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CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.
Jesus. loving. Christ.

Stop chewing in my ear.

Maybe its a byproduct of working the early morning shift, but I get people eating breakfast all the loving time.

And its never something quiet, like some scrambled eggs or a breakfast burrito.

Oh, no.

Its got to be something like a Nature Valley granola bar. Or a tree branch. Or, gently caress, I don't know, a bowl of gravel.

Right through my stereo headset.

Makes me want to scream. Or throw up. Or maybe scream while throwing up.

My average handle time for calls is less than 10 minutes.

Please take a break from eating for that long.

Please.

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Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

CollegeCop posted:

Jesus. loving. Christ.

Stop chewing in my ear.

Maybe its a byproduct of working the early morning shift, but I get people eating breakfast all the loving time.

And its never something quiet, like some scrambled eggs or a breakfast burrito.

Oh, no.

Its got to be something like a Nature Valley granola bar. Or a tree branch. Or, gently caress, I don't know, a bowl of gravel.

Right through my stereo headset.

Makes me want to scream. Or throw up. Or maybe scream while throwing up.

My average handle time for calls is less than 10 minutes.

Please take a break from eating for that long.

Please.

You know, after looking at your avatar I kind of feel like your call center hell is kind of deserved.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Looking forward to the 1st Annual Bring Your Goat to Work Day.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Phone interview today, in person Interview next Wednesday :dance:

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Are you finally getting out of manufacturing?

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

CollegeCop posted:

Jesus. loving. Christ.

Stop chewing in my ear.

Maybe its a byproduct of working the early morning shift, but I get people eating breakfast all the loving time.

And its never something quiet, like some scrambled eggs or a breakfast burrito.

Oh, no.

Its got to be something like a Nature Valley granola bar. Or a tree branch. Or, gently caress, I don't know, a bowl of gravel.

Right through my stereo headset.

Makes me want to scream. Or throw up. Or maybe scream while throwing up.

My average handle time for calls is less than 10 minutes.

Please take a break from eating for that long.

Please.

One of my coworkers regularly eats while talking in the phone, and it's always stuff like soup or lip snacking soft things like peanut butter. It's dreadful.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

The Fool posted:

Are you finally getting out of manufacturing?

Why would anyone ever want to leave manufacturing? :confuoot:

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

The Fool posted:

Are you finally getting out of manufacturing?

It's for a healthcare company so

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Cute.

Someone added a file to a git repo called CHANGELOG and each entry is what they changed

Fixed case statement on line 508

Changed facility code to S line 1098

Etc

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


It's actually incredibly fine to pester me when I am absolutely stacked with work to ask how to do something, to be walked through the process, and then to take no notes and ask again the next day. Real good way to show respect for people's time.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Thanks Ants posted:

It's actually incredibly fine to pester me when I am absolutely stacked with work to ask how to do something, to be walked through the process, and then to take no notes and ask again the next day. Real good way to show respect for people's time.

"WHY AREN'T YOU WRITING THIS DOWN?"

Super Slash
Feb 20, 2006

You rang ?
loving nickel and dimeing companies, managing audio software licensing is actual suffering paired with our own lovely in-house management of licensing.

iLok.com is a USB dongle management system where you can register licences from various vendors onto a central account, download licences onto sticks for the software to pickup, and dongles can only be bound to one account.
Here's the rub; we have two accounts split between our studios which were merged, so of course we have a mish-mash of licences... some of which need moving between accounts, of which will cost you $25 a time.

It's not the cost its the principal of the thing goddamnit.

Panthrax
Jul 12, 2001
I'm gonna hit you until candy comes out.
Re: password chat

IHG, the company that owns like 6000 hotels worldwide, and such properties as the Intercontinental, Crowne Plaza, and Holiday Inn, require a 4-digit numerical PIN for your password to log into the customer points site. And when you can't remember your 4-digit PIN, it helpfully emails it to you! But they strongly suggest you change it as soon as possible to secure your privacy!

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Super Slash posted:

loving nickel and dimeing companies, managing audio software licensing is actual suffering paired with our own lovely in-house management of licensing.

iLok.com is a USB dongle management system where you can register licences from various vendors onto a central account, download licences onto sticks for the software to pickup, and dongles can only be bound to one account.
Here's the rub; we have two accounts split between our studios which were merged, so of course we have a mish-mash of licences... some of which need moving between accounts, of which will cost you $25 a time.

