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Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Best thing I've read all year.

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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


Pro-click right here.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Awww they shoulda wakey wakey little Fluffles like they did, then HONK THAT HORN good and proper to finish the vid

Hub Dirt
Apr 26, 2008

Butterfly Valley posted:

Leaving a parcel on a chair on the front doorstep in full view of the world is considered 'delivery'?

I have 280 more customers.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

https://i.imgur.com/cvmoIm1.mp4

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Salty Josh posted:

Best thing I've read all year.

I don't care that these are fake they still crack me up

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


:same:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:yum:

https://i.imgur.com/uIvKhFi.mp4

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/hFQ09Mx.mp4

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
https://twitter.com/humorandanimals/status/1202598994150600704

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


https://twitter.com/jazzemu_/status/1202581625453850625

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

I have no logical explanation for this, but this evokes an image of Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard smiling contently with a cup of hot Earl Gray in front of him.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

pro click right here

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

This is great. I wish Jöhn Smith Britain (is where I'm from) was a real song.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
i'd pay money for a full version of Handel, Zadok The Priest (Club Edit)

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

Lodin posted:

Yeah, I know I'm ripping off some random tweet, but it's the third year in a row that I put up the crib and Mom doesn't notice Optimus.


Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Gonna get some ice cream headaches for certain. Gonna have to pet it away.

Teabag Dome Scandal
Mar 19, 2002


A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Doesn't UPS also treat their workers far better than FedEx? I know that you can't always choose your carrier, but I never pick FedEx if I can help it.



Baseball tips with Baseball King Randy Savage: Improve your swing by dropping your elbow.

FedEx is better thought of as two companies. The next day/2 day express air deliveries are still done by employees of FedEx but anything other than that is routes leased by FedEx to independent operators that then employ people as cheaply as possible.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008


this is good

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/NJGov/status/1202987038217265152?s=19

New Jersey twitter is really on one right now.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLMCR66zjZo

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






This is basically manual vaporware music, I love it

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

FedEx is better thought of as two companies. The next day/2 day express air deliveries are still done by employees of FedEx but anything other than that is routes leased by FedEx to independent operators that then employ people as cheaply as possible.

This explains the scene in Cast Away where the FedEX delivery route in Russia includes a portion where they just give the package to a kid who then has to run another 5 miles to deliver it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Leon Sumbitches posted:

This is basically manual vaporware music, I love it

i lacked the words to describe it but you have given them to me. thank you lol

e: i was mulling something about Ultima Ratio Regum but instead of a cannon, it's a canon :eng99:

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Dec 7, 2019

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Do your balls hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/CwK6KeA.mp4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



blessed rhino but that butt zoom tho

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

That is very nearly art.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

“Who do you think you are?”

Me:

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I thought longcat was bannable

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
yeah but this is tallcat

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






https://youtu.be/-RFunvF0mDw

And

https://youtu.be/guZueuki4-Q

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021



That better be what plays when you die and get to Heaven or I will be very disappointed.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


https://twitter.com/commandersnacks/status/1203157015352102913

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




embedding so i can watch them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RFunvF0mDw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guZueuki4-Q

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Krankenstyle posted:

embedding so i can watch them

The true #blessing is me finally realizing that video embedding works, and was just an option I had turned off rather than being completely broken :gbsmith:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/8cjzksD.gifv

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