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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Wow, Tory supermajority!

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/ljayes/status/1205205524352045056

if this happens does it mean Boris is no longer PM

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hung parliament - only big-dicked mps were elected

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbzRuZmqVM

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/ljayes/status/1205205524352045056

if this happens does it mean Boris is no longer PM

no but it's very funny

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Valko posted:

I am so anxious. Somebody in this thread already said they have two crates of beer waiting for them after the exit polls. I didn't wait. I'm already about half a litre of vodka into self therapy. Every time I drink it seems like the outside world is shouting at me. I don't think I have mentioned this ITT before but I am a relapsed alcoholic with numerous mental health issues. I really hope that bottle of vodka doesn't jinx this election for me.

Daring to hope.

I was making progress right up until two years ago when the tory cuts finally caught up to me.

Corbyn needs to win this.

Everytime I went looking for help over the past two years I've been shot down. Nobody wants to see me and help me if I managed to survive this long without professional help. I realise that there are people out there with life threatening illnesses who are more in need than I am but I could still be a contributing member of society if I just got the help I needed.

I am 37 years old and living with my parents. You don't have to tell me how pathetic that is. I made the decision back in my late 20's to finally buck the trend and do something positive. I've been in and out of hospitals and care homes and seen enough people become instituionalised that I didn't want it to happen to me.

I don't know where I am going with this. If Corbyn doesn't win I am not going to go the way like so many other people have. I realise that I am so lucky that my parents have taken me back in.

I AM NOT GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE LISTED AS A STATISITC. *THIS WAS A DEATH OF DESPAIR*

I will not kill myself. Other people will die before that happens. You and I both know who they are.

you are not pathetic. and the existence of other suffering, even if more desperate, does not negate yr own. it sounds like you feel shame, or anger, or sadness about yrself. thats human and understandable, but it is equally unmerited. you have the self awareness to recognise yr alcoholism—one of the most pernicious, difficult medical issues to acknowledge; and recognising it, admit it to others, which even on a fuckin internet shitpost den is courageous and difficult. the world needs people w yr strength, yr awareness, and yr courage. i certainly need to be living in a world w more people of yr character, so, not to be selfish, but: thank you for being here, and making yrself known, and being so fuckin strong. we love you, friendo. and im proud of you. i admire you

:sympathy:

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
Presumably the media is aware of the results of the poll, they just can't release it yeah? Are they smug? Funneling their assets overseas?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
:rip: somebody

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
he'll just get dropped in a different safe constituency for a by-election if that were to happen

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/ljayes/status/1205205524352045056

if this happens does it mean Boris is no longer PM

Gotta be mp to be pm as per Tory rules

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXeqXo8YePw

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NRbycO0O_k

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
:f5:

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


apparently if someone wins a majority they have to beg the queen for permission to start a new government

extremely normal country lol

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/ljayes/status/1205205524352045056

if this happens does it mean Boris is no longer PM

Iirc the Tories can only have an mp as prime minister, so yes

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/robblackie/status/1205229777528991746?s=20

Wow, prime minister Chuka!

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Who is the new queen?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Ruzihm posted:

apparently if someone wins a majority they have to beg the queen for permission to start a new government

extremely normal country lol

lol imagine the queen with jezza

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Vapor Moon posted:

Gotta be mp to be pm as per Tory rules

'tory rules'

lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/ljayes/status/1205205524352045056

if this happens does it mean Boris is no longer PM

he needs to kill a pauper in the next hour and symbolically "elect" the corpse

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
lol does the bbc have some excitable dude doing some AR seat total animations

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
gently caress one minute

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Vapor Moon posted:

Gotta be mp to be pm as per Tory rules

he would just do another election somewhere else, because it's too fun

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

aaaaah brace for impact

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Zoran posted:

gently caress one minute

gently caress minute one

THS
Sep 15, 2017

[immediately all UK TV stations cut to emergency signal]

LIVE FEED from the Ministry of Defence

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
HOLY poo poo

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
its going to be garbage, i can feel it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
do it!!!!

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

WOW

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

i'm incredibly loving nervous

*really* loving nervous

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
MAOSTALIN kaiju emerging from the channel

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
eeeeeeeeeeeee

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Today we finally find out what brexit means

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Ah bugger, I've poo'ed.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
gently caress

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

spaceblancmange posted:

Who is the new queen?

donald trum

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

HiHo ChiRho posted:

My election prediction:

-Chuka wins in a landslide
-Boris loses his seat
-Tories are short 1 MP for a majority in parliament
-Chuka switches to be a Tory in exchange for becoming PM

Chuka delivers no deal Brexit

I'm going to amend my prediction to include Jo Swinson losing her seat as well

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
well poo poo

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