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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Plague Doctor Who, travels through time to infect poor people

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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

https://mobile.twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1203940035210428417

ThEyRe BoTh ThE SaMe

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013





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Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
A couple of tools for the last week:

Who can I vote for - https://whocanivotefor.co.uk - Enter your postcode and it will tell you the candidates you can vote for in your area

Where do I vote - https://wheredoivote.co.uk - Same deal and for most constituencies it will tell you where your polling station is (this is dependent on whether the local councils have provided the information publicly, if they haven't it will give you a phone number for that council to follow up)

There's also an election super widget that combines both WhoCanIVoteFor and WhereCanIVote that you can embed into any website you have the computer janitor keys for

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Apraxin posted:



C'mon lads and lasses, we can still make this real, we can still help Chairman Corbyn put a giant flag that says LABOUR on top of Westminster Palace.

Corbyn is the true gammon*! Look how red we made him! :argh:




*The only truly racist word, so don't use it, snowflake millenials!

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron



Loving the 10:1 ratio.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Jeremy destroys the Anglican church, leaving moderate Brits spiritually homeless.

The Deleter
May 22, 2010
Today I learnt my cool Irish history teacher from secondary school is running for the green party in my constituency! :psyduck:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Camrath posted:

Loving the 10:1 ratio.

Watching Kuenssberg eat poo poo if Corbyn gets in would be pretty great. She looked aghast in 2017 :getin:

Azza Bamboo posted:

Jeremy destroys the Anglican church, leaving moderate Brits spiritually homeless.

Inshallah.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Pesky Splinter posted:

Watching Kuenssberg eat poo poo if Corbyn gets in would be pretty great. She looked aghast in 2017 :getin:


Inshallah.

I still maintain the best would be not watching her do anything, ever again. (Due to becoming persona non grata professionally and ending up reduced to writing click bait listicles for pennies, before anyone puts words in my mouth)

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/Jack_Blanchard_/status/1203937775122300928

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Tesseraction posted:

Someone told me this thread is taking the black pill this morning. First of all the black people should mean ANARCHY. Second of all I feel ya, it's nerve-wracking as we are now 96 hours away from socialism or barbarism.

I've painted my spiked road warrior armour People's Red so I'm ready for either outcome.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

Even The Last Leg (whose subtitles for every episode I assume say AlL SidEs aRe aS BAd as eaCH OtHeR) called that poo poo out.

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!


Man's turning into The Penguin in real time

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013





Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
I know that place, it's Grimsby fish market.

I don't think Boris' deal gives us the fisheries back though? Besides the main issue in Grimsby is the social deprivation and grandstanding about the old fishing days doesn't really cut it.

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

ThomasPaine posted:

That survation poll has really thrown me lads and I'm dangerously close to despair. Someone please provide a reassuring counterpoint...


Polls attempt to measure people switching their vote between parties. In a normal election, this works pretty well.

Rightly or wrongly, this election Labour have put nearly 100% of their efforts not into trying to switch voters to them, but into turnout measure; getting non-voters to vote.

Because turnout can only be assumed, not measured, this means that no one will know how well it has worked until the 12th. Labour could be on track for a 100 seat majority, or about to collapse to 100 seats. Either way, the polls, even the fair ones, would be about where they are now.

So get out there and campaign hard, and in the absolute worst case we will have found out something worth knowing about whether that strategy works.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

radmonger posted:

Polls attempt to measure people switching their vote between parties. In a normal election, this works pretty well.

Rightly or wrongly, this election Labour have put nearly 100% of their efforts not into trying to switch voters to them, but into turnout measure; getting non-voters to vote.

Because turnout can only be assumed, not measured, this means that no one will know how well it has worked until the 12th. Labour could be on track for a 100 seat majority, or about to collapse to 100 seats. Either way, the polls, even the fair ones, would be about where they are now.

So get out there and campaign hard, and in the absolute worst case we will have found out something worth knowing about whether that strategy works.

