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divabot posted:HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 13:44 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 11:42 |
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There is now a Lightning Network ATM! It's made of cardboard. Literally.
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 18:57 |
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I don't have any evidence one way or the other but if this guy had coins with IDAX his tweet is much funnier: https://twitter.com/shkamranm/status/1201515763162636288
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 00:49 |
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What's the point of walking off with all the monopoly money? Its not like they can just convert it to cash or something, only trade it for different monopoly money. Or drugs I guess? And sell those? But that just seems like so many unnecessary extra steps
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 07:26 |
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nullEntityRNG posted:What's the point of walking off with all the monopoly money? Its not like they can just convert it to cash or something, only trade it for different monopoly money. Nothing bitcoiners do makes any sense, it's like a koan, but for idiots.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 07:47 |
Methylethylaldehyde posted:Depends entirely on how difficult it is for a burly dude in a cheap suit to grab you and drag you out of the public's eye. Best case? They ban you from the internet casino and tell all the other ones they do business with. Worst case? Broken hands and a concussion. They find out without you telling them what's up? Lots of empty desert to fertilize. Be a shame you had to help by digging a hole with those broken hands.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 07:49 |
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nullEntityRNG posted:What's the point of walking off with all the monopoly money? Its not like they can just convert it to cash or something, only trade it for different monopoly money. In an exit scam you use the preceding weeks before the exit to quietly find idiot bagholders who will give you monopoly money in exchange for your monopoly money So when you exit you have a different kind of monopoly money, allowing you to be the bagholder for someone else's exit scam
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 07:54 |
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Nessus posted:Man I mean like if you figured out the roulette wheels at Caesar's Palace had some bias, or there was a bug in a particular slot machine. Obviously at Circus Circus they'd kill you and put your body in the buffet line. Hey man, long pork is a premium cut, and goes on the real menu, the buffet line has to deal with those swine flu hogs they recovered from the burning pits in Laos.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 09:36 |
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Hey man, long pork is a premium cut, and goes on the real menu, the buffet line has to deal with those swine flu hogs they recovered from the burning pits in Laos. Uh, it's called twice-cooked pork
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 12:27 |
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nullEntityRNG posted:What's the point of walking off with all the monopoly money? Its not like they can just convert it to cash or something, only trade it for different monopoly money. somebody out there is successfully cashing out millions of dollars in filthy btc nonstop or the drug markets would collapse because somebody ultimately has to pay real money for all the product
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:04 |
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I mean hasn't it always be possible to extract dollars with effort, it's just that there's also a substantial risk of being a bagholder at any point.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:51 |
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Well, someone certainly is extracting real money from the buyers, so I assume it has to go somewhere.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 12:04 |
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Oh man if only those investors had done their due diligence by doing future background checks
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 00:56 |
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nullEntityRNG posted:What's the point of walking off with all the monopoly money? Its not like they can just convert it to cash or something, only trade it for different monopoly money. You're greatly under valuing the worth of anonymity.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 11:20 |
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BBC News - Quadriga: Lawyers for users of bankrupt crypto firm seek exhumation of founder https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50751899
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 13:37 |
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Is he wearing a polo shirt over a polo shirt? Isn't that why the French Revolution happened?
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 14:56 |
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Shumagorath posted:BBC News - Quadriga: Lawyers for users of bankrupt crypto firm seek exhumation of founder
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 17:11 |
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"bury me with my buttcoins" I whisper to the priest as I lie in a Calcutta hospital bed dying from inflammatory bowel disease
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 18:39 |
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Klyith posted:dying from inflammatory bowel disease
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 18:49 |
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:Seriously this is hilarious, is that even a thing? Crohn's kills? When you have to settle for a doctor who takes bitcoins
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 18:50 |
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Crypto friend sent me an emergency message last night that read, “Yo bro u still looking for some quick cash? U might be able to make anywhere from $5-$10 maybe even up to the $100s a day, with just a gaming CPU....VerusCoin....never heard of them but they are hard forking their algo....the Voskcoin YouTube channel just posted a step-by-step guide and all the links.....really all u need to do is download the veruscoin windows gui wallet from veruscoin.io and go ahead and create a native wallet launching the wallet app clicking -add coin, then select veruscoin from drop down menu, next screen is about which kinda veruscoin wallet u want....if u select native wallet, then you can also stake the veruscoin you mine, choose native by selecting the bottom left tab then click native.....its a fork of like komodo/zcash so it's gonna ask if it can fetch some basic blockchain parameters from zcash to update their chain....I just clicked yes...it synced and told me to restart the wallet app and boom the chains are downloading but more importantly you now have a receiving address for veruscoin.... Once u download the miner (3files,readme,exe,bat) you right click edit the start.bat file just copy your veruscoin addy into the address that's already in place” What do you think?
