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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Communist Thoughts posted:

tomorrow we're gonna get the turbo antisemitism campaign lol

Maybe.

Meanwhile in the real world:

https://twitter.com/JHatjoullis/status/1204161364232671233?s=20

E:
In 1922 Labour won 142 seats becoming the second largest party and official opposition, after a decline in the Liberal vote.

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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Labour 35 Tories 39.

Four point gap. LAtest YOUGOV POLL

https://d2yo3ms314fxf7.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/itsi0h01ub/TheTimes_Results_191209_w.pdf

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Lol. YouGov with just 4 points.. that means Labour are actually 10 points ahead.

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

This is nail biting stuff!

But the real question is, if the Tories do lose, where else will they farm the tears and lamentations of the poor to fuel their genisis device and bring back Margaret Thatcher?

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Foul Ole Ron posted:

This is nail biting stuff!

But the real question is, if the Tories do lose, where else will they farm the tears and lamentations of the poor to fuel their genisis device and bring back Margaret Thatcher?

The technology will be nationalised for Corbyn's Golden Throne.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

https://www.facebook.com/606214542726004/posts/3211901425490623/?app=fbl

Apparently there was a cock-up and none of the Didcot leaflets that should have gone out actually went out.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
This is a good one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZsYvkTw4Rg

Chuff McNothing
Sep 9, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
country's going red

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

why isn't this on twitter anywhere?

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Maybe it’s a fake

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

PawParole posted:

Maybe it’s a fake

posting fake polls should be a bannable offence imo

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry

Angepain posted:

I do like a lot of chocolate on my biscuit. I wish there was some sort of society, or group, that I could become a member of to meet like-minded people on this issue and work towards common goals.

Bundy posted:

:D I enjoyed this nod

lenoon posted:

Just want to say how much I appreciated this

Way behind, catching up, but I wanted to say you folks make a nice trio

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Foul Ole Ron posted:

But the real question is, if the Tories do lose, where else will they farm the tears and lamentations of the poor to fuel their genisis device and bring back Margaret Thatcher?
The thing is, I think Boris will actually do very well for himself in opposition. He has been absolutely loving useless at running the country, but his main skillset is in bullshitting and criticism. His catchphrase is almost always a derivation of "If only X would let me do it, i'd be amazing," even when X is sitting there baffled because they have nothing to do with his failure to launch.

Once he realises this, and is back in his wheelhouse of chuntering at nonexistent problems, I can see him sitting in the job and bullshitting / strongarming enough tories into letting him stay leader that he drives the tories out past the libs in terms of numbers.

But you know what? I'll happily put up with Boris lying about Labour and accumulating columns among the dying tory press, as long as Corbyn is sat opposite, putting said policies in place.

That seems like a nice thought to end on. Goodnight thread.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Glad I didn't vote for Vaughan Gethin in the Welsh leadership elections.

https://twitter.com/meirionj/status/1204139214419443715?s=20

https://twitter.com/meirionj/status/1204168215447908352?s=20

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

The thing is, I think Boris will actually do very well for himself in opposition. He has been absolutely loving useless at running the country, but his main skillset is in bullshitting and criticism. His catchphrase is almost always a derivation of "If only X would let me do it, i'd be amazing," even when X is sitting there baffled because they have nothing to do with his failure to launch.

Once he realises this, and is back in his wheelhouse of chuntering at nonexistent problems, I can see him sitting in the job and bullshitting / strongarming enough tories into letting him stay leader that he drives the tories out past the libs in terms of numbers.

But you know what? I'll happily put up with Boris lying about Labour and accumulating columns among the dying tory press, as long as Corbyn is sat opposite, putting said policies in place.

That seems like a nice thought to end on. Goodnight thread.

I don't think Boris would survive as leader if he doesn't win this election. Tories are ruthless with failures.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




IrvingWashington posted:

Way behind, catching up, but I wanted to say you folks make a nice trio

ooo, nice

Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer
What are the odds Boris even makes an attempt at damage control tomorrow? Considering his conduct thus far I wouldn't be surprised if he just pretends it never happened.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

PawParole posted:

Maybe it’s a fake

That's like eight pages of polling data why would someone fake that. It's legit.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-50722878

quote:

Dozens of people have had to leave their homes after a fire ripped through a block of flats in Glasgow.

