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Yeah this part is the part that's nazi cum magic btw.Amateur Saboteur posted:my ideas are lived. I used to bust daily, then i stopped and i got a lot more energy. went back to school, dated a girl for 4 years (had sex even). i now make >6 figures as opposed to the 20k a year i made at 24 playing dota all day and jerking off.
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What the gently caress is this poo poo
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One weird trick to start earning six figures Smut peddlers hate him!
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im reading this "Your brain on porn" and none of it says "You'll get a woman, and a six figure income because you'll just be such a better alpha male."
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besides im addicted to poo poo posting waaaay more than I'm addicted to jacking off.
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Amateur Saboteur posted:the only reason i bought up larger human history is because dismissing the context of our unique situation in time doesn't give justice to how novel a predicament we're in. never before in time can a person experience pleasure on demand far surpassing the richest king all while in the comfort of his furnished home, which is rad, but yeah every bargain has a catch. im saying there is one, you and others are willfully denying it which, as i say is understandable. it's exactly how drug users react when people say weed maybe shouldnt be smoked by 14 year olds. i'm sorry you were depressed and are now replacing that depression with weird thoughts about jerkin' it. i guess replacing your weird obsession with bustin' daily with a weird obsession with not bustin' daily is an improvement for you, but your magical thinking that it's the source of your "success" is bad.
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How can you be volcel if you had sex 2 weeks ago.
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Milo and POTUS posted:How can you be volcel if you had sex 2 weeks ago. Volcels are stupid fucks, is how.
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Amateur Saboteur posted:I used to bust daily ftfy
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chitoryu12 posted:Volcels are stupid fucks, is how. They're not fucks of any sort.
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Guys I'm sold. Two weeks from now I'll be demanding my boss double my salary and asking him if he wants to know the secret to my renewed vigor.
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Post some memes you loving virgins
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Found you some bed fellows:       
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Mr. Fix It posted:i'm sorry you were depressed and are now replacing that depression with weird thoughts about jerkin' it. i guess replacing your weird obsession with bustin' daily with a weird obsession with not bustin' daily is an improvement for you, but your magical thinking that it's the source of your "success" is bad. how so many people jump from "2 different people/groups agree on one single thing so they probably agree on every single thing not limited to non white genocide" is some cool brain trick. imnot gonna lie mr. fix it im just better than you, i was born genetically better and will continue to thrive because of my insanely good genes and not my conscious cultivation of positive habits and delayed gratification. seig heil bitches (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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This thread needs to get back on track. Here's something topical: IMG_4346.jpeg Fake edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
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Literally no one: e: 
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Hodorigan this may be your best post
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LifeSunDeath posted:Literally no one: no no you got the format wrong Nobody: Amateur Saboteur:
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this is the most exciting this thread has been in a while
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Don't get too excited, you don't want to prove him right
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That's it, I'm gonna pound my dick to gigantic asses rn. e: GODDAMNIT!
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time to go squeeze my hog
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oh drat that's a lot of new unread posts in the memes thread! Did some hot new 2019 meme drop right before the buzzer to sweep the Meme of the YEar award? 
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Amateur Saboteur posted:how so many people jump from "2 different people/groups agree on one single thing so they probably agree on every single thing not limited to non white genocide" is some cool brain trick. You're the first one saying this lol
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:oh drat that's a lot of new unread posts in the memes thread! Did some hot new 2019 meme drop right before the buzzer to sweep the Meme of the YEar award? I don't know how you can read this and think the answer is anything but a resounding yes
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alexandriao posted:Could you interpret that as like, a lackey asking for a vacation or choice over the orders they are given, or the ability to opt out. I don't know. I tried to find more information to remind myself but at least from simple Wikipedia scanning, medieval theologists were more interested in what Jesus exactly was than why Satan and his angels rebelled. Which if they didn't have free will, why did they rebel?  Anyway, enough derail, here's a relevant meme: 
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This whole thing startd when this guy took some dumbass joke about jerking off in the meme thread seriously.
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Oops that guy DOES jack off and his Thing is three page long fascist cum camel RP derails. Way too go guys
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Turtlicious posted:besides im addicted to poo poo posting waaaay more than I'm addicted to jacking off. I'm unsure which one you're worse at
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Amateur Saboteur posted:the only reason i bought up larger human history is because dismissing the context of our unique situation in time doesn't give justice to how novel a predicament we're in. never before in time can a person experience pleasure on demand far surpassing the richest king all while in the comfort of his furnished home, which is rad, but yeah every bargain has a catch. im saying there is one, you and others are willfully denying it which, as i say is understandable. it's exactly how drug users react when people say weed maybe shouldnt be smoked by 14 year olds. I'm literally jacking off to this post right now. I could be making more money but the desire to ejaculate to this post is just too strong.
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i haven't gotten to the point where i can cum on demand as he says, clearly i must train more
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I come to the meme thread for entertainment and today I am not disappointed. Just imagine posting on SA for almost a decade, and then all of a sudden you're the cum magic guy. Not since Landerig has there been such an amazing self-own in the meme thread.
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Milo and POTUS posted:How can you be volcel if you had sex 2 weeks ago. i'm a volcel in that i am not having sex with anyone at this exact moment e: or this one e2: ok now i am, volcel status cancelled
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Always fascinating to watch long time posters run into threads and show their whole rear end, completely unprompted. I can't help but wonder if one day I too will see a hill on the horizon and think, "yep, today's the day". The enigma of amigara fault but instead of holes in a cliffside its just posting the dumbest goddamn poo poo This is my forum, it was made for me
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Spanish Manlove posted:I'm unsure which one you're worse at It's posting, I'm amazing at cranking the tank.
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Pshaw, everyone knows that if you dont wank at least 3 times daily the build up of sexual bodily humours tries to escape through any other bodily orifice it can, with a preference for the tear ducts. Wank now, wank proudly and wank free 'cos if you dont it will be a crying shame! Wank
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This is what happens when... *checks notes Reddit exists.
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 if only this poor man had heard of masturbation
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Dr. Kayak Paddle posted:This is what happens when... And it's definitely going to lead to a banme post. This dude has just literally shitcanned a decade of posting on these (dead, gay) forums because he couldn't let go of some dumb rear end ideas about masturbation and motivation and his best source for them is your brain on porn dot com.
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