Hey this is a pretty good post by r-- *spit-takes, pops monocle* who are you and what have you done with the real radmonger

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


In 2017 Labour came just 800k votes shy of the total that gave Blair his 97 landslide. Millions upon millions of people are going to be voting Labour, regardless of how our stupid electoral system makes things shake out. Whatever happens, stay angry and keep demanding a voice in parliament. They are literally relying on the 'cult of Corbyn' being a passing fad.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

In 2017 Labour came just 800k votes shy of the total that gave Blair his 97 landslide. Millions upon millions of people are going to be voting Labour, regardless of how our stupid electoral system makes things shake out. Whatever happens, stay angry and keep demanding a voice in parliament. They are literally relying on the 'cult of Corbyn' being a passing fad.

Hence that Spectator article seen in screenshot a page or so back gleefully declaring this "the death throes of Corbynism"

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lmao just had it pointed out to me I said "black people" instead of "black pill" in my first post this morning

this is your brain on Stagecoach Buses

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/BBCkatyaadler/status/1203975930936483841

interesting thread in response to Rishi Sunak bullshitting about a trade deal by the end of 2020

Chuff McNothing
Sep 9, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
a proper bbc editor?

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Regardless of whether the polls are right or not you shouldn't be staking your self worth or mental health on the outcome of a national election that you ultimately do not have much control over. It will be bad if the Tories win but you should keep living and doing your best to mitigate the consequences. No-one said that effecting genuine societal change would be quick or easy.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Chuff McNothing posted:

a proper bbc editor?

She's based in Europe and thus can report facts without the usual oval office brigade tapping her on the shoulder.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Regardless of whether the polls are right or not you shouldn't be staking your self worth or mental health on the outcome of a national election that you ultimately do not have much control over. It will be bad if the Tories win but you should keep living and doing your best to mitigate the consequences. No-one said that effecting genuine societal change would be quick or easy.

It's worth knowing your strategy if things go badly on Thursday - for me, I'll just be going on a solid break from politics for a month or two and maybe a social media break too

Heck, might do that even if we win

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Do the people panicking at the polls imagine that if labour were ahead the polls would actually reflect that? Why?

Even if they had the methodology to capture that, which they don't, they'd just be correcting them because to them its an impossibility.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

mfcrocker posted:

It's worth knowing your strategy if things go badly on Thursday - for me, I'll just be going on a solid break

A militia you say?







Obviously this is a joke hello MI5 spook we are a joke forum and if you take this seriously you're wasting your time.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Communist Thoughts posted:

Do the people panicking at the polls imagine that if labour were ahead the polls would actually reflect that? Why?

Even if they had the methodology to capture that, which they don't, they'd just be correcting them because to them its an impossibility.

I don't want to UnSkeW tHe PoLlS but I am taking them with several heaps of salt after last time. Still have a dark feeling at the top of my stomach about them being roughly correct.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

quote:

McDonnell says the Labour’s opponents hate the people of this country.

quote:

There will always be those at the top who will do anything to stop us - we’ve seen character assassinations, lies and smears taken to a new level ...

When they attack me, or Jeremy, we know it’s not really about us. It’s about you, they hate the people of this country.

They think – and I quote the prime minister – that you’re drunk and criminal, they hate the idea you might dream of a better life. They hate the idea you might want real change in how things have been done for so long, and a say in how things are done in future.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Whatever happens I'm going to see how deep into a bottle of whisky I can get

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

quote:

John McDonnell is now taking questions.

Q: Are you saying there are four days to save the planet?

McDonnell says the country is facing twin emergencies; the climate crisis, and a social emergency.

He refers to the boy forced to sleep on the floor of a hospital. That is why this election is about saving the NHS, he says.

And he says our grandchildren will not forgive us if we do not address the climate crisis.

Q: Would you definitely vote remain in a future referendum?

McDonnell says he cannot see a better deal than remain, but when Labour does bring its new Brexit deal back, he will make his assessment of it then.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ThomasPaine posted:

Whatever happens I'm going to see how deep into a bottle of whisky I can get

please do not do this, a fleshlight is safer

Archaeology Hat
Aug 10, 2009

ThomasPaine posted:

Whatever happens I'm going to see how deep into a bottle of whisky I can get

I've taken Thursday and Friday off work and given I'm meeting a friend for drinks Friday I think I'm just going to be constantly drunk through to Saturday morning whatever happens.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




:siren: Attention activists and shitposters :siren:

Lots of videos clipped by Momentum folks for easy sharing.

