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Sid Vicious posted:But i do it... did yer wife kidnap your child like, last week?
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Heather Papps posted:yea imagine a grown adult with kids and a weird rear end life not posting EVERY SINGLE DAY guess daddy left for smokes and didn't come back time to meltdown Whatever point you're driving at, 'grown adult with kids posting every single day here' is a description that would fit quite a few goons here.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 00:29 |
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I meant to post on the first page but have been constipated but am now finally not constipated and am pooping. Sup Lowtax? Uuunnnnnngggggggghhhnnnnnnnhhughh
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 01:32 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Aaaand he’s gone he fell in
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 01:51 |
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Kurt Loadeater posted:Dropping the kids off at the pool eh? Wait, YOU CANT HAHA
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 02:17 |
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Sprue posted:This has been a very special days in gbs history where two rare threads have appeared; our chief on the can and the horniest thirst trap yet seen on this forum. Today might be the day that you could join history with your own unique take on comedy here on the forums at something awful Hey, point me to the horny thread. Would ya, pal?
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 02:24 |
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nightonthesun posted:Hey, point me to the horny thread. Would ya, pal? Sorry it got gassed It was a once in a lifetime experience
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 02:29 |
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Dell_Zincht posted:Sorry it got gassed it was goldmined, pffft
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 02:31 |
Crusty Nutsack posted:it was goldmined, pffft Gassed out of the goldmine. No fun allowed. And I just realized that we all missed the golden opportunity to tell Spins, who was looking for a middle aged single guy to hook up with, that Lowtax is single. How did we all miss that?
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 02:36 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:Gassed out of the goldmine. Am I the only one here who remembers the goon4goon blind dating matchmaking project? Oof
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:31 |
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Do u get special cred for a ban from the big boss lowtax?? Cuz his poop smells bad and he is over rated and only losers post in his threads and... Eh, kinda feels bad to be a bitch rn. Sry (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:33 |
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Sprue posted:Am I the only one here who remembers the goon4goon blind dating matchmaking project? Oof No you are not the only person who remembered goon love is the best love
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:36 |
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Sid Vicious posted:No you are not the only person who remembered goon love is the best love Oh ya, I was trying to remember the name of that thread. I love those epic old forum sagas is there anything to compare to that nowadays I mean besides spins thread cuz that was gold
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:38 |
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Sprue posted:Do u get special cred for a ban from the big boss lowtax?? Cuz his poop smells bad and he is over rated and only losers post in his threads and... Eh, kinda feels bad to be a bitch rn. Sry the thirst is still real
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:41 |
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Sprue posted:Do u get special cred for a ban from the big boss lowtax?? Cuz his poop smells bad and he is over rated and only losers post in his threads and... Eh, kinda feels bad to be a bitch rn. Sry edit - as far as poop goes i had to dig up my septic tank and put t in the outlet side because it was hosed up Pimpcasso fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Dec 5, 2019 |
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:edit - as far as poop goes i had to dig up my septic tank and put t in the outlet side because it was hosed up avatar/post combo
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 03:05 |
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Sprue posted:only losers post in his threads You are posting in his thread, hth.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 03:09 |
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i just pooped and in this way I was able to understand a little bit of what it means to be lowtax for a fleeting moment Praise Him
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 03:11 |
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Hi Lowtax!
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 03:12 |
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hey buddy welcome back
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 05:30 |
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that was deeply disappointing
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 17:07 |
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Sprue posted:that was deeply disappointing u got spunk kid, i like u
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 17:11 |
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Hey has anyone mentioned that you should poop in the toilet not on it? That's gotta be a really embarrassing mistake to leave the lid down, messy too.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 17:38 |
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pixaal posted:Hey has anyone mentioned that you should poop in the toilet not on it? That's gotta be a really embarrassing mistake to leave the lid down, messy too. No. Nobody has mentioned this. At all. Ever. You're the very first person in history to notice.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 18:59 |
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Kind of weird to sit in the toilet when pooping IMHO but you do you.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 19:02 |
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How else you gonna do an upper decker?
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 19:11 |
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how about instead of pooping into the toilet, perhaps one should toilet into the poop? It can mean whatever you want it to. For me it means poop in the middle of any street anywhere at any time
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 19:11 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Kind of weird to sit in the toilet when pooping IMHO but you do you. No no, you go on the toilet the poop goes in the toilet. You should be on the toilet pooping, but pooping on the toilet is weird.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 19:42 |
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Contrary to what many of you may have read as children, not everybody poops. The rest of us just pretend to so you guys don't feel weird and gross about it.
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:Contrary to what many of you may have read as children, not everybody poops. The rest of us just pretend to so you guys don't feel weird and gross about it. Actually u are the one missing out. It's like reverse anal. For free. Everyday
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 20:20 |
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I don't feel gross abt it. Totally natural to have big thick rod slipping out of my butt while I'm texting my boss nbd
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 20:21 |
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:Contrary to what many of you may have read as children, not everybody poops. The rest of us just pretend to so you guys don't feel weird and gross about it. What are you talking about? Everybody knows girls don't poop.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 20:40 |
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Anybody itt ever poop b4?
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 21:26 |
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Pooping rn. Really feeling that universal connection to others itt.
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:10 |
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I just thank God for the days where I can take a solid poo poo.
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:29 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Pooping rn. Really feeling that universal connection to others itt. the flushing of the toilet really is a metaphor for life. and ya'll wonder why big poppa taxington doesn't do a post.
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 03:29 |
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bump
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 04:17 |
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poo poo posting in the poo poo thread
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 04:18 |
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after pooping, will xenforo 2.0 be installed?
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I miss GLITBL, lot of potential there
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