|
14 year old me, prank calling a middle aged brit: Is your prime minister running? gammon: err, yes? me: *Snickers* well you better go let him out then!
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:02 |
|
|
# ? May 9, 2024 15:49 |
|
mps should just use "a friend of mine"
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:03 |
|
Bip Roberts posted:mps should just use "a friend of mine" also division for voting can be called "seeing a man about a dog"
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:06 |
|
Pener Kropoopkin posted:Who knew English had so many honorifics. Just like the noble Japanese. The only difference between the english and Japanese is that the Japanese got nuked.
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:10 |
|
Pener Kropoopkin posted:Who knew English had so many honorifics. Just like the noble Japanese. Also racist left-hand-driving rainy island-dwellers with a state religion with their monarch at the head, an extremely dodgy imperial past and an absolute shitload of weird sex stuff about a millimetre under the surface.. I'm not sure why these things go together but apparently they do.
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:11 |
|
really queer Christmas posted:The only difference between the english and Japanese is that the Japanese got nuked. there’s still time to even them out
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:13 |
|
pretty sure meiji japan just whole hog lifted English monarchy
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:13 |
|
Raskolnikov38 posted:there’s still time to even them out Squizzle posted:a miracle.....the nuclear blastings compressed all of england into a massive flawless cut emerald......in the shape of a four leaf clover!!!!
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:16 |
|
euphronius posted:pretty sure meiji japan just whole hog lifted English monarchy WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD they screamed as they torpedoed HMS Repulse.
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:16 |
|
Raskolnikov38 posted:there’s still time to even them out Have you *seen* us? Save the plutonium, you can get the same effect by waiting for a nice sunny day.
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:17 |
|
euphronius posted:pretty sure meiji japan just whole hog lifted English monarchy that methods might have been adopted from europeans, but the will was always there hence invading Korea the first time in the 1590's
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:18 |
|
Remember how you people had hope for the last election, and how convinced many of you were leave was gonna lose the referendum?
Dance Officer has issued a correction as of 17:30 on Dec 11, 2019 |
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:27 |
|
goddamnedtwisto posted:Also racist left-hand-driving rainy island-dwellers with a state religion with their monarch at the head, an extremely dodgy imperial past and an absolute shitload of weird sex stuff about a millimetre under the surface.. I'm not sure why these things go together but apparently they do. also current shithead right wing governments Japanese food is world class tho
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:28 |
|
Pener Kropoopkin posted:horrorifics
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:29 |
|
I wonder which Japanese person it was that first put the pieces together: "Wait a minute, this pissy little island off the coast of Europe somehow controls half the world with nothing more than failsons, flags, and massive brutality... but we've got bigger islands and more failsons..." and then sprinted to the flagmakers stopping only to put in an order for 18" naval guns.
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:36 |
|
categorically not hiding in the fridge.
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:39 |
|
Hiding in a fridge is how you survive
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:39 |
|
goddamnedtwisto posted:I wonder which Japanese person it was that first put the pieces together: "Wait a minute, this pissy little island off the coast of Europe somehow controls half the world with nothing more than failsons, flags, and massive brutality... but we've got bigger islands and more failsons..." and then sprinted to the flagmakers stopping only to put in an order for 18" naval guns. The Japanese figured pretty quick after Commodore Perry forcibly opened them up that they need to get the ball rolling on producing their own explosive shells and steam engines.
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:49 |
|
I never thought they'd lock ME in a fridge, says woman who voted for locking-people-in-fridges party.
