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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

zoux posted:

What’s hental

Nothing, what’s hental with you

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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


zoux posted:

What’s hental

What's Lodine

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Lodine these balls into your mouf hahaha

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

theflyingorc posted:

ligma balls lol

I can't not read this phrase in Falco's voice.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

zoux posted:

What’s hental

If you have to ask...

...

uh

...

good for you.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

zoux posted:

WTF this guy's been stealing masturbation valor for 2500 years

There's a strong argument to be made that Sodom and Gomorrah's sin was more attempting to rape strangers than homosexuality.

Christianity was a mistake.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89KcuiXDKb4

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

foobardog posted:

There's a strong argument to be made that Sodom and Gomorrah's sin was more attempting to rape strangers than homosexuality.

Christianity was a mistake.

The argument being "actually read the loving bible"


quote:

Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Actually reading the Bible is like the least Christian thing you can do.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Read Jude 1:7, it's pretty clear it was sex stuff.

(Strange flesh, sarkos heteras in Greek, could mean same-sex, could mean rape, could also mean sex with angels, since the preceding verse could refer to Genesis 6:1-4, where such relations led to in the abomination Nephilim and thus the Flood - but later, the hit series of dungeon crawlers.)

zoux has a new favorite as of 02:09 on Dec 10, 2019

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Gum posted:

The argument being "actually read the loving bible"

Bad news about "detestable things" in your quote

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Bombadilillo posted:

Bad news about "detestable things" in your quote

Is it my posts

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

zoux posted:

Is it my posts

All our posts are detestable to the LORD

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Become a nazi. It's great.

"How so?"

You get prostate cancer at 25 from never having sex or jerking off. Also you're mad at everything 24/7 and you have to listen to Ben Shapiro's helium voice. Also Facebook will never lock your account.
you can't believe this

you earnestly cannot.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
anyone getting super defensive about people NOT jerking off or watching porn probably needs to take a look inwards

anything that produces instant feedback of enormous dopamine is dopamine you can no longer use for higher, self actualized activities (which is whatever). porn is no different in this way from hyper palatable junk food or recreational drugs.

fair enough that drugs and mcdonalds are dummy rad, but i'd never be taken aback because someone wants to cut back on weed or french fries.

and yeah, women are abused, not that i give a poo poo in a keeps me up at night kind of way but still. i fully support people who want to jerk off and/or watch porn less. I've gotten good results from it and it's truly the least despicable thing about fascists.

bottom text:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Quote your sources

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Bombadilillo posted:

Bad news about "detestable things" in your quote

There's multiple interpretations of it. One of the weird things that happened is some people laser focused on the gay part and ignored the people getting called out specifically for being dicks. I mean, their sin was basically "yes." Meanwhile, gay or not, if somebody's response to "hey, visitors" is "lol gonna rape them. Oh they're angels? Even better, never boinked an angel before" they're probably not good people.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
^^^ lmao at that incel that ignores actual science and doesn't crank his hog because he believes it gives him magic nazi powers

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


ToxicSlurpee posted:

Oh they're angels? Even better, never boinked an angel before

ok but honestly are you telling me you do not want to gently caress an angel. not even once?


wait

can angels consent

what is the philosophical status on that

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Reminder that the story of Gomorrah is that everyone was doing gay poo poo and probably stuff involving pee and feet and poop and God let it slide for centuries but when two angels showed up and the whole city went into turbo-rape-mode THAT'S when God stepped in with a big ol' "NOW WAIT A loving MINUTE"

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

alexandriao posted:

ok but honestly are you telling me you do not want to gently caress an angel. not even once?


wait

can angels consent

what is the philosophical status on that


That's how we got the Nephilim

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

alexandriao posted:

ok but honestly are you telling me you do not want to gently caress an angel. not even once?


wait

can angels consent

what is the philosophical status on that

I don't think so, if I remember my Christian mythology correctly, Lucifer got thrown out partially because he was "hey, you gave humans free will, why not us?"

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
If you take the bible at face value,

- raping your slaves is extremely good
- raping women is cool if you pay their dads
- abortion is fine
- slavery is fine
- abortion from rape is very good
- regular abortion is fine
- gay sex is about the same as eating shrimp
- murder is okay if there's a caveat
- forcibly circumcising your enemies whips rear end
- taxes are good
- rich people go directly to hell, no exception
- DON'T YOU loving DARE RAPE AN ANGEL

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Heath posted:

That's how we got the Nephilim

Wait. Gay angel rape is responsible for Diablo 3?

