game? Honestly I am a teacher and father of two and can’t imagine I have the time for that? Maybe I can dox in some other way?

:ohdear: same here except I’m a mom and my wife is the math teacher so thank god that part’s covered. I admit I have been getting lazy with the social-engineering doxxes. It’s sad that this is what it took to get me back on my schedule but it is what it is

HelloSailorSign
Jan 27, 2011

best bale posted:

:ohdear: same here except I’m a mom and my wife is the math teacher so thank god that part’s covered. I admit I have been getting lazy with the social-engineering doxxes. It’s sad that this is what it took to get me back on my schedule but it is what it is

It's okay, Soros will forgive you.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Ineptitude posted:

What were the munitions cost for your airstrike?

Oh, don't worry about my expenses, I live in a communism. I don't worry about money and I can't do simple math.

Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames

Ineptitude posted:

What were the munitions cost for your airstrike?

dont forget gas :eng101:

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Goast posted:

dont forget fartgas :eng101:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Last night I did three air strikes on a pubbie I have blockaded. Air strikes can target money specifically and the results are hilarious. My supar sekret basic math skills say he lost about 7 million dongs. Not going to be surprised if I eat a nuke for it.

Which is also hilarious as the nuke will cost more to build than the damage it causes because, again, basic math. Also I will baseball away the damage his 12 action points caused in about half an hour.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

bird food bathtub posted:

Last night I did three air strikes on a pubbie I have blockaded. Air strikes can target money specifically and the results are hilarious. My supar sekret basic math skills say he lost about 7 million dongs. Not going to be surprised if I eat a nuke for it.

Which is also hilarious as the nuke will cost more to build than the damage it causes because, again, basic math. Also I will baseball away the damage his 12 action points caused in about half an hour.

It really is comical how little our opponents understand the game they've been playing for years. Nukes are basically a badge of honor at our level.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Sardonik posted:

It really is comical how little our opponents understand the game they've been playing for years. Nukes are basically a badge of honor at our level.

Honour Sard.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
I mean we even have a ribbon after you eat your first nuke.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Deadmeat5150 posted:

I mean we even have a ribbon after you eat your first nuke.

Oh, should I put that on my achievement showcase?

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
I've already been warned on the official PnW forums no less than three times in the two weeks I've been in this game. I cannot post for the next 8 hours - a crisis for those who must :justpost:.

One warning was for informing a person who made a report thread in the forums' game reports section that 'dongs' are actually a currency in the game, so the word is permitted in a nation's trade proposal graphics. Even though my post contained relevant information to the report at hand, however, it was posted in a 'No Discussion Zone' of the forums and so my post was deleted and I was warned once. Fine. Don't post in the No Discussion Zones, newbies!

The second warn I got was for saying, "If you don't rethink your position (on reporting nazis, bigots, and pedophiles) then you are the biggest, suckiest 'lollipop' I have ever seen, and I hope you shatter on the asphalt someday soon." It was for 'name calling, flaming, baiting, and trolling.' Alright, great. Don't call people lollipops or wish hypothetical ills upon others! Maximum decorum rules are in effect at all times.

This third warning I've just gotten was for saying, "You're conflating allowing a minor into a NSFW porn discord (illegal) with asking someone to spread a condiment over their face for others' amusement (shameful, but not required)." The reason given for the warn was 'OOC Attacks / Sharing Personal Information.'

Apparently (but unbeknownst to me, a new user), it is a warnable/probatable offense on the PnW forums to mention the well-substantiated allegations that one of the biggest wankstains in the game gave a youth discord permissions to be in a chat room intended for sharing porn. Just alluding to this debacle like I did is enough to get you warned by the moderators, and your post memory-holed...

What I'm getting at, is ... mods knew.

Come join us.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Mystic Mongol posted:

Oh, should I put that on my achievement showcase?

No it's one I made. You slap your chest candy into your nation description.

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


Don't forget, your nation page is BBcode enabled! :science:

Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.
I need to blingee mine up nicely.

Just adding the line "Proficient in basic math." has earned my nation a bunch of spy attacks. I love what pisses off the pubbies.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017


Lux Animus posted:

I've already been warned on the official PnW forums no less than three times in the two weeks I've been in this game. I cannot post for the next 8 hours - a crisis for those who must :justpost:.

One warning was for informing a person who made a report thread in the forums' game reports section that 'dongs' are actually a currency in the game, so the word is permitted in a nation's trade proposal graphics. Even though my post contained relevant information to the report at hand, however, it was posted in a 'No Discussion Zone' of the forums and so my post was deleted and I was warned once. Fine. Don't post in the No Discussion Zones, newbies!

The second warn I got was for saying, "If you don't rethink your position (on reporting nazis, bigots, and pedophiles) then you are the biggest, suckiest 'lollipop' I have ever seen, and I hope you shatter on the asphalt someday soon." It was for 'name calling, flaming, baiting, and trolling.' Alright, great. Don't call people lollipops or wish hypothetical ills upon others! Maximum decorum rules are in effect at all times.

This third warning I've just gotten was for saying, "You're conflating allowing a minor into a NSFW porn discord (illegal) with asking someone to spread a condiment over their face for others' amusement (shameful, but not required)." The reason given for the warn was 'OOC Attacks / Sharing Personal Information.'

Apparently (but unbeknownst to me, a new user), it is a warnable/probatable offense on the PnW forums to mention the well-substantiated allegations that one of the biggest wankstains in the game gave a youth discord permissions to be in a chat room intended for sharing porn. Just alluding to this debacle like I did is enough to get you warned by the moderators, and your post memory-holed...

What I'm getting at, is ... mods knew.

Come join us.

Basically, the forums are total poo poo and the mods are worse, plus Alex is barely an adult himself so has no clue what responsible community management looks like.

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

It's amazing to me how bad Goons are at being the good kid in class. Yeah, so we have to put up with some horrible dumb unfair modding so we can kick nazi nuts. This isn't hard.

Edit: yeah, im talkin' 2 u

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

The French Army posted:

Don't forget, your nation page is BBcode enabled! :science:



Which means you should add all the gifs all the times!

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
I had fun with CN a long time ago, going to try this poo poo out

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010


Oh so it's your fault the game is chugging

Edit: THE BROWSER GAME

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



What's the significance of 200NS? I'm up around 185 or so right now with capacity for another 30 planes and 3 boats and (I think) 3k soldiers. Is it a specific newbie protection cap or is going up to 205 or so still fine?

I also have room to build resource/manufacturing improvements when I get assigned to a squad.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

200 is around the highest you can get to before you start potentially being in range of enemy nations that could want to attack you, but that's not really happening at this point so going higher shouldn't be that big of an issue.

The other big thing is that's where you get to raid all the inactives for delicious money.

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Just wanted to say to management: excellent work :discourse:

Thanks to you guys, I've racked up 6 new IP addresses in this past hour alone

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