Chuff McNothing
Sep 9, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I have my work christmas do on thursday. That'll be a fun one

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

For those curious, this is the story about the boy sleeping on the floor: https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co...ck-beds-1334909



:smith:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Motivational article:

https://salvage.zone/articles/gently caress-boris-save-the-nhs/

quote:

gently caress Boris, Save the NHS
by Duncan Thomas | December 8, 2019


“The main thing I’m concerned about is that schools and universities are indoctrinating students about the Empire. They say it was just bad.”

When she answered the phone, I thought Kimberly at number 58 would be pretty difficult to talk round. Half an hour later, I’d learned that she’s a retired nurse who once considered herself a socialist; she’s concerned about her daughter’s tuition fees. We agree that the Tories don’t care if we burn in our houses. She will consider voting Labour.

“I don’t want to talk about it. I’m sick of being lied to. None of them mean anything they say.”

John at number 39 is angry and nearly slams the door; he’s not going to vote. We talk for fifteen minutes. He’s unemployed and will soon lose his home because of the bedroom tax. He wants Brexit at any cost and will probably vote for Boris. Does he want it more than he wants to stay in his home? We agree that the Tories don’t care if we die on the street. He holds his thumb and finger a millimetre apart: he’s this close to voting Labour.

“I’ve voted all my life for Labour, but never for that man. I’ll never vote for Corbyn”.

David and his wife are both elderly; they are considering voting for the local independent candidate, a man who has faced over two dozen charges of child molestation. Do you hate Corbyn more than you need the NHS? Because, to be blunt with you, that’s the decision you have to make. We agree that the Tories don’t care if we die waiting for a hospital appointment. He will seriously think about voting Labour.

“I don’t have time for this. Honestly, they’re all as bad as each other. Nothing ever changes”.

Her young son answers the door first. She asks him to turn the telly down. Twenty minutes later we agree that Labour councils are generally awful, and that the Tories don’t care if our children grow up without enough food to eat. She will vote Labour.

Sutton-in-Ashfield is an ex-mining town. There used to be a large brewery. It’s now the constituency with the highest support for No Deal anywhere in the UK. Everyone has a dog. A lot of people are quite old.

The most common response to a door knock or a phone call is bitterness and disillusionment, sometimes inflected with aggression.

People do not want to talk.

People say they don’t care about politics, but they do: they care about their houses and their roads and their schools and their hospitals.

People know and understand more than you might think they do.

There is a residual working class culture and sensibility. You can be blunt and straightforward and honest with people, and if you refuse to give up until they slam the door in your face, you can make an impact. The older women start calling you “duck”.

Use swear words. Talk about class politics. Talk about the Tories not as your opponents, but as your enemies. Because they are, and everyone loving knows it. Boris Johnson is a blathering moron who couldn’t give a poo poo about how you live, or how you die.

You can see people’s faces change. They are shocked that someone is speaking to them like this on the doorstep. They agree. They reassure me that there is a solid majority in this country for a decent and humane and caring society, even if you have to dig a little to get there.

We all hate the Lib Dems.

Don’t walk away the first time someone says they don’t want to talk. Be confident in the politics you’re representing. Rip Tony Blair to shreds; what exactly the gently caress was the Labour Party for until Corbyn came along? Don’t stop talking until people shut the door in your face. It doesn’t actually take that long to go from someone not wanting to give you the time of day to them giving you a big smile as you wish them solidarity and a nice evening. You too, duck. gently caress Boris, save the NHS.

I’m not confident we’ll win this, and I’m even less confident about what happens if we do. But I know what happens if we lose, and so do people here.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Chuff McNothing posted:

I have my work christmas do on thursday. That'll be a fun one

Ours is Friday so I flat refused to go. I intend to be fully hungover or even still drunk from either celebrating or commiserating by then.

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Chuff McNothing
Sep 9, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My weekend will be filled with twilight imperium so I have a culture war to distract me from the culture war

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