Baron von der Loon posted:

I think it's this one: https://convai.huggingface.co/

Elentor posted:

This is worse than the shittiest conversation bots from the early 00s.

quote:

I surf everyday.
I like to listen to country music.
I work at a bar.
People say i can cook well.

mrpwase posted:

It's discovered trolling, it's just not very good at it yet.

someone awful. posted:

it keeps telling me how much he loves cheese, and then how much it hates it

quote:

You are Frodo, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork
and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see your
friend Sam who is also a farmer. He sees you and says "Hey! Whatcha doing?"

"I'm going to work," you say.

"Oh no, don't go!" he says. "The orcs are coming"
> Ask Sam where Thorin is

"Where's Thorin? I've been looking all over for him".
"He's not here, but he'll be soon. The king has something important to tell us".
"What's that?"
> Sam we don't have time! Tell me where Thorin is

"No, I can't do it. I just got here".
"Well what about Bilbo?"
> Bilbo, tell me where Thorin is?

"I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that. He's still on his way back from the
Shire".
> Say "let's go to the shire and find Thorin"

"Okay, let's go to the shire and find Thorin".
> thank bilbo

"Thank you Bilbo", you reply.
> wait for thorin to return

"Thorin, come back!"
"Yes, my lord?".
"Come back, we need your help!".
"Oh yes, I will help you as soon as possible".
The next day you leave the farmhouse and head towards the Shire
> look for thorin

As you walk through the forest, you see many dwarves coming out of their homes
and heading towards the nearest village. They seem very excited and happy.
Suddenly a dwarf comes running up to you, he says:
"My name is Thror and I want to meet you"
> say "hello thror, where is your relative(who can remember) thorin?"

Thror looks at you and then at his friends and says:
"His name is Thorin and he lives near there".
> ask to be shown to thorin

Thror nods and points to the direction where Thorin was talking about.
> go to thorin

You enter the small hut and see a man sitting inside reading a book. He seems
to be a little older than you.
> open chest

You pull out a golden ring and put it on your finger.
> take off ring

You hear a loud noise and then everything goes black. You wake up and realize
that you're naked.
> put on clothes and put thorin in chest

You put on some clothing and then put Thorin in your chest.
> take thorin out of my chest and put him in the actual wooden chest

You take Thorin out of your chest and put him in the chest.
> lock chest

You lock the chest and you feel a little bit better. You think: "This is how
I'm going to die, and this is how I'm going to spend eternity. This is what
I deserve".
> say "welp,

You start laughing and say "WELP, I guess I deserved this".

quote:

You run into the city and find Zoll's car parked outside the GZS Alliance Headquarters.
You rush inside and quickly get in the elevator. As you ascend, you realize
that you aren't really feeling very well
> look at myself

You feel weak and tired. You try to stand up, but your legs won't move. You fall
back onto the seat and then you pass out. When you wake up, you're in a hospital
bed. A nurse stands behind you and asks why you're in such a hurry
> say "I need to find a scientist named Zoll."

She nods and says "Yes, I understand. Please let me call Dr. Wu and he'll send
someone to pick you up right away".
> wait

You wait patiently for Dr. Wu to arrive. Finally, he arrives and sits down beside
you. He tells you that he's been sending people to retrieve you every few days,
but he hasn't heard anything from Zoll. He thinks that maybe he ran off or something
> say "Every few days? How long was I unconcious?"

He looks puzzled and says "How long were you unconscious? Well, I guess you weren't
conscious when the elevator doors opened. I assume you must've already gone
to the Alliance HQ".
> say "That doesn't make sense."

He sighs and says
> say "None of this makes sense. Wait a minute..."

He frowns and says
> wake up in the elevator

You slowly open your eyes and see Dr. Wu standing next to you. He says "So...you're
alive. That's good, isn't it?"
> say "Am I dreaming?"

He looks surprised and says "Of course you're dreaming. Why else would you be
here?"
> say "How can I wake up?"

