SNF: Baby Yoda @ the Same Ol Sorry Ass Rams

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Same	0	0%
Ol'	1	3.33%
Sorry	1	3.33%
rear end	8	26.67%
Rams	5	16.67%
So long!	15	50.00%
Total:	30 votes

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pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Finger Prince posted:

Is this going to be a "stay up until 11pm to watch the Seahawks claw themselves back to a win or almost, then be too keyed up to sleep", or "stay up until 11pm and watch the Seahawks lose 42-3 and ask yourself if bearing witness to the slaughter was worth it"?

Always have to bear witness. Always.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:43

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# ? May 29, 2024 06:25

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Paaaaathetic.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:43

EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Finger Prince posted:

Is this going to be a "stay up until 11pm to watch the Seahawks claw themselves back to a win or almost, then be too keyed up to sleep", or "stay up until 11pm and watch the Seahawks lose 42-3 and ask yourself if bearing witness to the slaughter was worth it"?

Yes

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:43

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1203867502113120258

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:43

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

The rams struggle through another half of football, I expect mcvays resignation on my desk in the next 15 minutes

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:43

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Eagles playing for the playoffs baby!

<lose by 12 to Daniel Jones and a 1 legged Barkley.>

The Eli Manning revenge tour begins tomorrow!

(Cue Eli going 18/33 for 197 yards, TD & INT as the Giants lose 27-13)

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:45

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Shinjobi posted:

Hahahahahaha, the Rams coming back to life right before the Cowboys game.

I'm going to that game.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That's actually cool, especially since you like Dallas.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:45

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

gently caress the Cowboys

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:45

nikosoft: Dec 17, 2011; ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse; College Slice

You know, for actively refusing to look at anything other than the 49ers schedule, I think I do a pretty good job of assessing what happens to all the other teams by passively absorbing whatever accidentally comes across my vision, as well as whatever TFF ambient chat thread I occasionally lurk.

Like, I went out to dinner on Thursday while the game was on, but I had to look at the TV in the bar area and in the way was like a wine rack and some hanging glasses and based on the colors that flashed on the screen I figured out it was the Bears and Dallas. And I just knew, somehow instinctively, that Dallas was losing.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:47

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1203867502113120258

Between this and his unending hatred of Aaron Rodgers Ben Baldwin seem like a real prick.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:48

Amish: Nov 26, 2004; Murder is on the menu.

Did I just hear Jukebox the Ghost on NBC?!

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:48

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

SKULL.GIF posted:

I had thought the NFC wild cards were all but locked in but the Rams catching up in December is going to make this a really interesting race.

They are close, but its gonna be really really tough.

I was looking at Playoff Tiebreakers for division leaders, not Wild Card.

Wild Card Breakers are:

Head-to-head, if applicable. N/A

Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
MIN: 7-3 LAR: 6-3
(MIN with 2 CONF games left, LAR with 3)

Best won-lost-tie percentage in common games, minimum of four.
(DAL, ATL, SEA, CHI)

If LAR beats DAL: 4-1 .800, if LAR loses to DAL: 3-2
MIN: 3-2

Then:
Strength of victory
Strength of schedule

If they win this game, they would need to win 1 more game than MIN with 3 games left, and would probably have to beat DAL next week on the road.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:49

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Android Apocalypse posted:

Are they homemade chicharones?

I'm thinking of trying to make my own chicharones.

7-Eleven brand.

They're tasty.

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

*unintelligible jerry jones talk*

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:49

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

It just occurred to me that I can't really think of any LA posters in TFF. I know we have some but I don't think the Rams picked up any new posters since moving to LA? The Chargers certainly didn't.

Weird how LA barely has any presence on SA that I can think of -- but I can think of like a couple dozen NYC posters off the top of my head. Wonder if it's just the threads I read or what.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:52

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

fartknocker posted:

The Eli Manning revenge tour begins tomorrow!

(Cue Eli going 18/33 for 197 yards, TD & INT as the Giants lose 27-13)

I'm just praying for my Eli. As long as he doesn't get absolutely embarrassed off the field, I'll be okay with it.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:52

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

SKULL.GIF posted:

It just occurred to me that I can't really think of any LA posters in TFF. I know we have some but I don't think the Rams picked up any new posters since moving to LA? The Chargers certainly didn't.

Weird how LA barely has any presence on SA that I can think of -- but I can think of like a couple dozen NYC posters off the top of my head. Wonder if it's just the threads I read or what.

East Coast bias at it again

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:53

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

OxySnake posted:

They are close, but its gonna be really really tough.

I was looking at Playoff Tiebreakers for division leaders, not Wild Card.

Wild Card Breakers are:

Head-to-head, if applicable. N/A

Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
MIN: 7-3 LAR: 6-3
(MIN with 2 CONF games left, LAR with 3)

Best won-lost-tie percentage in common games, minimum of four.
(DAL, ATL, SEA, CHI)

If LAR beats DAL: 4-1 .800, if LAR loses to DAL: 3-2
MIN: 3-2

Then:
Strength of victory
Strength of schedule

If they win this game, they would need to win 1 more game than MIN with 3 games left, and would probably have to beat DAL next week on the road.

I'm cool with the Rams beating the Hawks tonight if it means the NFC Best sends 3 teams to the playoffs.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:55

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

It just occurred to me that I can't really think of any LA posters in TFF. I know we have some but I don't think the Rams picked up any new posters since moving to LA? The Chargers certainly didn't.

Weird how LA barely has any presence on SA that I can think of -- but I can think of like a couple dozen NYC posters off the top of my head. Wonder if it's just the threads I read or what.

Ross

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:55

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Pungry posted:

East Coast bias at it again

There is a ton of posters in the PNW, quite a few in California, just maybe none in LA. Maybe there are just fewer nerdy shutins in LA generally.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:55

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

hifi posted:

Ross

Isn't he in San Diego?

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:56

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Seahawks, frauds?

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:56

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Seahawks, frauds?

Rams are legit!

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:57

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

OxySnake posted:

They are close, but its gonna be really really tough.

I was looking at Playoff Tiebreakers for division leaders, not Wild Card.

Wild Card Breakers are:

Head-to-head, if applicable. N/A

Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
MIN: 7-3 LAR: 6-3
(MIN with 2 CONF games left, LAR with 3)

Best won-lost-tie percentage in common games, minimum of four.
(DAL, ATL, SEA, CHI)

If LAR beats DAL: 4-1 .800, if LAR loses to DAL: 3-2
MIN: 3-2

Then:
Strength of victory
Strength of schedule

If they win this game, they would need to win 1 more game than MIN with 3 games left, and would probably have to beat DAL next week on the road.

Even Crazier,

If GB loses to CHI and MIN, and LAR wins here, @DAL and @SF they would have a 95% chance to make the playoffs with GB having a 23% chance (according to 538)

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:58

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

SKULL.GIF posted:

It just occurred to me that I can't really think of any LA posters in TFF. I know we have some but I don't think the Rams picked up any new posters since moving to LA? The Chargers certainly didn't.

Weird how LA barely has any presence on SA that I can think of -- but I can think of like a couple dozen NYC posters off the top of my head. Wonder if it's just the threads I read or what.

I want to say there are more than a few but given TFF�s demographics and the NFL�s problems in LA it isn�t exactly surprising we don�t have a bunch of new Rams and Chargers fans.

# ? Dec 9, 2019 03:58