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every time ive been probed ive chuckled heartily and went off to rub my chil'd's hair, as they are a scamp, and then return funnier than ever
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I am somehow less weird and abrasive offline and I figure most goons are the same. But I do really wonder how the serious basket cases act irl. But not really cuz untreated mental illness offline is just sad without being funny.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I am somehow less weird and abrasive offline and I figure most goons are the same. But I do really wonder how the serious basket cases act irl. Edgar Allen Ho posted:But not really cuz untreated mental illness offline is just sad without being funny. oh ok.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I am somehow less weird and abrasive offline and I figure most goons are the same. But I do really wonder how the serious basket cases act irl. But not really cuz untreated mental illness offline is just sad without being funny. yeah I'm the same, my ex (who is also a goon) was like "you'd get along a lot better online if you weren't such a dick all the time, but you just really go at it, don't you? You're not like that in real life at all." yeeeeeeep
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I am not half as talkative or abrasive in person as I am online, so if nothing else you wouldn't have to deal with my idiot opinions. Hell, chances are I wouldn't say anything at all unless talked to first. Growing up deaf was not great for my social skills!
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Dec 8, 2019 08:57
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i'm a gigantic rear end in a top hat offline, even worse than via text, but it's ok because i am always accompanied by the hum of a celestial choir and the distant smell of Roses
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Dec 8, 2019 09:13
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I mean I'm not as bad IRL for the most part but I'm probably worse on facebook so 
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I'm not all that different online or off, not really. I am a bit different in professional settings, though - I rarely swear at work, and tone it down a fair amount. A coworker at an old job said I reminded them of a cross between Dick Cavett and Ted Bundy, which is probably pretty apt.
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Dec 8, 2019 10:06
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I dated a goon once and she was too goony even for me. It did not end well.
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I'm pretty much the same in person as I am here. I work in sales, but I sell myself. As an independent Financial Advisor and Certified Financial Planner® I constantly find myself telling people, "No, don't Google it. Just go to cumshitter dot com. It's not my fault if you Google it. I'm good with money stuff, but don't Google it."
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:A pretty good meltdown just happened in the legal advice thread. Some grown-rear end adult RA or TA fondled ("wrestled") a student to the point of injury, and came looking for help because she has reported his behavior to the university. He did not like the advice he received, so we got this this rules a lot, but I love that bird with big dick showed up to shitpost A_Account's lovely post, preemptively, 3 minutes before A_Account himself posted. I'm not sure why, but that little touch alone makes it so much funnier to me. "Just giving you a head start little buddy"  Phil Moscowitz posted:We was just wrassling your honor Turtlicious posted:Is it true you yelled "wrestlemania style" when you tombstoned the defendant? FrozenVent posted:“CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE RA IS COOKING?”  for the most part I reckon goons are just fairly normal people given a sense of partial anonymity, just enough to make people have OPINIONS and post them, or give themselves cum and poo related names, or let the shitposts flow. if they're not that, then a 50/50 between "some kind of human-goblin hybrid who never even tried to learn how to live in our society" or "intense mental illness to the point that it's kinda sad" it's good I hope cumshitter is Like That irl edit: oh my god?
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dreamin of semen posted:I hope cumshitter is Like That irl Lol
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cumshitter is a consummate professional
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Miss posted:cumshitter is a consummate professional I am currently censured and may lose my certification as a Certified Financial Planner® for using penile length as a variable in my risk assessment scores for potential clients. I admit the formula breaks down when P is P0'0", but I am working on it. God drat the CFP® board. I know I'm right, I just need to find a unifying mathematical formula that accounts for the lack of a penis. cumshitter has a new favorite as of 11:53 on Dec 8, 2019 |
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I'm the same except irl I will give you weed, so maybe better. e: hmm, definitely also gassier in person. It might even out.
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Dec 8, 2019 11:54
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oh my god his website is amazing.
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UCS Hellmaker posted:oh my god his website is amazing. Holy poo poo, it’s a real site. If I had more than $1.39 to my name, I’d camp out all day at the Business Hole.
