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Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

Jose posted:

Anyone fancy helping me escape the UK because currently my only option is Israel

Buy a boat pick a direction and sail

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

smarxist posted:

gonna set up a bootlegging route to England for basic necessities of life

right, once we corner the essentials like bread and medicine, we should look at oil :o:

have my broker talk to your broker *presses bluetooth headset doucheily*

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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Jose posted:

Anyone fancy helping me escape the UK because currently my only option is Israel
You can crash on my couch but just a warning I live in a small town and the public transport is poo poo. We got weed though.

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole
The Kaiser was right

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

hope you brits like mckinsey jackals picking your nhs clean to the bone

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Bedshaped posted:

feel sorry for the brits but this is the greatest oppourtunity at a united ireland in 100 years.

I genuinely think the brexit referendum doomed the UK. Scotland wanted to be in, and there's no way for northern ireland to exist in the strange state its in unless they're able to skirt a lot of the things that usually accompany borders between countries.

Nice work, Cameron! I guess we'll see if the US can be saved next year, huh?

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/uxthom/status/1205251076439584773

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

pathetic little tramp posted:

As a person of Indian descent, I mean... I would love Scottish independence, one Ireland, and for the tory fucks to preside over the final collapse of the empire that genocided my people

But I still feel really loving bad for the poor and the sick who are going to be utterly hosed by the dismantling of their best social programs

Yeah ive been joking about this but the worst people in England will prosper and everyone else gets to die

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I feel weak. What the gently caress just happened.

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
At this point, I just want to find out just how much LibDem splitting the vote hosed everything up.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Jose posted:

Anyone fancy helping me escape the UK because currently my only option is Israel

sorry, no way am i going to risk poseidon's wrath like this

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

Lmao just realized getfiscal looks like a marginally healthier shoenice

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

GSD posted:

people looked at bojo and said

yes more of that please

ghouldaddy07
Jun 23, 2008
Commiserations to all the working class Brit goons. If it's any consolation we're all doomed.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
you should possibly consider violent civil unrest, electoralism doesn't seem to be working

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Fitting that tomorrow is Friday 13th

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
That'll be it for Corbyn, I reckon. His detractors in the party will rally behind a new figurehead to oust him, if the exit polls are as bad as they seem. The neoliberal consensus will march on, and the dream of a lefty government will be smothered in it's cot. Even if he has another crack at it, it won't matter. We're an island of bigoted, hateful, spiteful misanthropes who are the embodiment of the "gently caress you, got mine" mindset, with a reprehensible government that is backed up by and in cahoots with a cowtowing media.

I'm really happy for the people in here yucking it up for having the capacity to do so. I'm just tired. And frightened. And despairing.

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
The US is going to go through the same hope-extermination in about 11 months so everyone, right now, just try and bury deep in your heart this feeling right now

this is all there is, and nothing more

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
My condolences.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


small glimmer of (prob false) hope

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1205251536374444032?s=21

cyka blyat
Sep 12, 2018

1999. What appeared to be a harmless meteorite crashing in the Nevada desert has turned out to be Darc Seed, an evil alien creature with horrible powers. By shooting strange magnetic rays, Darc Seed had turned the helpless nation into zombies and had brought the Statue of Liberty to life to do his dirty work. These rays had also given him control over many deadly weapons, but none were more powerful than the legendary samurai sword, Shura. When the great head of the samurai, Namakubi, heard that the sword had fallen into evil hands, he set off immediately for the United States. For only he possessed the strength and knowledge needed to recapture the magical sword and free the U.S. from the evil clutches of Darc Seed.

Guess trump is winning because hellworld

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Heath posted:

Was this how it felt in 2016 watching the US?

Yes.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Parity warning posted:

i still don't "get" brexit

it's too hard to loot the UK's public institutions with the EU around, and there's enough general resentment towards europe + immigrants + some euroskeptic labour voters to show that the majority of Britons want to leave to make it happen

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
oh my god boris johnson is your actual real elected by the people prime minister now holy poo poo hahahahahahahahahahaha

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

GABA ghoul posted:

The form of the destuctor has been chosen

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
Well, I'm glad the exit polls crushed my spirit before I went to bed so I don't have to wake up in the morning and spend the day with crippling depression.

I'm pretty sure if it holds then Corbyn will have to resign. I don't see a way forward for him. This would be a crushing result.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Jose posted:

Anyone fancy helping me escape the UK because currently my only option is Israel

I have Irish citizenship, but there's only a short window for us to elope before the DUP ban same-sex marriage again.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Mackers posted:

oh my god boris johnson is your actual real elected by the people prime minister now holy poo poo hahahahahahahahahahaha

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Jose posted:

Anyone fancy helping me escape the UK because currently my only option is Israel

I'll gay marriage of convenience you if you come to nz

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

The CIA wins another election

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


cyka blyat posted:

Guess trump is winning because hellworld

if brexit kicks off the global recession apocalypse we all know is coming he'll probably lose so i guess if that happens we can thank the Brits

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
at least there's going to be a lot of things to be ironic about in the coming weeks

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Deeply different responses to this post from when I made it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
if anyone was drinking during the results and had bottles with caps, save the caps and the glass

buy seeds, start a farm in your backyard, build security walls, start stripping wires, pull out any nails you can find in abandoned lots and homes

don't throw anything out, compost your rotten food, quit your job and use the delinquent rent bills to start fires using the paper as kindling once utility cuts out, get some rainbarrels, steal from greggs or tesco when possible

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



it's ok uk goons , we'll re-elect trtgpmn too

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



Not looking forward to when the United States answers for its slavery and genocides.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Nah, this one was swift, brutal punch to the gut, the US electoral process made it more a long, drawn out procedure.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

who’s going to be the next labour leader

do y’all have your own Hillary or Mayor Pete who will “clean house” of “anti semitism” (as well as socialism of course)

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

CongoJack posted:

The Kaiser was right

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Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

cyka blyat posted:

Guess trump is winning because hellworld

You shouldn't have picked the dark timeline then!

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