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Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


Sid Vicious posted:

But i do it...

did yer wife kidnap your child like, last week?

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5er
Jun 1, 2000


Heather Papps posted:

yea imagine a grown adult with kids and a weird rear end life not posting EVERY SINGLE DAY guess daddy left for smokes and didn't come back time to meltdown



i honestly do not understand GBS

Whatever point you're driving at, 'grown adult with kids posting every single day here' is a description that would fit quite a few goons here.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I meant to post on the first page but have been constipated but am now finally not constipated and am pooping. Sup Lowtax? Uuunnnnnngggggggghhhnnnnnnnhhughh

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Aaaand he’s gone

he fell in

:negative:

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

Kurt Loadeater posted:

Dropping the kids off at the pool eh? Wait, YOU CANT HAHA

:eyepop:

nightonthesun
Apr 23, 2002

Sprue posted:

This has been a very special days in gbs history where two rare threads have appeared; our chief on the can and the horniest thirst trap yet seen on this forum. Today might be the day that you could join history with your own unique take on comedy here on the forums at something awful

Hey, point me to the horny thread. Would ya, pal?

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



nightonthesun posted:

Hey, point me to the horny thread. Would ya, pal?

Sorry it got gassed

It was a once in a lifetime experience

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Dell_Zincht posted:

Sorry it got gassed

It was a once in a lifetime experience

it was goldmined, pffft

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Crusty Nutsack posted:

it was goldmined, pffft

Gassed out of the goldmine.

No fun allowed.

And I just realized that we all missed the golden opportunity to tell Spins, who was looking for a middle aged single guy to hook up with, that Lowtax is single. How did we all miss that?

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:

Resting Lich Face posted:

Gassed out of the goldmine.

No fun allowed.

And I just realized that we all missed the golden opportunity to tell Spins, who was looking for a middle aged single guy to hook up with, that Lowtax is single. How did we all miss that?

Am I the only one here who remembers the goon4goon blind dating matchmaking project? Oof

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
Do u get special cred for a ban from the big boss lowtax?? Cuz his poop smells bad and he is over rated and only losers post in his threads and... Eh, kinda feels bad to be a bitch rn. Sry

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Sprue posted:

Am I the only one here who remembers the goon4goon blind dating matchmaking project? Oof

No you are not the only person who remembered goon love is the best love

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:

Sid Vicious posted:

No you are not the only person who remembered goon love is the best love

Oh ya, I was trying to remember the name of that thread. I love those epic old forum sagas is there anything to compare to that nowadays
I mean besides spins thread cuz that was gold

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


Sprue posted:

Do u get special cred for a ban from the big boss lowtax?? Cuz his poop smells bad and he is over rated and only losers post in his threads and... Eh, kinda feels bad to be a bitch rn. Sry

the thirst is still real

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Sprue posted:

Do u get special cred for a ban from the big boss lowtax?? Cuz his poop smells bad and he is over rated and only losers post in his threads and... Eh, kinda feels bad to be a bitch rn. Sry

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
No i just lost my ten bucks

edit - as far as poop goes i had to dig up my septic tank and put t in the outlet side because it was hosed up

Pimpcasso fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Dec 5, 2019

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

edit - as far as poop goes i had to dig up my septic tank and put t in the outlet side because it was hosed up

avatar/post combo

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Sprue posted:

only losers post in his threads

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

You are posting in his thread, hth.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i just pooped and in this way I was able to understand a little bit of what it means to be lowtax for a fleeting moment

Praise Him

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
Hi Lowtax! :wave:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

hey buddy welcome back

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
:( that was deeply disappointing

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


Sprue posted:

:( that was deeply disappointing

u got spunk kid, i like u

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Hey has anyone mentioned that you should poop in the toilet not on it? That's gotta be a really embarrassing mistake to leave the lid down, messy too.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

pixaal posted:

Hey has anyone mentioned that you should poop in the toilet not on it? That's gotta be a really embarrassing mistake to leave the lid down, messy too.

No. Nobody has mentioned this. At all. Ever. You're the very first person in history to notice.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Kind of weird to sit in the toilet when pooping IMHO but you do you.

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
How else you gonna do an upper decker?

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
how about instead of pooping into the toilet, perhaps one should toilet into the poop?

It can mean whatever you want it to.

For me it means poop in the middle of any street anywhere at any time

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Kind of weird to sit in the toilet when pooping IMHO but you do you.

No no, you go on the toilet the poop goes in the toilet.

You should be on the toilet pooping, but pooping on the toilet is weird.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
Contrary to what many of you may have read as children, not everybody poops. The rest of us just pretend to so you guys don't feel weird and gross about it.

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:

Tin Can Hit Man posted:

Contrary to what many of you may have read as children, not everybody poops. The rest of us just pretend to so you guys don't feel weird and gross about it.

Actually u are the one missing out. It's like reverse anal. For free. Everyday

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
I don't feel gross abt it. Totally natural to have big thick rod slipping out of my butt while I'm texting my boss nbd

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Tin Can Hit Man posted:

Contrary to what many of you may have read as children, not everybody poops. The rest of us just pretend to so you guys don't feel weird and gross about it.

What are you talking about? Everybody knows girls don't poop.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Anybody itt ever poop b4?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Pooping rn. Really feeling that universal connection to others itt.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
I just thank God for the days where I can take a solid poo poo.

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Pooping rn. Really feeling that universal connection to others itt.

the flushing of the toilet really is a metaphor for life.

and ya'll wonder why big poppa taxington doesn't do a post.

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
bump

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
poo poo posting in the poo poo thread

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
after pooping, will xenforo 2.0 be installed?

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BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.
I miss GLITBL, lot of potential there

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