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:04 |
Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:Seriously this is hilarious, is that even a thing? Crohn's kills?
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:08 |
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Jascum posted:Crypto friend sent me an emergency message last night that read, I think call the police, someone's stolen/hacked your mate's phone.
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:11 |
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Jascum posted:Crypto friend sent me an emergency message last night that read, And your spam filter didn't catch this?
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:12 |
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Foo Diddley posted:And your spam filter didn't catch this? He sent me a YT video to watch that explained everything and FaceTimed me. Guy was STOKED and I had to feign excitement to not be rude. I really should post about his setup and crypto philosophy here because all the stereotypes of crypto people are there. It’s expensive, but he’s using his computers from his dad’s business. Also, I think his father or trust fund is paying his utility bills for his “job.”
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:23 |
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Jascum posted:I really should post about his setup and crypto philosophy here because all the stereotypes of crypto people are there. Sure, go for it
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:25 |
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Jascum posted:He sent me a YT video to watch that explained everything and FaceTimed me. Guy was STOKED and I had to feign excitement to not be rude. I really should post about his setup and crypto philosophy here because all the stereotypes of crypto people are there. It’s expensive, but he’s using his computers from his dad’s business. Also, I think his father or trust fund is paying his utility bills for his “job.” I think you should stop being friends with this person.
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:34 |
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Jascum posted:He sent me a YT video to watch that explained everything and FaceTimed me. Guy was STOKED and I had to feign excitement to not be rude. I really should post about his setup and crypto philosophy here because all the stereotypes of crypto people are there. It’s expensive, but he’s using his computers from his dad’s business. Also, I think his father or trust fund is paying his utility bills for his “job.”
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 16:35 |
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Jascum posted:Crypto friend sent me an emergency message last night that read,
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 17:42 |
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:I read that as "Volkscoin" and imagined a last ditch effort by the Nazi government in early 1945 to create a cryptocurrency which was planned to completely revive the economy and turn the war around, and which surprisingly failed That's actually why the nazis lost the 2nd world war. Also, did anybody else notice that ever since the bombs fell over Japan, nobody has seen Satoshi speak in public? Coincidence? I think not!
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 17:51 |
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Virus coin
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 07:41 |
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It's always nice when the OG thread title becomes true again
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 14:09 |
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Dibs on Casino Coin. I’m trademarking that right now!
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 14:47 |
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:Seriously this is hilarious, is that even a thing? Crohn's kills? Serious posting here, it's kinda like aids where crohn can lead to complications or interact with other diseases. The treatment for crohn also weaken your immune system a lot because it's almost chemotherapy level of strong.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 15:14 |
Bleusilences posted:Serious posting here, it's kinda like aids where crohn can lead to complications or interact with other diseases. The treatment for crohn also weaken your immune system a lot because it's almost chemotherapy level of strong. making GBS threads oneself to death in a foreign country is a time-honored anglosphere tradition.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 15:41 |
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Bitcoin: literally death by diarrhea
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 21:14 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Virus coin You made the joke I was going to make
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 21:38 |
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So uh
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 22:15 |
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Slightly Absurd posted:It's always nice when the OG thread title becomes true again I think the OG title was something like "BTC is over 2000? What happened?" Or something like that.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 22:23 |
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BTC ruining GPU prices broke my brain so much that every time I see this thread get bumped I reflectively go “oh god” but luckily it appears that it’s still unprofitable to use consumer GPUs to mine them? e: what’s that magic number that convinces folks to buy as much GPUs they can grab?
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