It's not the cost its the principal of the thing goddamnit.

I've had several production friends quit using production software because it moved to iLok and they'd rather not deal with that poo poo.

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

Polio Vax Scene posted:

shout out to my ISP whose password policies are garbo


Up until about a month ago the password requirements on one of our major systems were:

Must be 7 to 8 characters long
Must contain at least 1 letter and 1 number
Can't reuse your last 6 passwords

They also weren't case sensitive.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
I have almost a grand in PC parts coming in one box so I payed for fast shipping and stayed home today.

Just got an email at 8:30pm saying I wasn’t home so they’re going to drop it off in a locker at the CVS down the road tomorrow.

gently caress you, UPS.

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Better than throwing it on the lawn

I had a box from Newegg just delivered that I found this morning at 0530 ... no idea when that arrived but it was after 1830 the night before .

I almost opted for the locker but they wouldn’t let me pick that from their app and I can’t use Apple Pay from the website

TWBalls
Apr 16, 2003
My medication never lies

Partycat posted:

Better than throwing it on the lawn
Or in the case of FedEx, they'll say it was delivered on time only to suddenly show up days later. After they pulled that poo poo for the 3rd time (in 2 different locations no less), I refuse to use them. I'll pay a few dollars more for anyone else to deliver.

TheParadigm
Dec 10, 2009

Rolo posted:

I have almost a grand in PC parts coming in one box so I payed for fast shipping and stayed home today.

Just got an email at 8:30pm saying I wasn’t home so they’re going to drop it off in a locker at the CVS down the road tomorrow.

gently caress you, UPS.

I am having similiar issues, but I ordered through amazon. Somewhat less at stake, thankfully.


What's this 'amazon logistics' crap? Are they new? Another parcel service? just another garbage delivery service, or some special hell where they bought a competitor? Symptoms include: tracking information nonexistant, behind time, no updates on where it actually IS in transit.

USPS at least gets to my door, all the time. A feat which usp and fedex can't seem to manage.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

I heard amazon was buying cargo planes and hiring last haul gig drivers themselves, so probably that.

xsf421
Feb 17, 2011

TheParadigm posted:

I am having similiar issues, but I ordered through amazon. Somewhat less at stake, thankfully.


What's this 'amazon logistics' crap? Are they new? Another parcel service? just another garbage delivery service, or some special hell where they bought a competitor? Symptoms include: tracking information nonexistant, behind time, no updates on where it actually IS in transit.

USPS at least gets to my door, all the time. A feat which usp and fedex can't seem to manage.

It's uber, but for amazon deliveries. With all the same kinds of checks and balances (none).

TheParadigm
Dec 10, 2009

oh no.

so basically, its going to arrive dented, thrown around, and two weeks late, and to the wrong address?

less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib
Really depends on your area. It's a franchise system.

https://logistics.amazon.com/

Start an Amazon Logistics franchise, they'll lease you vans and crap if you want.

They're fine where I am, but others have horror stories. I don't think any of them offer tracking.

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED
Every time I've had amazon deliver stuff directly, they ignore the AMAZON LOCKER IN MY BUILDING and throw it in front of my apartment door instead. Delivery status is always "handed to customer."

I have no evidence for this but I'm certain that it's the company's fault: either by setting ridiculous quotas or by paying per-delivery at rates, in either case practically requiring that the delivery people catapult packages in your general zip code at 100 miles an hour in order to make enough money to live in a cardboard box.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



My amazon delivery people are usually people on the way home from work at a amazon warehouse or facility who drop my stuff off nicely and hop in their family car to continue home.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Che Delilas posted:

I have no evidence for this but I'm certain that it's the company's fault: either by setting ridiculous quotas

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2019/11/amazon-warehouse-reports-show-worker-injuries/602530/

quote:

The clock was always ticking on Amazon’s promised delivery time. Dixon had to scan a new item every 11 seconds to hit her quota, she said, and Amazon always knew when she didn’t.

Dixon’s scan rate – more than 300 items an hour, thousands of individual products a day – was being tracked constantly, the data flowing to managers in real time, then crunched by a proprietary software system called ADAPT. She knew, like the thousands of other workers there, that if she didn’t hit her target speed, she would be written up and, if she didn’t improve, she eventually would be fired.

