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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

14 year old me, prank calling a middle aged brit: Is your prime minister running?

gammon: err, yes?

me: *Snickers* well you better go let him out then!

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
mps should just use "a friend of mine"

K9
May 6, 2007

Bip Roberts posted:

mps should just use "a friend of mine"

also division for voting can be called "seeing a man about a dog"

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Who knew English had so many honorifics. Just like the noble Japanese.

The only difference between the english and Japanese is that the Japanese got nuked.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Who knew English had so many honorifics. Just like the noble Japanese.

Also racist left-hand-driving rainy island-dwellers with a state religion with their monarch at the head, an extremely dodgy imperial past and an absolute shitload of weird sex stuff about a millimetre under the surface.. I'm not sure why these things go together but apparently they do.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

really queer Christmas posted:

The only difference between the english and Japanese is that the Japanese got nuked.

there’s still time to even them out

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

pretty sure meiji japan just whole hog lifted English monarchy

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Raskolnikov38 posted:

there’s still time to even them out

Squizzle posted:

a miracle.....the nuclear blastings compressed all of england into a massive flawless cut emerald......in the shape of a four leaf clover!!!!

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

pretty sure meiji japan just whole hog lifted English monarchy

WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD they screamed as they torpedoed HMS Repulse.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Raskolnikov38 posted:

there’s still time to even them out

Have you *seen* us? Save the plutonium, you can get the same effect by waiting for a nice sunny day.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


euphronius posted:

pretty sure meiji japan just whole hog lifted English monarchy

that methods might have been adopted from europeans, but the will was always there hence invading Korea the first time in the 1590's

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
Remember how you people had hope for the last election, and how convinced many of you were leave was gonna lose the referendum?

Dance Officer has issued a correction as of 17:30 on Dec 11, 2019

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Also racist left-hand-driving rainy island-dwellers with a state religion with their monarch at the head, an extremely dodgy imperial past and an absolute shitload of weird sex stuff about a millimetre under the surface.. I'm not sure why these things go together but apparently they do.

also current shithead right wing governments

Japanese food is world class tho

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I wonder which Japanese person it was that first put the pieces together: "Wait a minute, this pissy little island off the coast of Europe somehow controls half the world with nothing more than failsons, flags, and massive brutality... but we've got bigger islands and more failsons..." and then sprinted to the flagmakers stopping only to put in an order for 18" naval guns.

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

categorically not hiding in the fridge.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Hiding in a fridge is how you survive nukes Brexit.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I wonder which Japanese person it was that first put the pieces together: "Wait a minute, this pissy little island off the coast of Europe somehow controls half the world with nothing more than failsons, flags, and massive brutality... but we've got bigger islands and more failsons..." and then sprinted to the flagmakers stopping only to put in an order for 18" naval guns.

The Japanese figured pretty quick after Commodore Perry forcibly opened them up that they need to get the ball rolling on producing their own explosive shells and steam engines.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I never thought they'd lock ME in a fridge, says woman who voted for locking-people-in-fridges party.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I'm British and I entirely get it.

I don't see the overlap between craving annihilation of the British isles, and encouraging everyone to vote for the party that will save the most lives. I am very conscious that cspam has what I will describe as Complex Brains though

13 hrs till I can vote for a socialist though so that's good

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I wonder which Japanese person it was that first put the pieces together: "Wait a minute, this pissy little island off the coast of Europe somehow controls half the world with nothing more than failsons, flags, and massive brutality... but we've got bigger islands and more failsons..." and then sprinted to the flagmakers stopping only to put in an order for 18" naval guns.

probably the same guy that looked at the copies of The Protocols handed out by the nazi embassy and said “wow these Jews seem really cool and powerful let’s be friends with them”

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

I don't see the overlap between craving annihilation of the British isles, and encouraging everyone to vote for the party that will save the most lives. I am very conscious that cspam has what I will describe as Complex Brains though

13 hrs till I can vote for a socialist though so that's good

england is bad and i want brexit to happen so scotland and ireland finally gets independence from the sassenach once and for all im an accelerationist and i take pleasure in reporting this death to colonialism, death to imperialism return the artifacts from your thieving museums to their ancestral homelands appropriators

also win corbyn

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


yo so apparently England is having an election tomorrow, so in the off chance that all y'all englanders have missed that it was coming up you should just vote for the lib dems they're the only not-racist party. I've been following english politics for a while now, so you can trust that I know what I am talking about

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


this is a glorious rant thread... :lol:

https://twitter.com/MrOMFGWTAF/status/1204490679742816256

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hope the Tories win by 1 seat, privatize the NHS, and an American system is installed where the pig-poo poo caked Britons will be forced to refer to it as "the hospital."