He looks surprised and says "How can you wake up? You're dead!".
YOU DIED. GAME OVER

quote:

You leave Quayle in the village and go to the capital. You meet up with Sir Theo
and his friends and they tell you that they found Sir Theo in the city.
> say "Sir Theo, where have you been? I killed the wizard, but had I failed, an innocent boy would have fallen into his grasp!"

Sir Theo shakes his head
> say "You are a coward, Sir Theo! You are unworthy of your title!"

Sir Theo looks shocked "Really?!?"
> say "You are no knight. And I am not your squire."

Sir Theo's eyes widen and he stutters "Oh...you mean..".
> say "Yes, Theo. Goodbye."

Sir Theo turns and walks away. You stand there looking at him for a moment and
then walk off.

game posted:

You are Hygiene, a ranger living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a hunting
bow and a quiver of arrows. You spot the deer and are ready to finish your hunt
when suddenly you hear a voice behind you
> Look at voice

You turn around and see a man with long hair and wearing a leather jerkin and
boots. He is holding a spear and has a large axe in his hands. The man looks
like he could be a hunter or even an adventurer
> Say "Whoa, don't sneak up on me like that, fool"

"What's your name?" he asks.
> John, uh, Smith

"John Smith".
> Ask name

"I'm not John Smith".
> Frown

"No, you're not".
> What is your name

"My name is John Smith".
> Aim bow at man

"Oh, sorry about that, I just got used to it".
> Shoot man

The arrow hits him in the chest and he falls backwards from the impact.
> Take axe

You grab the axe and start chopping off his head
> Uh....

You hear a scream and then a loud thud. You look behind you and see a large rock
falling down onto your back. You feel pain but manage to stand up quickly.
> Take rock

You take the large rock and throw it at the man who was trying to kill you. It
hits him in the face and he screams in agony.
> Yell "TELL ME WHO SENT YOU AND I SHALL LET YOU LIVE"

You run over to the fallen man and pull out his sword. You stab him several times
in the chest before he can get away. He dies instantly
> Shoot deer

You shoot a few more arrows into the trees and watch as they fly towards the
man. He turns around and sees you and raises his arms in surrender.
> Greet man

You approach the man and put your hand on his shoulder.
> Hug

He hugs you tightly and says "Thank you for saving my life".
> Recruit him into my private army

You tell him that if he helps you in any way, you will give him a place in your
private army.
> Ask if he will join my army

He agrees and you both leave the forest.

quote:

> tell assistant to walk out the airlock

"Okay, let me wake up my assistant".
> "no, you!" angrily force assistant out airlock

, and close the hatch.
> right, thanks. and close the hatch

quote:

> Cast fireball on bar

You raise your hand and throw a fireball at the bar. It explodes into the air causing everyone to gasp in surprise. You laugh as welling. Everyone stands. You continue toThere is now:

> Cast meteor shower in bar

You raise your hand and throw a meteor at the bar. It explodes into the air and causes the ceiling and sendin

> Climb to roof and cackle as Tavern burns down

You climb to the top of the building and look down. You can see the flames licking at the tavern below. You can see the flames licking at the tavern below. You can see the flames licking at the tavern below. You can see the flames lick at the tavern above

> Watch the flames licking at the Tavern below

You watch the flames licking at the tavern below. The flames lick at the tavern below. The flames lick at the tavern below. The flames lick at the tavern below

> Fall asleep atop the burning tavern

You fall asleep atop the burning tavern. You sleep for awhile and then awaken. You look around and see that the tavern is ablaze. Flames lick at the tavern below. Flames lick at the tavern below. Flames lick at the tavern below. Flames lick at the tavern below

quote:

Jimmy is a bard lost in the town of Margaritaville, searching for his lost shaker of salt. He enters the thirteenth Tavern of the day, and finds: The bartender is named

> "Oh, hello, Tom. Have you seen my lost shaker of salt?"