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

^^^ lmao at that incel that ignores actual science and doesn't crank his hog because he believes it gives him magic nazi powers
socialist volcel thanks
it's not magic. you just give more of a poo poo when you dont have an easy cop out. it's almost common sense. if you can cum on demand you have much less incentive to do anything difficult like cultivate a trying relationship with a meat person. when you can get high on demand why do anything but chill and zone out. a lot of people dont care about tackling fulfilling and extensive projects that give their life a sense of meaning. but if you do, cutting out easy dopamine hits means increased sensitivity to the small drips of happy juice you 'could' experience by 'doing work' and other otherwise unpleasant things. any drug user is also familiar with how strong that first weed hit is after a month of tolerance-break. not jerking off then having real sex produces that same pleasure increase

Heath posted:

Quote your sources
im not here to convert anyone, but here's a great start.
https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/relevant-research-and-articles-about-the-studies/brain-studies-on-porn-users-sex-addicts/#brain

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

foobardog posted:

I don't think so, if I remember my Christian mythology correctly, Lucifer got thrown out partially because he was "hey, you gave humans free will, why not us?"

God is the ultimate boss

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
stop letting nazis own good or neutral ideas dummies.


the word cuck? smash hit. imagine a world where only nazis could call people cucks, an awful world.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Reminder that the story of Gomorrah is that everyone was doing gay poo poo and probably stuff involving pee and feet and poop and God let it slide for centuries but when two angels showed up and the whole city went into turbo-rape-mode THAT'S when God stepped in with a big ol' "NOW WAIT A loving MINUTE"

Gen 18:17

God was gonna destroy before he sent Angels.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

If you take the bible at face value,

- raping your slaves is extremely good
- raping women is cool if you pay their dads
- abortion is fine
- slavery is fine
- abortion from rape is very good
- regular abortion is fine
- gay sex is about the same as eating shrimp
- murder is okay if there's a caveat
- forcibly circumcising your enemies whips rear end
- taxes are good
- rich people go directly to hell, no exception
- DON'T YOU loving DARE RAPE AN ANGEL

also you're not allowed to eat shrimp

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pastry of the Year posted:

also you're not allowed to eat shrimp

THE BIBLE IS ANTI-GOUT O_o

ThingOne
Jul 30, 2011



Would you like some tofu?


You can but only if they're unleavened.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


foobardog posted:

I don't think so, if I remember my Christian mythology correctly, Lucifer got thrown out partially because he was "hey, you gave humans free will, why not us?"

Could you interpret that as like, a lackey asking for a vacation or choice over the orders they are given, or the ability to opt out.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Amateur Saboteur posted:

socialist volcel thanks
it's not magic. you just give more of a poo poo when you dont have an easy cop out. it's almost common sense. if you can cum on demand you have much less incentive to do anything difficult like cultivate a trying relationship with a meat person. when you can get high on demand why do anything but chill and zone out. a lot of people dont care about tackling fulfilling and extensive projects that give their life a sense of meaning. but if you do, cutting out easy dopamine hits means increased sensitivity to the small drips of happy juice you 'could' experience by 'doing work' and other otherwise unpleasant things. any drug user is also familiar with how strong that first weed hit is after a month of tolerance-break. not jerking off then having real sex produces that same pleasure increase

Sorry females/ gaymales, i cranked my hog and have no reason now to form ANY KIND OF RELATIONSHIP with you. You're a loving weirdo, people don't make relationships just to have sex.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

God is the ultimate boss



The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Madam, I have never and will never cum.

I wish to cultivate you.

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Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Turtlicious posted:

Sorry females/ gaymales, i cranked my hog and have no reason now to form ANY KIND OF RELATIONSHIP with you. You're a loving weirdo, people don't make relationships just to have sex.
that's not what i said and you knew that before your post. but, also some people absolutely do that, I know several.

dopamine detox, which encompasses not only sex/porn, but drugs, junk food, or anything that quickly can change your mood to the point that millions cope with any amount of stress by turning to them, improves every aspect of life. i weep for the addict that cannot even detect his cage.

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