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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
its almost time for me to retrieve my next case from under the porch, it should be cold enough by now

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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
not sure why i put that wink emoji in there

not sure about a lot of stuff actually

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Zippy the Bummer posted:

its almost time for me to retrieve my next case from under the porch, it should be cold enough by now

heck yeeeeeeaaaaaauuuuussssss

whatcha drinkin?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I really like the part in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood where Pitt asks his dog for patience while he's getting its food ready because he's doing the best he can give the circumstances, if you haven't lived through this you haven't lived.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Dick Bastardly posted:

heck yeeeeeeaaaaaauuuuussssss

whatcha drinkin?

Natty. Shameful I know

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Zippy the Bummer posted:

Natty. Shameful I know

shameful as it might be, it always brings a smile to my mug :cheers:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Woah, been drinking my jim beam iwth diet dr pepper. poo poo playing those video games and cheating on my gf on tinder. FUN TIMES>

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Edgar posted:

Woah, been drinking my jim beam iwth diet dr pepper. poo poo playing those video games and cheating on my gf on tinder. FUN TIMES>

shut the gently caress up but also hell yeah brother

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
will do chief!

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
actually... it is i who shouyld shut teh gently caress up

pardon my intrusion

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
We all make mistakes, we should turn them into miracles

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Edgar posted:

We all make mistakes, we should turn them into miracles

that what my mom said about ME!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My sweet dear mother called me thick headed the other day.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
So...been drinking, also took an ambien...and drank some more....don't even feel all that throwed. I might be immortal.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Drinking and Jack Stauber is making my brain fuhnny

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I helped my old roommate get his Christmas tree tonight since it is just him and his girlfriend who is like 5'2" and looks like she weighs as much as one of those jugs you put in the watercool at his place, and it took loving forever so now it is 11 and I'm still sober which is lame but working on getting drunk which is pretty cool

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I have one of those fake plastic christmas trees in my basement but i'm too lazy to put it up. I live alone and see no need after the misses left me because im a bad Mormon.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Edgar posted:

Drinking and Jack Stauber is making my brain fuhnny

WELL, this reminded me way too much of the ync videos I watched that gave me PTSD. I'm going back to happy rear end nonsense elsewhere on teh web. Also drinking Fat Tire, good poo poo.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I tried fat tire once at a steak house claled ruby river. The IT department bought me a steak lunch and I shocked the mormon boys with ordering a fat tire at random. it was pretty decent.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
fat tire is delicious :discourse:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Edgar posted:

I have one of those fake plastic christmas trees in my basement but i'm too lazy to put it up. I live alone and see no need after the misses left me because im a bad Mormon.

Christ. Sorry to hear that. Are you continuing on with the church?

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Dick Bastardly posted:

fat tire is delicious :discourse:

No, he was right, it's just decent.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

kittenmittons posted:

No, he was right, it's just decent.

I've come to the realization that I have to be in the mood for it or else it's a bit bleh

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

kittenmittons posted:

No, he was right, it's just decent.

Fat Tire is like Blue Moon for me- it's not something I would go out of my way to have or keep around at home, but it's good enough and it's on tap loving everywhere so I know there's something I can order at any bar I go to that won't be gross.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Edit fixed

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat
Finishing up a a carrafe of hot sake and a Fire Eagle. Bout to pick up a 12 pack of Mosaic and watching the foolsball.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
I'm drunk on beer that wasbrewed in Michigan (not a real place)

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

zaepg posted:

I'm drunk on beer that wasbrewed in Michigan (not a real place)

no there really isnt a kalamazoo

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
cracking one open to celebrate the Pats getting hosed

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Getting drunk after taking Adderall is hard.

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Cirrhosis Johnson posted:

Grabbafhlghalkll :(:3:

fyad again? really?

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
This dude keeps buying me shots and I'm not gonna say no holy poo poo

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
It's a work night so only a 12 pack of whiteclaws at 5%

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Eldercain posted:

This dude keeps buying me shots and I'm not gonna say no holy poo poo

Be careful last time that happened to me I ended up projectile vomiting onto a pt cruiser in the parking lot

at least check outside to make sure there's no pt cruisers there before you continue

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
So if I can drink a bottle of wine and not be buzzed just chill...is that like a problem?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

So if I can drink a bottle of wine and not be buzzed just chill...is that like a problem?

Ooooohh you buy wine in a bottle. There's gonna be a problem when the revolution comes, your majesty

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Kalamazoo isn't a real place. It's a nonsense word we invented in order to test how gullible people from Ohio really are.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

LifeSunDeath posted:

So if I can drink a bottle of wine and not be buzzed just chill...is that like a problem?

depends, are you with someone or are you trying to get hosed up?????

because you are about to make some bad decisions!!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

OMFG FURRY posted:

depends, are you with someone or are you trying to get hosed up?????

because you are about to make some bad decisions!!

naw, drink a bottle of wine myself, go to bed, rinse repeat. No issues, just chilling. My lady doesn't really drink.

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Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

blatman posted:

Be careful last time that happened to me I ended up projectile vomiting onto a pt cruiser in the parking lot

at least check outside to make sure there's no pt cruisers there before you continue

No pt cruisers I think I'm ok. I'll just vomit into this bush

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