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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Jo Swinson chasing a squirrel with her slingshot, yelling "PLEB BUNNY, PLEB BUNNY".

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1202251590834540545

Jeremy Corbyn is an absolute boy.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/combabeannie/status/1202355700413935617?s=19

good thread

E:

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/141291631985950720?s=20

Inexplicable Humblebrag has issued a correction as of 00:33 on Dec 5, 2019

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
BREXIT - We are all Marmite Now

Edit: :kiddo:

Also what's the significance of 1259

Morter has issued a correction as of 02:25 on Dec 5, 2019

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Morter posted:

BREXIT - We are all Marmite Now

Edit: :kiddo:

Also what's the significance of 1259

Provisions of Oxford forced on Henry III by de Monfort and co.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I'm not going to ask what bovril is because I know the answer will upset me.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Morter posted:

BREXIT - We are all Marmite Now

Edit: :kiddo:

Also what's the significance of 1259

https://days.to/since/uk-european-union-referendum-vote

coathat
May 21, 2007

Gripweed posted:

I'm not going to ask what bovril is because I know the answer will upset me.

In 1870, in the Franco-Prussian War, Napoleon III ordered one million cans of beef to feed his troops. The task of providing all this beef went to John Lawson Johnston, a Scotsman living in Canada. Large quantities of beef were available across the British Dominions and South America, but its transport and storage were problematic. Therefore, Johnston created a product known as 'Johnston's Fluid Beef', later called Bovril, to meet the needs of Napoleon III.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

i have no idea if this is real or fake

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
What’s a good nickname

Swindling Jo Swinson

Cutting Swine Jo

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


lmao

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Gripweed posted:

I'm not going to ask what bovril is because I know the answer will upset me.

it is Fluid Flesh, op

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

redleader posted:

i have no idea if this is real or fake

gyimah is a real lib dem ex-tory candidate and this is his twitter. it might be an attempt at irony i guess?

also found the funniest possible outcome of the election: johnson and swinson both lose their seats, johnson is six seats short of majority, DUP gets exactly six seats but refuses to prop up johnson, reelection is called

also also that terror attack came at exactly the right time for the tories, just when their campaign was ailing and they were punched repeatedly in the kidneys by labour they got a nice big distraction to remind everybody that they're the racist party

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it is Fluid Flesh, op

redleader posted:

i have no idea if this is real or fake

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
bovril is like marmite if instead of scraping the floor of a brewery to make a paste for toast, you scraped the floor of an abattoir. to make a paste for "tea".

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Ayn Randi posted:

bovril is like marmite if instead of scraping the floor of a brewery to make a paste for toast, you scraped the floor of an abattoir. to make a paste for "tea".

please don’t denigrate abattoir floor juices like that

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Bovril Johnson

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
Ahhh, Bovril, or as I like to call it, Beef Slime.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

ahh, bov

or some say, bovril

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

SpaceGoku posted:

ahh, bov

or some say, bovril

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

SpaceGoku posted:

ahh, bov

or some say, bovril

I'll 'ave a cup of 'bovva we used to say. Or "drink more bov" was the catchphrase of the bovril marketing board.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Hillary 2020 posted:

I'll 'ave a cup of 'bovva we used to say. Or "drink more bov" was the catchphrase of the bovril marketing board.

this discussion is bovverin' my delicate stomach

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Top City Homo posted:

What’s a good nickname

Swindling Jo Swinson

Cutting Swine Jo

Jo of Swindon

I'm From East Dunbartonshire And I Say Kill Em All

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

tactical JO instructions

pokemon jo to the polls

text jo to 30330

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hot, drinkable beef

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1202311804430495749

so brave, to sit there and say, "yes i yanked the football away all those other times charlie brown, but this time is different. this time ive laid out a plan to let you kick the football"

https://twitter.com/IsabelHardman/status/1202325903570804744

guts. GUTS

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

you may not have liked what she was saying, but she didnt seem to mind that you didnt like it, therefore she is the interview winner. best interview. gold medal interview

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
PLEB BUNNIES

PLEB BUNNIES

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Jo Swinson gunna lose her seat to the SNP :getin:

she'll get to test out her skills wallet personally

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Breakfast All Day posted:

https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1202311804430495749

so brave, to sit there and say, "yes i yanked the football away all those other times charlie brown, but this time is different. this time ive laid out a plan to let you kick the football"

https://twitter.com/IsabelHardman/status/1202325903570804744

guts. GUTS

Lol all she did was admit they rubber stamped all the evil poo poo the Tories did in order to keep the coalition alive

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/krankyvalli/status/1202379870845775877

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Oh god, it wasn't a joke :cripes:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Captain Splendid posted:

Oh god, it wasn't a joke :cripes:

It's not a joke? :gonk:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
It's a joke

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/SimonTGriffiths/status/1202537024542138368

But for real this time

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Breakfast All Day posted:

you may not have liked what she was saying, but she didnt seem to mind that you didnt like it, therefore she is the interview winner. best interview. gold medal interview

https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

quote:

Proud Conservative councillor for Willingdon & East Huffledene / Treasurer @toryprogress / co-host @eugenicspod with @emilyhewertson

good loving lord

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

https://mobile.twitter.com/krankyvalli/status/1202557365754699777

But is it a joke?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

poes law intensifies

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
I'm gonna plead American on not getting that it's some kind of parody account

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