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Dec 8, 2019 13:37
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cumshitter posted:Some antifa folks did a similar thing where they set up a website that you could enter your name into to see if you had been associated with anything far right, which got a lot of idiots to self-admit and provide evidence. Finally Weedlord Bonerhitler will be outed as a fascist.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Hope you're doing better now, SIB. You're good people. thanks buddy, survived the thing and doing way better now 
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Dec 8, 2019 15:38
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cumshitter posted:ARE YOU A SHARK OR A SHEEP?
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That last testimonial is hilarious.
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I legit love that a couple dozen pages ago folks were like "Cumshitter? Oh ho ho what a terrible gimmick  :"Of course, once people were able to take in the meaty truth of his business hole acumen, they realized that he provides valuable insight from top to bottom. Goons discovering that his site is real is like a beautiful rite of passage. cumshitter posted:I admit the formula breaks down when P is P0'0", but I am working on it.
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FilthyImp posted:I legit love that a couple dozen pages ago folks were like "Cumshitter? Oh ho ho what a terrible gimmick Wait what
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i loving love gbs superstars
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I love cumshitter's posting, but never clicked on that link in his av because I figured at best it would 404, at worst I'd get goatse'd (or maybe the other way around). I'm dying here
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dreamin of semen posted:"some kind of human-goblin hybrid who never even tried to learn how to live in our society" quote:"intense mental illness to the point that it's kinda sad" don't doxx me 
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Really good meltdown happening in QCS. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905950&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Summary: A poster asks about another poster being banned from BSS. Said poster comes in to defend himself and everything goes downhill. Not only does it have the usual attempts to roll with the punches, replying to literally every poster in the thread, and complaints of "I'm an old goon and I don't understand the kids today and their cancel culture and their more than two genders", but the goon fancies himself a writer so all of his posts are just drenched with heaping helpings of  and using a hundred words to say what can be said in ten.
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Kay Kessler posted:Really good meltdown happening in QCS. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905950&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Oh that's the weapon brown guy who kept pissing people off by (smugly) doing a bad job of pretending not to be a comicsgate chud, unsurprisingly he's also an equally smug transphobe who does a bad job of pretending not to be one.
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Nobody ever uses a real email on my email submission form so here is the reply I send to people when they email me (for which I get nothing but mailer daemon bouncebacks):quote:Hello [##name_field],
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I'm not sure why I expected that address to be anything but a gay bar.
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Xarbala posted:Oh that's the weapon brown guy who kept pissing people off by (smugly) doing a bad job of pretending not to be a comicsgate chud, unsurprisingly he's also an equally smug transphobe who does a bad job of pretending not to be one. My favorite part is when people point out the explicitly homophobic/transphobic comics he does and go "what's wrong with you and why did you write this?" he goes "Actually those are the character's motivations, not mine  ." Like somehow that, like, absolves him? And in any case those characters are the protagonists soI bet the guy likes Louis CK more after the face-chud turn he's done in the past two years.
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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:I'm not sure why I expected that address to be anything but a gay bar. It's a nice gay bar filled with friendly people and plenty of straight folk go there.
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My favorite time I went to my local gay bar the guys I usually hang out with invited an older Honduran man who had immigrated to California a few years prior. We saw him kind of hanging around awkwardly and when we invited him over he told us it was his first time there. He had a strong accent, and a lot of that machismo you see expressed in South American masculinity. He was all like, "I'm not gay, I'm a man." I got up to use the bathroom and check my voicemails, and when I got back one of my buddy's was explaining the Kinsey Scale and he was just nodding along with the most engaged look I had ever seen someone express. Five minutes later he was shoving $1's down the tiger print underwear of the gogo boy who dances lazily on the 3' by 3' platform near the dance floor. Like it just clicked in his head that he could be mostly gay, or just a little gay, and then he went full bore and was totally into it. He just needed to hear from an extremely feminine man that it wasn't a binary option to get completely on board with it.
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It's fun knowing that you just had time to tell that story while simultaneously in the trump thread you're explaining how stock options work in careful excruciating detail while the conversation moves 1000 miles per hour, and still managing to snipe double posts in there too
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cumshitter posted:It's a nice gay bar filled with friendly people and plenty of straight folk go there. I'm sure it is, I'm just surprised it's a real address.
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