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:52 |
|
goddamnedtwisto posted:I'm British and I entirely get it. I don't see the overlap between craving annihilation of the British isles, and encouraging everyone to vote for the party that will save the most lives. I am very conscious that cspam has what I will describe as Complex Brains though 13 hrs till I can vote for a socialist though so that's good
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:57 |
|
goddamnedtwisto posted:I wonder which Japanese person it was that first put the pieces together: "Wait a minute, this pissy little island off the coast of Europe somehow controls half the world with nothing more than failsons, flags, and massive brutality... but we've got bigger islands and more failsons..." and then sprinted to the flagmakers stopping only to put in an order for 18" naval guns. probably the same guy that looked at the copies of The Protocols handed out by the nazi embassy and said “wow these Jews seem really cool and powerful let’s be friends with them”
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 17:58 |
|
Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:I don't see the overlap between craving annihilation of the British isles, and encouraging everyone to vote for the party that will save the most lives. I am very conscious that cspam has what I will describe as Complex Brains though england is bad and i want brexit to happen so scotland and ireland finally gets independence from the sassenach once and for all im an accelerationist and i take pleasure in reporting this death to colonialism, death to imperialism return the artifacts from your thieving museums to their ancestral homelands appropriators also win corbyn
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:00 |
|
yo so apparently England is having an election tomorrow, so in the off chance that all y'all englanders have missed that it was coming up you should just vote for the lib dems they're the only not-racist party. I've been following english politics for a while now, so you can trust that I know what I am talking about
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:00 |
|
this is a glorious rant thread... https://twitter.com/MrOMFGWTAF/status/1204490679742816256
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:03 |
|
Hope the Tories win by 1 seat, privatize the NHS, and an American system is installed where the pig-poo poo caked Britons will be forced to refer to it as "the hospital."
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:15 |
|
there's also a good chance that if corbs wins the establishment mashes the backstab button so hard that scotland and ni pop off in the bloody aftermath
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:20 |
|
Olympic Mathlete posted:this is a glorious rant thread... That was a cathartic thread, thank you. Edit: https://twitter.com/MrOMFGWTAF/status/1204805543736557568 Dravs has issued a correction as of 18:34 on Dec 11, 2019 |
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:30 |
|
Glenn Quebec posted:You See it is This kind of Music which has brought Rot into Our Citizens and Especially our Youth's mind. It Is Self destruction, alright – as soon as the Borders Were Opened! I am over 70 Years of Age and I have Never Been On the Dole. I recall in 1975 that At least back then you could walk home Late at Night without getting beaten (or worse). When You could sit in a pub that Had More than SIMPLY one drunken generation fighting and marauding all over the Place. When Sharia grooming gangs weren’t pulling Youths off the street. When you could still live on An Estate with People who had PRIDE in their houses, even though they belonged to the Council. When you could go to School and come out with a Decent Education even though you didn’t live in the best part of the country. When the Youth actually played out, Developed their Bones, Muscles and Friendships instead of sat on their Arses 12 hours a day, isolating themselves playing Video Games then having to see a psychiatrist to unscramble their Brains. When you could go for a day’s shopping in London without someone on a moped snatching your handbag. When the Shops in the High Street didn’t look like 3rd world Flogging off all kinds of ethnic crap. When every Other Town Centre shop wasn’t a takeaway chicken joint fronting up Nefarious Activities. When you could ride the Tube without getting robbed blind by someone dodgy. When there were no ‘beds in sheds’ wrecking the London suburbs. When kids could go to a concert without getting off their heads on drugs. When people could have a Proper British political discussion without all the hate… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV_25f-6z_o
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:34 |
|
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1204818363354140678 oh holy gently caress absolute boy
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:41 |
|
Ayn Randi posted:https://twitter.com/BrendanDevlin50/status/1204702122782199808 stand down you coward
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:49 |
|
mike12345 posted:I'm toxxing for fridgeman, feel free to ban me tomorrow. also, please if possible put that gangtag under my trump one reminding myself there is no gangtag btw
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:50 |
|
Squizzle posted:stand down you coward he can't, the ballots have already been printed. this is the best he can do and is likely going to hand the seat over as it is
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:50 |
|
have you heard about the pm in a fridge trope?
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:53 |
|
Dance Officer posted:Remember how you people had hope for the last election, and how convinced many of you were leave was gonna lose the referendum? I followed the last brit election thread and there was absolutely no one with any hope in 2017. Literally every post was how tos on surviving in a world with 500 Tory mps.
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:54 |
|
CoolCab posted:I have The Fear extremely bad and as such I appreciate the cspam energy lily allen or jarvis cocker fear
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:54 |
|
hope is dead. now is the time of monsters
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 19:09 |
|
tbqh the british have been one of the most laughable nations for decades now and keeping boris would be v. much in stride with that
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 19:11 |
|
Either corbyn wins or the anglosphere further slides towards destruction. A win-win really
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 19:14 |
|
Squizzle posted:reminding myself There's the UKMT one, Corbyn's jammie dodgers or w/e. I think there's been a miliband one once upon a time too.
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 19:14 |
|
|
# ? May 9, 2024 15:49 |
|
|
# ? Dec 11, 2019 19:18 |