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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - Counterpoint: you can have a lot of fun with gay balls, and
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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/1203894153454612480?s=21

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/angryrobotbooks/status/1203590387417387008

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Mr.Radar posted:

https://twitter.com/americanmcgee/status/1203120364135387136
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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1203452480039915527?s=21

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/hermit_hwarang/status/1203937291900555265?s=19

* # ? Dec 9, 2019 09:17
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uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/604761050857095168

I wish I could rewind my thoughts to about two minutes ago to figure out what reminded me of this tweet. Insane that there's a bunch of neurons in my head that exist solely for it. I'm not high

* # ? Dec 9, 2019 11:43
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Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

uvar posted:

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/604761050857095168

I wish I could rewind my thoughts to about two minutes ago to figure out what reminded me of this tweet. Insane that there's a bunch of neurons in my head that exist solely for it. I'm not high

Old classics and hidden gems are always welcome here

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/biarcolossus/status/1203695780877545472?s=21

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 https://twitter.com/jazzemu_/status/1202581625453850625

Super interesting thread!

* # ? Dec 9, 2019 16:31
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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

 Request: looking for the Twitter thread that talks about the medieval Catholic Church's theories about how cannibalized people reincarnate by bursting out of their cannibal's bodies like an alien chestburster during the 2nd coming of Christ.

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/jazzemu_/status/1202581625453850625

Super interesting thread!

I went through this the other night and almost died laughing...totally lost it at Mambo No. 1

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Phil Moscowitz posted:

I went through this the other night and almost died laughing...totally lost it at Mambo No. 1

The Cher poo poo omg

* # ? Dec 9, 2019 17:22
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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

zoux posted:

The Cher poo poo omg

I truly think this type of poo poo is what Twitter exists for

* # ? Dec 9, 2019 17:26
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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1203900924248436737

I thought kids today were all about eating rear end

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/jazzemu_/status/1202581625453850625

Super interesting thread!

https://twitter.com/jazzemu_/status/1203707459363319814?s=19

* # ? Dec 9, 2019 17:39
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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1204068431454232580

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://mobile.twitter.com/neoliberal_dad/status/1203729239528345601

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/njgov/status/1202987038217265152?s=21

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

zoux posted:

The Cher poo poo omg

...is that not the normal lyrics or something?

e: oh you meant waaay back

* # ? Dec 9, 2019 20:05
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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1204132723599773696

Hmmm is there a way for me to five star this Uber guy

* # ? Dec 9, 2019 21:20
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1204133898143305730?s=20

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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1204143592177991682

https://twitter.com/John_Fogerty/status/1204139597464080384

https://twitter.com/CincinnatiZoo/status/1204137812980830208

https://twitter.com/sindarknave/status/1204133220075180033

https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1204141579314876416

* # ? Dec 9, 2019 22:22
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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 https://twitter.com/Pizza_Suplex/status/973593074055172098

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/FreddieCampion/status/1203113822552129536?s=19

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Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Warren Ellis has said that people have asked him who specifically Smiler is based off of, because they remind him of (insert psychopath fuled by ambition and ego here). Lots assumed it was Tony Blair, then some thought it was a shot at John Kerry, and so on.

But I think he said it's not any one politician, more the archetype that we se all too often.

The Beast however is 100% Richard Nixon.

It's like how you can find extremely Trump esque figures in old works from Phillip K Dick, Gore Vidal and JG Ballard. Vidal's even specified how weirdly small the guy's hands were.

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runchild
May 26, 2010

420 smoke 🎨artisanal🍑 melange erryday

MizPiz posted:

https://twitter.com/FreddieCampion/status/1203113822552129536?s=19

Definitely assumed that was Ted Cruz until I read it.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Snowman_McK posted:

It's like how you can find extremely Trump esque figures in old works from Phillip K Dick, Gore Vidal and JG Ballard. Vidal's even specified how weirdly small the guy's hands were.

Don't sleep on Prexy from John Brunner's The Sheep Look Up.

* # ? Dec 10, 2019 06:22
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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

 Just read Octavia Butler's Parable Of The Sower/ Talents. Those books are basically prophecy.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/ed_solomon/status/1204230197056278530?s=19

* # ? Dec 10, 2019 08:31
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Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/kunert_ebooks/status/1204303793535381505?s=19

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Greatbacon posted:

https://twitter.com/kunert_ebooks/status/1204303793535381505?s=19
Surprised there's only one tweet telling them to auction it for charity, that's genuine history right there

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

zoux posted:

The Cher poo poo omg

I can’t believe that worked

Can someone explain 1940 John Smith’s to me

Like is that a reference to someone

* # ? Dec 10, 2019 16:02
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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

I can’t believe that worked

Can someone explain 1940 John Smith’s to me

Like is that a reference to someone

No but there were a lot of Nazi friendly Brits at the time, such as the former king

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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

 https://twitter.com/joshbythesea/status/1204357291266527236

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 I warned you that Nerds represented a slippery slope towards the ropification of all foods

* # ? Dec 10, 2019 16:34
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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/griffposting/status/1204080494675021825?s=21

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

 Jon Bois is cheating for any "post something good" thread, but

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1204418393262002177

I cannot stop giggling at this

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/hamillhimself/status/1204367598101639169?s=21

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 Shameful to show such a lack of respect to the material.

https://twitter.com/scumbelievable/status/1198645420706152448

zoux has a new favorite as of 19:09 on Dec 10, 2019

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/1204215797452824577?s=19

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