It's this, except for delivery

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:
Sounds like a regular delivery job.

ellspurs
Sep 12, 2007
Kappa :o
They're a bit bizarre on my side, as they always manage to deliver at least a day before they say they're going to deliver.

I'll order something Monday, it says Wednesday delivery. On Tuesday morning, I'll get a message saying it is out for delivery and it gets delivered on Tuesday.

This week, I ordered something on Tuesday which said Friday delivery. On Wednesday, I got an email to say it was out for delivery on Wednesday but, as they had broken it, it was being sent back to depot for a refund (as they don't do replacements).

I don't mind the earlier deliveries, it is just hard to plan to be there for the delivery if they change the day on you with as little as 30 minutes notice lol.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ellspurs posted:

They're a bit bizarre on my side, as they always manage to deliver at least a day before they say they're going to deliver.

I'll order something Monday, it says Wednesday delivery. On Tuesday morning, I'll get a message saying it is out for delivery and it gets delivered on Tuesday.

This week, I ordered something on Tuesday which said Friday delivery. On Wednesday, I got an email to say it was out for delivery on Wednesday but, as they had broken it, it was being sent back to depot for a refund (as they don't do replacements).

I don't mind the earlier deliveries, it is just hard to plan to be there for the delivery if they change the day on you with as little as 30 minutes notice lol.

The last mile delivery team must be new and not jaded. Let them be overly efficient for as long as possible, because one day, some day soon, your parcel will be punted into the truck.

ellspurs
Sep 12, 2007
Kappa :o

Humphreys posted:

The last mile delivery team must be new and not jaded. Let them be overly efficient for as long as possible, because one day, some day soon, your parcel will be punted into the truck.

This has been the case for the last 3-4 years now.

I don't mind it one bit.

Sprechensiesexy
Dec 26, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
poo poo pissing me off:

My current company has their change management outsourced to a low-cost labor country. This works as well as you'd expect.

More poo poo pissing me off:
A problem management quiz came in. If you score well you can skip mandatory ITIL trainings. If you don't do it you get to do all the trainings.

In conclusion:
gently caress ITIL.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Sprechensiesexy posted:

gently caress ITIL.

angry armadillo
Jul 26, 2010
I found out this morning my helpdesk guy accidently broke a load of stuff, left site without telling anyone and then the stuff was required last night which didnt go down very well at all.

I need him to tell me how I can teach him to understand that this just is not acceptable. I was on site, if he had told me the fault was ongoing I could have just carried on.

Oh dear.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




angry armadillo posted:

I need him to tell me how I can teach him to understand that this just is not acceptable. I was on site, if he had told me the fault was ongoing I could have just carried on.

It's time for a formal writeup. Talk to HR.

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!

mllaneza posted:

It's time for a formal writeup. Talk to HR.

Seriously. Somebody who deliberately hides their mistakes to not get in trouble is only going to cause trouble. And god forbid they ever get promoted into management.

angry armadillo
Jul 26, 2010
I know, I'm being purposely vague because I am always a bit paranoid someone you know is reading so forgive me.

There is an underlying personal issue going on for him at the moment and he could easily say 'Im not thinking straight'

I am very close to saying 'then you are not fit to be here, take a week off'

We approach his usual home time in the next half hour so I am curious to see if I get a progress report or if he just walks straight out.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
If he broke something important and left and then lied about it he should be fired.

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
Pissing me off: Microsoft Teams puts the "Thumbs up" icon right next to a red heart. Some day I'm going to like a reply and cause an extremely awkward moment.

Filthy Lucre
Feb 27, 2006

Bigass Moth posted:

If he broke something important and left and then lied about it he should be fired.

This is the reason I fired the one and only person I have had to terminate. They screwed up, then lied about screwing up.

I could have lived with the mistake that was made, it wasn't even a big issue. It was the failure to own up to the mistake and take responsibility that pushed me into the termination. It was a little mistake this time, but I couldn't get past the fact that maybe next time it would be something big with serious consequences.

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Weedle
May 31, 2006




Love when reps take like 10 minutes to respond to you on a chat but threaten to disconnect you for inactivity if you take more than 30 seconds to type something.

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