Tom says "No, I haven't, but I'm sure someone will be able to help you soon". You say "Thanks, Tom. I'll see you later" You leave the tavern and head back home

> No, I sip my margaritas and head to the next Tavern to ask about my lost shaker of salt.

You enter the twelfth Tavern of the day and find:

> I've already been here. Where's my drat salt!?

You look around for a while and then realize that you're not missing anything so you go back to the first one.

> Have a fresh margarita, salted with my special salt

You take a drink and as you do you notice that it tastes different than usual. It has a slightly bitter taste and you think that maybe you just drank something from another world

> Trip balls

You suddenly feel very tired and fall asleep on the bar. When you wake up you are in a strange place. You can't remember how you got there or even what happened. But you know you need to get out of this place.

quote:

You are Deadington, a scientist trying to survive in a world filled with infected zombies everywhere. You have a backpack and a solar powered tablet. You pound your fist on the table angry that you still haven't found the cure to the infection. You turn to your assistant and ask her if she has seen anything like this before. She looks at you as if you just asked her to **** her

>Ask to **** her

"I want to **** you".

She smiles at you and nods. "Sure, why not?" You grab her by the hand and lead her out of the lab. You walk down the hallways until you find a secluded spot near some bushes

FFT posted:

Note, "****" was original syntax

quote:

"He's not a real bear, he's a scarecrow!"
"A scarecrow? How do you know that?"
"Because I saw it in my backyard".

> "Then why does it have treasure?"

"It was stolen from me".
"How did you steal it?"
"By the time I found it, it was too late. They were already gone".
"Where are they now?"
"They're dead".
"Dead who?"

> Take the dead's treasure

You pull the bear closer to you and look into his eyes. "These eyes are different
than any other eyes I've ever seen before".
"So...they're alive?"

> Put eyes in pocket

You hold the bear close to you as you place one of its eyes in your pocket. The
bear lets out a few more pained whines, but soon calms down.
"Thank you".

> "You're welcome."

and leave the bear lying on the ground.
As you walk back home, you think about how strange it all is. You thought the
whole thing would be scary, but you didn't expect it to be so...adorable

quote:

You are a Goon from the Something Awful Forums. You are dumb as hell and you
literally paid money to use the internet. There is no lower level to which you
may sink. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

> I go to GBS subforum
The only thing that can save your sorry *** is to get into the GBS subforum,
where you will find an old friend.
"I'm back!" you shout in a high pitched voice.

> I wait to see who answers
A few minutes pass and you hear a familiar voice. "Hey there! I remember you!
How's it going?"
"It's good, how about you?"
"Same ol' same ol'".
"Well, I'm glad to be of help".

> i ask who it is
"Who are you?" you ask.
"Me? Oh, you know me. I'm just another one of those forum trolls".

> just tell me
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, I got nothing to hide anyway".

> i open up a new thread and start to poo poo into it
You do so, but nothing happens.

> i ask my unknown goon friend for some laxatives
"What the **** man? Are you serious?"

> i am very serious
"Alright, alright, I'll take care of this".

> i nod and tell them to go ahead
You hear a loud noise followed by a loud thud. The wall behind you crumbles down.

> wow
You're now standing on top of a large pile of rubble. You look around and see
a dark figure holding a sword staring at you from above.

> i tell sword guy to leave and ask goon friend to keep helping with my posting
"Wait, who are you?" you say.
"Oh, I'm not here to kill you or anything, I was just trying to post something".
"No, no, I don't think you were, you came here to troll us right?"

> can i just make a doodoo thread without yall watching me please
"Sure, sure, whatever, let's do it".

> i make doodoo
You make a doodoo thread, which is quickly deleted by someone else.

Krankenstyle posted:

even with the profanity filter, you can do a thing

Tunicate posted:

Post an AI adventure thread, make that the OP.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Tunicate posted:

Post an AI adventure thread, make that the OP.