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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Foul Ole Ron posted:

Is it just me, but based on the phone grabbing situation and how nervous he looks and how he's avoiding all public appearances...

He looks like he's bricking it.

What's not being said here, is Labour closer?

I reckon it's partly because he didn't know how to handle it - he sticks to this tedious script all of us can probably repeat in our sleep now, but he didn't have a pivot for this so he just did the equivalent of sticking his fingers in his ears

he bought himself a bit of time by snatching the phone in a panic, and when he brought it out he was less shook and had a line that covered basic sympathy and segueing into his FUNDING OUR NHS line. He also had to handwave it away and say most people have a great time in hospital though so he still blew it, but his mind was a blank before, real deer in the headlights stuff



for a change, mouse tax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htkR3mDZMgY

mouses getting better housing than tory britain

baka kaba fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Dec 9, 2019

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Probably 700+ in Stroud. Not bad for a little town.

mediadave
Sep 8, 2011

sebzilla posted:

Probably 700+ in Stroud. Not bad for a little town.

700+ what?

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot
Degrees. loving climate change.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
ahahahaha what the gently caress the dude brushes past an outstretched hand who's owner is looking the other way, and every major media outlet immediately reports that as 'matt hancock aide punched' because the Tories told them to

it's so, so blatant, how the gently caress can they get away with this

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

OwlFancier posted:

Ok look it's literally the opposite of what I said but it's still labour's fault.
https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1204091610843226112

:cop: Feelin' a little more cooperative are ya now, sonny? You should be careful, or I might charge you with assaulting my boot with your face...

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Bardeh posted:

how the gently caress can they get away with this

Repeatedly and brazenly. Depressing, isn’t it. I know it’s not how we do things but my list of “necks wot want snipping” is getting really long.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
The graun is furiously rewriting their hit piece. Shame that the original headline remains in the URL https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/09/matt-hancock-adviser-assaulted-during-leeds-hospital-campaign-visit



Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Sanford posted:

Repeatedly and brazenly. Depressing, isn’t it. I know it’s not how we do things but my list of “necks wot want snipping” is getting really long.

But it's coming to an end. That's why they're all getting so blatant and desperate.

They're terrified :newdanger: :getin: :yeshaha:


sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


mediadave posted:

700+ what?

People out to see Corbs

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

lol she actually deleted it, maybe she realises she's hosed it

e: this one's gone too

Apraxin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1204081849183678465
‘Labour say Thing A didn’t happen, BUT we have evidence of Thing B’

Aghhhhgghghhghhh

bet they think that makes it all better

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

sebzilla posted:

People out to see Corbs

Hearing Labour paid taxi fares for 700+ momentum thugtivists to go to Stroud and intimidate everyone.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



XMNN posted:

lol she actually deleted it, maybe she realises she's hosed it

e: this one's gone too


bet they think that makes it all better

first deleted tweet was at 4:31PM

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Apraxin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1204081849183678465
‘Labour say Thing A didn’t happen, BUT we have evidence of Thing B’

Aghhhhgghghhghhh

Wahey, this is gone too now.

Made a slight tactical error, Paul? :D

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Aaaand twitter has got a hold of it.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
went to see if Matt Hancock had said anything (if he has, he's already deleted it) and saw he retweeted this
https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1204002293428953088

still dining out on it after 10 years

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

nice of Labour to shell out for a taxi for that guy with a bike though, the luxury communism has already begun

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Finally got my first bit of election literature through the door today (from the Brexit Party, in my extremely safe Labour and extremely pro-Remain seat) and my cat showed some admirable praxis:

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

XMNN posted:

went to see if Matt Hancock had said anything (if he has, he's already deleted it) and saw he retweeted this
https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1204002293428953088

still dining out on it after 10 years

I really hope the guy who wrote that note feels loving bad about it

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

RabidWeasel posted:

I really hope the guy who wrote that note feels loving bad about it

he ended up unsealing the corbyn though, so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
Dan Hodges: idiot pretending to be a moron or just a moron?
https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1203951255850229760?s=20

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
Chaos with Ed Milliband world:

"Tory SpAd headbutts Labour protestor"

Utterly, utterly infuriating.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Screenshot of deleted LauraK Tory propaganda tweet:

https://twitter.com/bluecatsarah/status/1204089014443270144?s=20

MrBadidea
Apr 1, 2009
I had not one, but two of the exact same leaflet from my local (ex) brexit party candidate.