The fire broke out at the building on Lancefield Quay, on the north bank of the Clyde, at about 18:40 on Monday.

Sixty firefighters and 12 appliances were called out to tackle the blaze, which is thought to have started in the second floor of the three-storey building.

The flats have been evacuated, but there were no reports of injuries.

The property was an award-winning 1980s conversion of a quayside transit store, originally built in 1947, into 92 flats and maisonettes.

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry

Jel Shaker posted:

Even if Corbyn wins, Whitehall will be 100% against a labour government, ironically an actual deep state

A shitload of civil servants are pro-Labour. I remember one in particular talking to a contractor. The contractor was complaining that Labour would make his life hard as a landlord, and the CS replied "well, I'm a socialist so I think being a landlord is essentially being a parasite" and that shut the fucker up. He done it with a massive smile, too.

Some of the best examples of inclusivity, particularly wrt trans folks, that I've seen in any organisation has been in the civil service, believe it or not.

Chuff McNothing
Sep 9, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Chuka Umana posted:

That's like eight pages of polling data why would someone fake that. It's legit.




none of the sample numbers make any sense

Chuff McNothing fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Dec 10, 2019

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






I don’t know if the system is still the same but as of my parents’ time there (ended early 2000s) there was a gap between the fast track civil service and the rank and file (operational) CS.

Fast track can be assumed to be centrist, with the very top levels leaning Tory. Operational are just ordinary people and split the same way, except with a more left wing lean on account of being better educated than the general public and not in the private sector.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Wait a minute he says waking up again, why is this not embedded in the background for the thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Dec 10, 2019

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

This must just be HQ spends. Our CLP alone have spent over £500 so far on FB ads and I'm sure we're not the only ones!


LauraK chat:

https://twitter.com/bluecatsarah/status/1204089014443270144?s=20

This is old now but I think it’s referencing per diem spending. You may be right, regardless!

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Jel Shaker posted:

Even if Corbyn wins, Whitehall will be 100% against a labour government, ironically an actual deep state

There are probably a few shitheads at the top who got there through the old boys network and will try to frustrate any left wing government, but plenty of people working at a more fundamental level will be happy with policy designed to make their jobs easier, to make their departments work in a way that serves public good rather than to funnel money to Capita etc.

I'm so excited for this election.

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Also I'm stanning for Barry Gardiner as future deputy leader because he's absolutely been fire recently. He's everything twatson was meant to be.

https://twitter.com/LauraPidcockMP/status/1204037649595543553

The next leadership election, whenever it is, may actually be a bit bittersweet in that we've got such a good selection of great MPs. A real contrast to the 3 blairites and jez.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


winegums posted:

Also I'm stanning for Barry Gardiner as future deputy leader because he's absolutely been fire recently. He's everything twatson was meant to be.

https://twitter.com/LauraPidcockMP/status/1204037649595543553

The next leadership election, whenever it is, may actually be a bit bittersweet in that we've got such a good selection of great MPs. A real contrast to the 3 blairites and jez.

All swept aside before the conquering jess phillips

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


can't wait for jess to be leader and use her 100 seat majority to form a unity government with JRM as chancellor.

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib
This election feels like anything can happen.

I kind of feel like that means we'll get a hung parliament and nothing will be resolved.

Ah well. Whatever happens happens.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

The poll is defiantly fake. It was posted from an IP in the sechyelles. It’s a really well made fake but it’s fake.

All the weighted/unweighted values for all the sub samples are identical to the 5-6th Dec one.

The only different bit is the main VI section - this isn't consistent between 5-6 and 2-3rd

Sorry guys. I was taken in too. Who’d spend so much time making a fake poll?

PawParole fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Dec 10, 2019

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

The Perfect Element posted:

Well, in my opinion, yes. It does rehash some of the things we have heard before, but the overall argument that Corbyn, at best, tolerates a culture of anti semitism within the party is extremely powerful. And I say this as a dyed in the wool Corbynite.

