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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Removing bad tweet from bad tweeter


https://twitter.com/mcjesse/status/1204511085283307521

Ambitious Spider has a new favorite as of 14:51 on Dec 11, 2019

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

dumb, gaslighting bullshit from a wannabe twitter comedian who sicced his followers on someone whose only crime was getting a silly tattoo

bad tweets thread is ===>

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

I'm the obviously temporary tattoo

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Memento posted:

dumb, gaslighting bullshit from a wannabe twitter comedian who sicced his followers on someone whose only crime was getting a silly tattoo

bad tweets thread is ===>

I did not know the context. That’s terrible

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/greatestjubilee/status/1204611053792956416

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ambitious Spider posted:

I did not know the context. That’s terrible

It's not the context

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

zoux posted:

It's not the context

well what's your take on the context? I thought I summed it up pretty well.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The take is that the original dude got a meme tattoo with the intent of it going viral and making money off of it, someone noticed he only got like 200 likes on it so as a joke the "wannabe comedian" said the tattoo was his, everyone pretended it was his to piss off the original tattoo guy, which it did.

Peoples' whose only crime was doing something stupid on the internet is the subject of how many threads in this subforum alone

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Yeah but the dude with literally a hundred thousand followers deciding he was going to make fun of the nobody for the crime of being a nobody who wanted to maybe be a somebody is a piece of poo poo for doing so and I don't feel that's a particularly controversial stance

gently caress it, I guess I don't get twitter comedy anymore, if I ever did

carry on

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

Cher would stomp the langoliers and it wouldn't even be close

:hmmyes: langoliers only eat bad lazy children who waste time, Cher has had a prolific career spanning 5 decades

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Dude tried to do the version of getting goldenmonkey.com or whatever brand tattoo money on spec and got made fun of on the internet for it. It happens.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Holy poo poo lol

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008

Straight White Shark posted:

:hmmyes: langoliers only eat bad lazy children who waste time, Cher has had a prolific career spanning 5 decades

Cher wants to turn back time but the Langoliers are eating it, this poo poo writes itself

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/topherflorence/status/1204780126967345152

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

zoux posted:

Having never read it, what's the chilling consequence to Dorian Grey staying youthful for a really long time while some dumbass portrait in his attic gets old. Becuase that seems like a good goddamn deal.

https://twitter.com/aedison/status/975165568520204288

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
If I had a painting that copped my hangovers I would become a completely unmitigated grogmonster guaranteed

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Schneider Inside Her posted:

If I had a painting that copped my hangovers I would become a completely unmitigated grogmonster guaranteed

How is that any different than you live now

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I wouldn't even hide the drat painting, I'd mock it to its face. Fuckin' dumbass devil thanks for the consequence free life. Now I'm going to create Life from Death using grave robbing, to similar personal benefit.

https://twitter.com/ohip13/status/1204802027227926528

HO HO HO NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

zoux has a new favorite as of 18:02 on Dec 11, 2019

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

I wouldn't even hide the drat painting, I'd mock it to its face. Fuckin' dumbass devil thanks for the consequence free life. Now I'm going to create Life from Death using grave robbing, to similar personal benefit.

https://twitter.com/ohip13/status/1204802027227926528

HO HO HO NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

"Will see you in Davos"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/SWhyno/status/1204798823723413515

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

zoux posted:

I wouldn't even hide the drat painting, I'd mock it to its face. Fuckin' dumbass devil thanks for the consequence free life. Now I'm going to create Life from Death using grave robbing, to similar personal benefit.

https://twitter.com/ohip13/status/1204802027227926528

HO HO HO NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

holy poo poo I swear I separated my recyclables please don't

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/internetkendra/status/1204469964905701381

https://twitter.com/HanGraceMusic/status/1204373220117401600

https://twitter.com/trophypigtail/status/1163129525905104899

https://twitter.com/dusttodigital/status/1204725719231848448

Olaf The Stout
Oct 16, 2009

FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

Schneider Inside Her posted:

If I had a painting that copped my hangovers I would become a completely unmitigated grogmonster guaranteed

In the discworld books, there's a god of drinking wine and a god of hangovers, and whatever the wine god drinks he outputs his hangover to the hangover god.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Y'all are cool, stay off Twitter the next coupla days

http://twitter.com/annamerlan/status/1204832252468686848

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ewiley posted:

holy poo poo I swear I separated my recyclables please don't

Did you bring a reusable bag to the grocery store?

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)


Beagle advice was right there dammit!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/HackedOffHugh/status/1204851528105902083

Hello Scotland Yard, there's been a murder

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

:sbahj:

Content:

https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/1204374900393304064

Memento has a new favorite as of 00:15 on Dec 12, 2019

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bobbyxlong/status/1204800744945311747?s=19

Edit:
https://twitter.com/__acadame/status/1204926261862322179?s=19

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 03:06 on Dec 12, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh to be that off-line...

https://mobile.twitter.com/lizchar/status/1204958353165869056

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Our world is so much weirder and more beautiful than I can imagine.

https://twitter.com/JFrankensteiner/status/1205007473284993024?s=20

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

When can we get a grimdark terminator style inspector gadget?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Skwirl posted:

Our world is so much weirder and more beautiful than I can imagine.

https://twitter.com/JFrankensteiner/status/1205007473284993024?s=20

Not calling you or the tweeter a liar but there is no way this is real.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Can't see Jimi getting into this kind of material


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKYHGskALD4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Inceltown posted:

Not calling you or the tweeter a liar but there is no way this is real.

Yeah it's a real band but never had Pesci or Hendrix in the line-up

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Memento posted:

Yeah it's a real band but never had Pesci or Hendrix in the line-up

So the story is at least half true then.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Inceltown posted:

Not calling you or the tweeter a liar but there is no way this is real.
It's plausible. Pesci released his first album in 1968.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_GaV8RZiU

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




I'm calling it implausible. Hendrix was a paratrooper in the US Army based in Seattle at the time. No way he was in a NY house band at the same time.

It's plausible that Joe Pecsi played in the band, he was very much in and around the music scene in NY and NJ at that time.

Aramoro has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Dec 12, 2019

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Wikipedia says Pesci briefly did play with that band but doesn't say poo poo about Hendrix. So I'm going to go with the Hendrix part being the lie.

And poo poo I hope pesci's guitar playing was better than his singing. He sings like an aggravated anus.

slinkimalinki has a new favorite as of 08:59 on Dec 12, 2019

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://mobile.twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1205031081763844096

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