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
there's also a good chance that if corbs wins the establishment mashes the backstab button so hard that scotland and ni pop off in the bloody aftermath

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.

That was a cathartic thread, thank you.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/MrOMFGWTAF/status/1204805543736557568

Dravs has issued a correction as of 18:34 on Dec 11, 2019

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Glenn Quebec posted:

You See it is This kind of Music which has brought Rot into Our Citizens and Especially our Youth's mind. It Is Self destruction, alright – as soon as the Borders Were Opened! I am over 70 Years of Age and I have Never Been On the Dole. I recall in 1975 that At least back then you could walk home Late at Night without getting beaten (or worse). When You could sit in a pub that Had More than SIMPLY one drunken generation fighting and marauding all over the Place. When Sharia grooming gangs weren’t pulling Youths off the street. When you could still live on An Estate with People who had PRIDE in their houses, even though they belonged to the Council. When you could go to School and come out with a Decent Education even though you didn’t live in the best part of the country. When the Youth actually played out, Developed their Bones, Muscles and Friendships instead of sat on their Arses 12 hours a day, isolating themselves playing Video Games then having to see a psychiatrist to unscramble their Brains. When you could go for a day’s shopping in London without someone on a moped snatching your handbag. When the Shops in the High Street didn’t look like 3rd world Flogging off all kinds of ethnic crap. When every Other Town Centre shop wasn’t a takeaway chicken joint fronting up Nefarious Activities. When you could ride the Tube without getting robbed blind by someone dodgy. When there were no ‘beds in sheds’ wrecking the London suburbs. When kids could go to a concert without getting off their heads on drugs. When people could have a Proper British political discussion without all the hate…

Which Does Remind me of my Childhood in the 1960s as I am 70 Years of Age and have Never been on The Dole , the British record industry, Dominated by just four companies, PRICE-FIXED – a fact they brazenly TRUMPETED, in print around the edges of their labels.

Thus ALL singles cost six shillings and eightpence – which is thirty-three pence, in new money. To adjust for inflation, add a zero and then nearly double – which the mathematically-minded will protest only makes FIVE pounds. Use the same formula for albums; thirty-three shillings and sixpence a pop – now one pound, sixty-seven pence – which was over three-quarters of a day’s pay then – and which translates to over sixty pounds now. This May Confuse Current generation of Young Britishers as this was Pre-Decimilisation. Allow your Elder to Educate:

12 pennies = 1 shilling
20 shillings = £1
240 pennies = £1

but also Let Us Consider:

Before we consider the pre-decimal coins individually, let’s look at the names of the coins and their values.

Farthing = ¼ d
Half penny = ½ d
Penny = 1d
Threepence = 3d
Sixpence = 6d
Shilling = 1/-
Florin = 2/-
Half Crown = 2/6
Crown = 5/-

Through the Death of British Culture we Have LOST our Coinage Identity as EVIDENCED:

Although groats (worth 4d) were demonetised in Britane in 1855, it Was As Different coins were invented by previous British monarchs but many didn’t survive their reigns. See here, Despite nearly 50 years of decimalisation, the coins haven’t been given Proper British Nicknames like previous pre-decimal coins.

Alternative forms of payment nowadays mean we don’t develop the same relationship with coins as people in the past who were paid in cash.

Then there are TVs. In 1960, they were made in Britain, hand-wired, one component at a time – and cost FIFTY pounds for a basic nineteen-inch model – which was over a MONTH’S WAGES. And a twenty-three-inch cabinet model cost twice THAT. Most people RENTED, before that, many people rented RADIOS.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV_25f-6z_o

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1204818363354140678

oh holy gently caress absolute boy

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





stand down you coward

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mike12345 posted:

I'm toxxing for fridgeman, feel free to ban me tomorrow. also, please if possible put that gangtag under my trump one

reminding myself

there is no gangtag btw

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Squizzle posted:

stand down you coward

he can't, the ballots have already been printed. this is the best he can do and is likely going to hand the seat over as it is

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
have you heard about the pm in a fridge trope?

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Dance Officer posted:

Remember how you people had hope for the last election, and how convinced many of you were leave was gonna lose the referendum?

I followed the last brit election thread and there was absolutely no one with any hope in 2017. Literally every post was how tos on surviving in a world with 500 Tory mps.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




CoolCab posted:

I have The Fear extremely bad and as such I appreciate the cspam energy

lily allen or jarvis cocker fear

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


hope is dead. now is the time of monsters

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
tbqh the british have been one of the most laughable nations for decades now and keeping boris would be v. much in stride with that

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Either corbyn wins or the anglosphere further slides towards destruction. A win-win really

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Squizzle posted:

reminding myself

there is no gangtag btw

There's the UKMT one, Corbyn's jammie dodgers or w/e. I think there's been a miliband one once upon a time too.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




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