I mean, obviously I can't force you, but I really would encourage you to take half an hour at least to skim it. It is very convincingly and sympathetically written, and I just can't see how it can really be countered without resorting to the usual strawmen or ad hominem attacks.

I don't want to have my mind changed, in fact it's extremely distressing. But there we are. I'd love it if someone could change my mind back again.

I skimmed it, it's the same bullshit tenuous association and spurious crying wolf shite.

And I say this as a Jew and a non-Labour voter.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Maybe the most aggravating thing in USPol for the past few years has been the Trump Safari - flagship liberal media sending reporting to diners in the midwest to speak exclusively to white working class voters who crossed from Democrat to Republican to vote for Trump, smile and nod while they spit bigotry, and then file a report about how Trump's support remains strong here among the one true voting class who really matter.

I mention this because the BBC loving sent their senior North America to Wrexham to do the exact same loving thing.
https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/1204146619702222848

quote:

All eyes in this week's UK election will be on constituencies like this one in North Wales, where Labour could lose power for the first time since 1935. Given that the Brexit vote in 2016 was followed by the election of Donald Trump months later, does the populist sentiment driving this change teach us anything about next year's US election?

James Thomas, an ex-Marine who has lived in Wrexham his entire life, stands outside his town's football stadium at half-time and smokes a cigarette.

Although he says his home has hit a bit of a lull, he thinks it has a bright future. Why he feels this way should deeply trouble the Labour Party faithful ahead of Thursday's general election. "When the Conservatives come into power, they'll sort it all out," he says.

The 35-year-old mechanical engineer says both he and his 70-year-old grandfather - lifetime Labour supporters - are planning on voting Tory for the first time this week, and there's one main reason. "The Conservative Party will get Brexit done and get it out of the way, and then we'll move on," he says.

Like 59% of the Wrexham constituency, Thomas voted Leave in the 2016 referendum on British membership in the European Union. He says he did so because he wanted to stem the flow of immigration into the country - and it's also why he's backing Boris Johnson over Labour's Jeremy Corbyn, whom he says "hasn't got a clue".

"I don't want to come across as negative toward the foreign people coming across," he says. "If the foreign people coming across are doctors, then I'm all for that. But if they're coming across and just claiming all the taxes and all that and not working, then we should get rid of them."

Corbyn, he says, is "all for the druggies, all the whiskey heads and all, giving money to the ones on the streets and all that".

"What about us," Thomas asks, "the people who actually work?

"Get Brexit Done" is a common refrain for the Conservatives - a slogan plastered on billboards and signs that surround party leader Boris Johnson at the party's campaign events. The force of Johnson's personality, his iconoclastic manner, also has drawn voters like Thomas to the Conservatives, which he says is no longer the party for just the wealthy.

"I tell all my friends that Boris Johnson will do what he says," he continues. "He's exactly the same as Donald Trump. Donald Trump says he's going to do something, he'll do it."

Trump's 2016 supporters in the US said time and time again that his blunt truth-telling, even if it sometimes offended, was one of his most compelling attributes. It suggests the two Anglophone leaders have more in common than just their much-talked-about hair.

Like Johnson, Trump also has an electoral slogan, "Keep America Great," that suggests work still to be done. It is a call to his electoral coalition to once again put him over the top.
Corbyn loves the druggies you say, my good man? And the whiskey heads too? And Trump is an honourable man of his word? Fantastic, I have truly found an exemplar of the representative voter whose words I shall repeat unchallenged and verbatim in my article!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chuka Umana posted:

That's like eight pages of polling data why would someone fake that. It's legit.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-50722878

ANOTHER big fire in Glasgow. I just wonder who could possibly be setting those. If only there was some kind of organization that'd benefit from throwing up student accomodation in the ashes of mysteriously burned out buildings, which has been a pretty widespread trend across the entire city.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Apraxin posted:

Maybe the most aggravating thing in USPol for the past few years has been the Trump Safari - flagship liberal media sending reporting to diners in the midwest to speak exclusively to white working class voters who crossed from Democrat to Republican to vote for Trump, smile and nod while they spit bigotry, and then file a report about how Trump's support remains strong here among the one true voting class who really matter.

