PYF Memes: You're laughing. De hors goes blubb and you're laughing.

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Riatsala posted:

How is that pronounced? Trying to rhyme it with "pussy" makes my throat contort in weird ways

I've just been going with how cluster is pronounced but different at the end.

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:46

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:10

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Dave Grool posted:

drat that poo poo's gone up quick

It's not even at $420 yet, shameful goons :colbert:

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:47

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Sagebrush posted:

fwiw this turned out to be the result of an improper correlation and wine doesn't help your heart. It's just that people who can afford to drink wine with dinner every day usually have more money, less stress, easier jobs, and better healthcare.

Maybe the same is true for masturbation then. Who knows...

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:47

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

The only thing we know for sure that are good for your heart are beans. Beans.

There is a catch however

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:48

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

RareAcumen posted:

im dying

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:53

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

big trivia FAIL posted:

https://twitter.com/kunert_ebooks/status/1204466475089575936?s=20

currently at 330 bucks btw, 7 days left

# ? Dec 10, 2019 22:04

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

So apropos of nothing, looks like one of the big volcel alt right subreddits got banned yesterday. I'm sure that's a complete coincidence though.

# ? Dec 10, 2019 22:08

A FESTIVE SKELETON: Oct 2, 2011; TIS THE SEASON BITCH

# ? Dec 10, 2019 22:13

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

A FESTIVE SKELETON posted:

own the means of dicksucking production

# ? Dec 10, 2019 22:24

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

own the means of dicksucking production

This just blew my mind.

# ? Dec 10, 2019 22:54

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

zoux posted:

The only thing we know for sure that are good for your heart are beans. Beans.

There is a catch however

Kidney beans?

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:20

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

BEADS?

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:26

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

Bees?

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:26

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I;m thinking about thos Beans

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:28

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:35

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:42

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

crarcker bargel

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:45

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Dungeon Ecology posted:

crarcker bargel

_{Somfin named the conversation "crarcker bargel"}

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:57

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Mr. Fix It posted:

blessed

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:57

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Who is this for? It looks significantly slower than other nut cracking methods. And if you have weak arthritic hands it is going to be agony so no benefit there.

Wait, maybe the point is that it is super slow, so it keeps you from snacking too quickly??

# ? Dec 11, 2019 00:10

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

# ? Dec 11, 2019 00:11

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Mr. Fix It posted:

Is this that Jojo programme I've been hearing about?

# ? Dec 11, 2019 00:46

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Mr. Fix It posted:

Some tiny pizzas, drat...

# ? Dec 11, 2019 00:47

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Mr. Fix It posted:

I have that lampshade :buddy:

# ? Dec 11, 2019 01:08

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

Who is this for? It looks significantly slower than other nut cracking methods. And if you have weak arthritic hands it is going to be agony so no benefit there.

Wait, maybe the point is that it is super slow, so it keeps you from snacking too quickly??

I have a similar one and it's significantly easier to use than traditional nut crackers.

# ? Dec 11, 2019 01:21

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Dec 11, 2019 01:38

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

But it did matter

# ? Dec 11, 2019 01:46

azurite: Jul 25, 2010; Strange, isn't it?!

Tree Bucket posted:

Is this that Jojo programme I've been hearing about?

Basically

# ? Dec 11, 2019 01:50

Shit Fuckasaurus: Oct 14, 2005; i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys; Lipstick Apathy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Who is this for? It looks significantly slower than other nut cracking methods. And if you have weak arthritic hands it is going to be agony so no benefit there.

Wait, maybe the point is that it is super slow, so it keeps you from snacking too quickly??

It's not that one but I've seen a similar one made with 3d printing to prove that you can in fact 3d print a working walnut cracker.

3d printing poo poo nobody ever wanted or asked for is the meme in this post.

# ? Dec 11, 2019 01:53

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

azurite posted:

Basically

Did you see Werner Herzog's movie Queen of the Desert? It predicts great success.

# ? Dec 11, 2019 01:59

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

Paladinus posted:

Some tiny pizzas, drat...

Or... SOME LARGE MEN!

# ? Dec 11, 2019 02:45

The Maestro: Feb 21, 2006

Mr. Fix It posted:

I think this kind of meme is banned

# ? Dec 11, 2019 02:54

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.