Firstly, because I'm in Hoyles constituency, this brexit party clown has had to not run under their name but as an independent, and half the leaflet is trying to bang a drum over "The speaker is poo poo, you want actual representation!!!" (lol).

Secondly, I had myself a big loving chuckle because I thought it was kind of a joke at first, that he'd just smashed brexit into the middle of his name at the top of the thing so you knew what he was gunning at. But no, this absolute believer had his name changed to Mark Brexit-Smith. So that you know what he's about on the day.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

stev posted:

Wait, how is a subscription model different to a licence fee, other than the fact that some are exempt from paying (which could easily be done for a subscription too)?
They can't have people chucked in jail for not being able to prove they weren't watching.


Foul Ole Ron posted:

True.. But he looks really rattled.

Look i just smell more than the usual tory rats nest here.
I mean there is the cartel of sociopaths betting 8 billion on no-deal brexit, i'd imagine his 'dead in a ditch' line might have actually been a coded cry for help.

Which we will gleefully ignore as he is torn apart by the hounds.


mediaphage posted:

Politico is AMAing the election and I found this interesting:
This is great because I've spent most of today trying to find all of the local Lib Dem's facebook ads and replying with a shitload of carefully worded polls.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

mediaphage posted:

Politico is AMAing the election and I found this interesting:

This must just be HQ spends. Our CLP alone have spent over £500 so far on FB ads and I'm sure we're not the only ones!


LauraK chat:

https://twitter.com/bluecatsarah/status/1204089014443270144?s=20

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider



"Boris, are you touching me?"

"Me too! How are you even touching me there? I thought you were holding the camera!"

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


RabidWeasel posted:

I really hope the guy who wrote that note feels loving bad about it

It was a longstanding tradition for outgoing cabinet ministers to leave a note for their successor. I think historically they were advisory but over time they became a bit more jokey. Sharing this note sincerely was one of the more dirty tricks the Tories pulled, despite ostensibly being the party of :decorum:

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Finally got my first bit of election literature through the door today (from the Brexit Party, in my extremely safe Labour and extremely pro-Remain seat) and my cat showed some admirable praxis:



Pop it in the litter tray.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
I don't think I've ever seen a UK election get this nasty, there's some serious poo poo being thrown around that will never be forgotten.

mediadave
Sep 8, 2011

RabidWeasel posted:

I really hope the guy who wrote that note feels loving bad about it

Yeah, he felt pretty bad

Liam Byrne says he considered throwing himself off a cliff after leaving Treasury 'no money' note
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/12/liam-byrne-says-he-considered-throwing-himself-off-a-cliff-after/

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

MrBadidea posted:

I had not one, but two of the exact same leaflet from my local (ex) brexit party candidate.

Firstly, because I'm in Hoyles constituency, this brexit party clown has had to not run under their name but as an independent, and half the leaflet is trying to bang a drum over "The speaker is poo poo, you want actual representation!!!" (lol).

Secondly, I had myself a big loving chuckle because I thought it was kind of a joke at first, that he'd just smashed brexit into the middle of his name at the top of the thing so you knew what he was gunning at. But no, this absolute believer had his name changed to Mark Brexit-Smith. So that you know what he's about on the day.

He's a Brexitsmith? Make that man Brexit Secretary now! :shepface:

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I know someone mentioned about Portsmouth South election stuff, and they've just asked for help on election day from 8am as well as in Southampton Itchen. Looks like they've abandoned the north of the city

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1204100056762265600?s=20

https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1204093877193445377?s=20

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Dec 9, 2019

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

dispatch_async posted:

The graun is furiously rewriting their hit piece. Shame that the original headline remains in the URL https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/09/matt-hancock-adviser-assaulted-during-leeds-hospital-campaign-visit





its evolved again

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1204105643424206849?s=20

still no apology

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Two relatively obscure questions that I'm having trouble breaking into chunks that Google can understand, and maybe someone here knows the answers to:

1) I know that the Tories boundary review is now dependent on the number of registered voters in a constituency, *not* the population (itself a neat bit of gerrymandering), but does anyone know if that's those registered to vote *and* eligible to vote in a GE (i.e. excluding EU residents) or if it's all registered to vote? Strongly suspect the former for obvious gerrymandering reasons, but would like to know for certain.

2) I'm sure I read somewhere that all parties get one free mailshot (free as in delivered by the Royal Mail, obviously they still have to print them etc) - is this true?

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
The progression of those headlines proves bullying the media works

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Actually.

https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/1204089329599078402

The queen's still dead. We have seen the whatsapp chat.

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Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

The skies will fall onto the Earth before she will apologize.

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