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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

a landslide victory today for the Liberal Democrats, picking up a single seat

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An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Well...

gently caress

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Lastgirl posted:

get tactical training for no reason!!! learn the basics of CQC!!! grab a shitton of field kits and k-rats from the nearest military base!!

use the old subway tunnels from the german bombing campaigns as your new home!!

From the makers of STALKER and Metro 2033...

LORRY 2020

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

get tactical training for no reason!!! learn the basics of CQC!!! grab a shitton of field kits and k-rats from the nearest military base!!

use the old subway tunnels from the german bombing campaigns as your new home!!

hoard calorie mates

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Wow your whole island is pretty dumb huh?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
big lols big :rip:s

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Inshallah Britain got what it deserves god willing Bojo will continue to be re-elected for eternity

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
lookin forward to returning to an independent scotland, shame about the mass death and suffering

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Al! posted:

hoard calorie mates

if you eat electric eels, you'll charge all electronic items on your person

how? I... don't know how, but it works :science:

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

WHY DID YOU loving IDIOTS NOT JUST INSTALL CORBYN FOR ANOTHER GO-AROUND WHILE YOU HAD THE loving MAJORITY YSDG ADFHdv gggh

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

So Scotland wants to leave Britain?

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Willie Tomg posted:

Congratulations to all UK residents who're going to get to deal with American health care. I'm in the CSPAM discord, DM me for tips on how to perform quick surgeries on yourself and others because you don't have even 5% of an $8000 deductible.

things i have done that i can help you with include:

--practical local anesthesia
--self-suturing
--drainage/excision
--burn care (1st and 2nd degree)
--splint manufacture and how to work a manual job while not fracturing your hand/wrist/arm worse than they already have been.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0orbInbsGk&t=95s

I am being completely serious.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

i seriously blame the lib dems for this. jesus gently caress they're annoying assholes

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/305906786408480770

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

welp time to have a drink

Jeff the Mediocre
Dec 30, 2013


Also no olds are going to have to deal with private insurance they'll just keep the NHS for people above 65 and everybody else can feel the joy of the US's hell system. Sorry UKians.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://youtu.be/596vi4HLNj4

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
The absolute face on Arlene Foster when age realises the Tories have a majority and they don't need anyone to bring about their terrible plans anymore.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
buy a flint napping kit and learn how to use it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

V. Illych L. posted:

i seriously blame the lib dems for this. jesus gently caress they're annoying assholes

excuse me, I'm gonna have to deduct all this swearing and uncouth behavior from your :swinson:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
It's time to admit that bojo is an extraordinarily talented politician

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Willie Tomg posted:

I am being completely serious.

i needa fix my acl how do

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Lastgirl posted:

excuse me, I'm gonna have to deduct all this swearing and uncouth behavior from your :swinson:

swinson looks set to lose her seat lol

but like, whateva at this point

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
noone will be saved, hellworld will consume us all

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Homeless Friend posted:

It's time to admit that bojo is an extraordinarily talented politician

this is the moment boris johnson became pm

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

PostNouveau posted:

Wow your whole island is pretty dumb huh?

Don't look at us north of the border!

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Well guys we're in this together. Through whatever our betters decide to do to us diseased rabble.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
buy rope bracelets!!! learn how to suture your own wounds!!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Homeless Friend posted:

It's time to admit that bojo is an extraordinarily talented politician

no way he didn't try to rig it

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Jeff the Mediocre posted:

Also no olds are going to have to deal with private insurance they'll just keep the NHS for people above 65 and everybody else can feel the joy of the US's hell system. Sorry UKians.

Lol no they are going full American, because they’ve figured out that they can be dying but will still vote conservative so get ready for old people couples murder suiciding themselves when they can’t pay for insulin

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
46% Tory hahaha what the gently caress is wrong with the English as a species??

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

britain is safe from anti-semitism once again

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
congratulations to the soon to be independent countries of Scotland and Wales!

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Willie Tomg posted:

I am being completely serious.

This is literally the poo poo we do all the time over here. If we get a bad cut we sew it up ourselves. We lance and drain things ourselves. We go through diseases on willpower, webMD, and the cheapest poo poo we can find. We ration our medication, even if we need it every day. We ignore our bodies screaming at us that we have issues with our joints, our muscles, our bones, and our brains because we can't afford to get them looked at. We die early because we're never treated.

I'm sorry your people voted for pain. I don't know why they did it. I don't think I'll ever know.

Grondoth has issued a correction as of 23:44 on Dec 12, 2019

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

tomorrow i am going to get up and almost immediately start agitating for socialism & compassion towards my fellow human beings

THS
Sep 15, 2017

you have to suffocate your grandparents and parents and uncles and aunts with pillows while they sleep. it’s best that it’s you. but if you can’t go forward with it, maybe agree to a swap suffocation with a trusted friend with tory relatives

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

twoday posted:

congratulations to the soon to be independent countries of Scotland and Wales!

Boris won't recognize a Scottish Independence referendum.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/1205240683545743360

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

V. Illych L. posted:

i seriously blame the lib dems for this. jesus gently caress they're annoying assholes

this is 100% a result of lib dem vote splitting

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Curious in regards to "brexit" viz. what it means

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