I mention this because the BBC loving sent their senior North America to Wrexham to do the exact same loving thing.
https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/1204146619702222848

Corbyn loves the druggies you say, my good man? And the whiskey heads too? And Trump is an honourable man of his word? Fantastic, I have truly found an exemplar of the representative voter whose words I shall repeat unchallenged and verbatim in my article!

Sometimes I want to kidnap one of these pricks and strap him to a rack and just keep cranking the thing until they explain to me exactly why they think people like Trump and Johnson tell the truth and do what they say.

I mean, I know that it's code for "He's making things harder for the foreirngs" and "Send the buggers back" but I want to hear them say it. Or hear their joints explode, that works too.

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

Communist Thoughts posted:

we've got it in the bag lads, the only way we can lose is if the english vote for cruelty and stupidity over good policies

going to place a bet on cruelty and stupidity

Still can't fathom how the tories are that high in polling given the last ten years of their rule

mila kunis fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Dec 10, 2019

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/comment/this-election-is-an-upopularity-contest-9x96mb2qm

quote:

William Hogarth’s The Humours of an Election, on show at Sir John Soane’s Museum in London, portrays in grotesque detail the corrupt and dishonest practices used by politicians to win power. In the fictional constituency of Guzzledown bribery, intimidation, lies and antisemitism are rife. Britannia’s chariot has a broken axle, the sundial is engraved with the words “we are dust and shadows” and, in the final painting, the winner is toppled from his chair by stampeding pigs. The tricorn hats and breeches may be from the 18th century but the series resonates in the 21st as Britain prepares to go to the polls this week.

At the end of a depressing campaign, we are heading into a divisive election that will deliver a dubious mandate for the next government. Trust has been sacrificed so recklessly on the altar of ambition that when the Conservative leader suggested on Question Time that the truth mattered the studio audience laughed at him. Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn promise to unite the country but Britain is more polarised than ever as a result of their leaderships. The prime minister’s statement at the weekend that EU migrants have been able to “treat the UK as if it’s part of their own country” for too long is less a dog whistle than a foghorn to populists. As for Labour, John McDonnell apologised to the Jewish community “for the suffering we have inflicted on them” but the latest dossier revealing the party’s failure to deal with antisemitism will only increase their anxiety.

...

Mr Johnson is urging people to vote Conservative to “end the argument” and “stop the chaos”, but the rows will be raging again within weeks if he stays in Downing Street. One minister says the “next battle” will be over whether to request an extension to the transition period, which most experts agree will be necessary to avoid a damaging no-deal departure. If the prime minister really wants to secure a free trade agreement with Brussels within 11 months he will have to agree to abide by EU rules and regulations, something that would be toxic to hard Brexiteers. Even Mr Johnson has now started to talk about Brexit as an “incubus” that must be removed from the country’s back rather than a glorious opportunity for a free-trading global Britain.

The right wing press is now going with the "this election is miserable and we, the reasonable centrists, see it for what it is!! All sides are bad!! Whoever wins we lose!!!"

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





Ms Adequate posted:

Sometimes I want to kidnap one of these pricks and strap him to a rack and just keep cranking the thing until they explain to me exactly why they think people like Trump and Johnson tell the truth and do what they say.

I mean, I know that it's code for "He's making things harder for the foreirngs" and "Send the buggers back" but I want to hear them say it. Or hear their joints explode, that works too.
so after they cop to it you'd just, what, stop turning the crank?

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



MSDOS KAPITAL posted:

so after they cop to it you'd just, what, stop turning the crank?

That's when she'd bust out the sound.

E: Emphasis on bust.

Mesopotamia
Apr 12, 2010

Chuka Umana posted:

That's like eight pages of polling data why would someone fake that. It's legit.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-50722878

Never seen YouGov host results from an unnamed Cloudfront before. If it's not fake, they also hosed up the figures:




It's too good to be true and suspect; it's fake.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Communist Thoughts posted:

we've got it in the bag lads, the only way we can lose is if the english vote for cruelty and stupidity over good policies

and i'm only being like 20% sarcastic and cynical there

Well, I mean...

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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Had this through my door:



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