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Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

The gently caress you looking at? Keep swaddling.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Chair In A Basket posted:

i don't care that everyone else in the thread hates him that man is a saint

I will literally fihgt anyone who hates him, Pangzai or that teacup guy. They will hvae to pay my airfare though

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Nenonen posted:

Central Europeans used to be very straight forward of what the Reason for the Season ought to be:







"let Satan take all our children away so He can then seduce our women!"

Sexy bondage Krampus doing the ahago(spelling?) Face slays me.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011




born a couple of days ago and already sick of this bullshit

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

cock hero flux posted:

born a couple of days ago and already sick of this bullshit

Baby's been studying the cat, finds commonality, starts making cat faces. "Do you have to watch while I poop?!"

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


LifeSunDeath posted:

RBF: Resting Baby Face
e,fb

Anybody would look like this if their name was luna musa. Lmao.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
That's my face when I tell you I love you so it checks out.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Looks like one of those fake babies crazy people buy when their actual baby dies.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kharmakazy posted:

Looks like one of those fake babies crazy people buy when their actual baby dies.

Glad it wasn't just me, I had to look twice to see that the expression changed a bit between photos.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Son of Rodney posted:

Anybody would look like this if their name was luna musa. Lmao.

Yeah, over here it translates to The Moon Mouse so they have every right to be pissy.

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed

kiimo posted:

who knew push in your stool had a THIRD meaning


An awkward trip to the hospital?

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

Lodin posted:

Yeah, over here it translates to The Moon Mouse so they have every right to be pissy.

You name your kid "Moon Mouse" in a foreign tongue and don't go for "Muad'Dib"? Shameful.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Nenonen posted:

Central Europeans used to be very straight forward of what the Reason for the Season ought to be:







"let Satan take all our children away so He can then seduce our women!"

I googled this because it was entirely new to me and wow, these people do not gently caress around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFraABCZHWg

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I sent one of the horrible Krampus pictures to an Austrian guy I used to know and typed “May you not be condemned soon” and it turns out someone else has that number now and they are angry

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

freeedr posted:

I sent one of the horrible Krampus pictures to an Austrian guy I used to know and typed “May you not be condemned soon” and it turns out someone else has that number now and they are angry

Excellent av / post agreement. How long did they stay mad for?

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

freeedr posted:

I sent one of the horrible Krampus pictures to an Austrian guy I used to know and typed “May you not be condemned soon” and it turns out someone else has that number now and they are angry

:justpost:

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Imagine being mad about Krampus, the dude seems pretty loving cool.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

8 planets and 1 special planet would be more polite :pluto:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

You know what, ever since I found out that Pluto was smaller than the dang moon, I've been onto its bullshit.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Our moon is big and powerful, you know, for a moon.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

zoux posted:

You know what, ever since I found out that Pluto was smaller than the dang moon, I've been onto its bullshit.

And theres other transNeptunian objects about the same size. It's just different than other "planets" which should be distinguished by rocky and gaseous planets anyway

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Phlegmish posted:

Our moon is big and powerful, you know, for a moon.

Actually our moon is a dogshit big rock that can suck my dick and I want to trade it for Io or Titan. Hell, I'll even accept Mimas, even if Disney would own it now.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Our moon doesn't even have Martians on it. We got the shittiest moon.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Word is, a cruise to Uranus is just the place for depravity at zero gravity.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

For the love of all that is good and pure in this world, make sure you have your sound on.

https://twitter.com/AtsukoComedy/status/1202042812562149376

If I had to sit through this song every Christrian Youth meeting in highschool then so do you goons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8w

I'm a Ruff Ryder filled with Christ's love
so come over here and give me that Christian Side Hug

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

zoux posted:

Actually our moon is a dogshit big rock that can suck my dick and I want to trade it for Io or Titan. Hell, I'll even accept Mimas, even if Disney would own it now.

Wouldn't we become a satellite of Titan?

tbh that would loving own and i guarantee we'd be settling it right now if that were the case (plus our tides would probably be loving insane compared to now)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Your Gay Uncle posted:

If I had to sit through this song every Christrian Youth meeting in highschool then so do you goons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8w

I'm a Ruff Ryder filled with Christ's love
so come over here and give me that Christian Side Hug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8P1oGF2nnA

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

We're like 3x as big as Titan my dude. The biggest moon is Ganymede but again, just a big ole rock of bullshit that can gently caress off into the sun for all I care

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Your Gay Uncle posted:

I'm a Ruff Ryder filled with Christ's love
so come over here and give me that Christian Side Hug


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YGu4zQgTvg&t=65s

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Oh y'all want to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D5148rRIkw

the Axel Rose fist bump at the end always kills me

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

zoux posted:

We're like 3x as big as Titan my dude. The biggest moon is Ganymede but again, just a big ole rock of bullshit that can gently caress off into the sun for all I care

Oh i had that the other way around lol

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Is that baby related to Ice Cube

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Is that baby related to Ice Cube

Oh, all babies look the same to you, huh?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk posted:

Our moon doesn't even have Martians on it. We got the shittiest moon.

Excuse me but they holiday on the other side of the moon so we won't spot them.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

Actually our moon is a dogshit big rock that can suck my dick and I want to trade it for Io or Titan. Hell, I'll even accept Mimas, even if Disney would own it now.

I think it's important for you to know that Io would be another dogshit big rock, a little larger than the current moon, if it were away from the Galilean tidal heating

I'd like to say what we actually want is Europa but I don't know if all that sweet rear end water would just boil off soon as it melted

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