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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

xtothez posted:

Cons win Blyth Valley from Labour by 712 votes

christ, it's bed time

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

baka kaba posted:

wasn't there talk of *mutes mark francois* a new per-constituency predictor though?
like do they usually have this tool?

They haven't previously *released* that data but yes, that's how they build the result that they publish.

And the first three results have gone more or less exactly according to the exit poll, so I'm going to bed.

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

xtothez posted:

Cons win Blyth Valley from Labour by 712 votes

gently caress the lib dems lmao

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
OK yeah now I'm willing to concede we're hosed. Hope there are at least a few decent scalps as a consolation prize. I still want to laugh hollowly at Swinson, Umunna and IDS losing their seats even if it doesn't really matter.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Propaganda Hour posted:

Brexit just seems to be the gift that keeps on giving, huh?
Sure is

Scotland needs to bail already

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


hitchensgoespop posted:

Somebody post that pic of the dog in the house on fire but photoshop him saying "this is definitely not Corbyn's fault"
I mean it's the media's fault first and foremost.

Corbyn has to go because there's been too many mistakes that haven't helped, but it's minutiae compared to the smears about antisemitism.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Drone_Fragger posted:

Re midlands:

Thatcher hosed the midlands hardest of any of the industrial towns, repeatedly and brutally. Then the Tories blamed the EU for loving the midlands. Then the midlands voted to leave the EU quite heavily because the EU spawned thatcher and her policies, according to the tories. Then the Tories won the midlands because only they could stop the EU from keeping going with Thatchers tory policies which were loving the midlands.

also, racism. Midlands is full of racists.

well it also helped that finally, finally after 18 years in the wilderness, labour got back in, and then spent 13 years not helping the midlands at all and telling them that nothing could be done about the hollowing-out and it was their own fault for not adjusting to the new economy.

El Grillo
Jan 3, 2008
Fun Shoe
Blythe valley lost. Exit poll very likely accurate.

Jose posted:

nobody on the left of the party will escape the monstering corbyn got. they're going to be crowing about their victory and go even harder next time
Yes. But if you accept that the monstering is the entirety of the reason corbyn is so disastrously unpopular, then you accept that there is no hope for anyone. And that is (a) not grounded in reality - some people are better politicians/leaders than others, this necessarily will make a difference to how badly they are affected by negative press, and (b) it is also despair, which is the greatest evil we face, a toxic poison which is the greatest danger to our future, greater even than the genuinely loving evil motherfuckers such as the Tories who are actively damaging to society and human beings in general.

There is a leadership which could do better. JC is not a great politician and never has been. gently caress knows who it is but we can do better.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Jo Swinson is a piece of poo poo and I'd be interested to see how many seats labour loses for the sole reason she split the vote with her propaganda resulting in some ridiculous "conservative win seat with 31% of the vote to labours 29 and lib dems 20% shenanigans"

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

mila kunis posted:

gently caress the lib dems lmao

lib dem vote was totally steady there, the real impact was votes flowing directly out of labour and into bxp and tories

people really do be single issue brexit voting

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

El Grillo posted:

Blythe valley lost. Exit poll very likely accurate.

Yes. But if you accept that the monstering is the entirety of the reason corbyn is so disastrously unpopular, then you accept that there is no hope for anyone. And that is (a) not grounded in reality - some people are better politicians/leaders than others, this necessarily will make a difference to how badly they are affected by negative press, and (b) it is also despair, which is the greatest evil we face, a toxic poison which is the greatest danger to our future, greater even than the genuinely loving evil motherfuckers such as the Tories who are actively damaging to society and human beings in general.

it mostly makes me depressed that support for israel is always going to be implicit now

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
My condolences fellow Goons.

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010
Can we at least accept that Corbyn failed

Fyuz
Dec 15, 2004

Jose posted:

i voted for nick brown but i have gently caress all to do until after christmas what with being unemployed

Blyth goes blue, probably time to call it a night. PM if you want a pint and we'll talk this poo poo out.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Imagine the poor bastards who went to bed early, and are going to try to read through 20k posts of this

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Barry Shitpeas posted:

this is the worst pwm reunion

Yeah

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib
Ah, the final part of hope has died. Climate Change, Raw dog Brexit.... do it. Do it all.

Come on Trump. Let's gently caress the world. Burn it all down.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Memories

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/920634966354128896?s=20

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ash Crimson posted:

Can we at least accept that Corbyn failed

I don't really know that it encapsulates the totality of the problem.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

well it also helped that finally, finally after 18 years in the wilderness, labour got back in, and then spent 13 years not helping the midlands at all and telling them that nothing could be done about the hollowing-out and it was their own fault for not adjusting to the new economy.

I mean yea, I dunno if you noticed but new labour wasn't socialist except in the sense they thought maybe letting the poors starve to death was bad for buisness. They were neoliberals through and through and that's the problem.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Drone_Fragger posted:

Jo Swinson is a piece of poo poo and I'd be interested to see how many seats labour loses for the sole reason she split the vote with her propaganda resulting in some ridiculous "conservative win seat with 31% of the vote to labours 29 and lib dems 20% shenanigans"

It's looking like the lib Dems didn't even get much in terms of votes. Everyone just voted loving Tory lmao

ThanosWasRight
May 12, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm sorry you'll all be losing healthcare

If it's any consolation it's better to be dead than British apparently.

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

Ash Crimson posted:

Can we at least accept that Corbyn failed

Corbyn cannot fail, he can only be failed.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

FlamingLiberal posted:

Sure is

Scotland needs to bail already

Scotland should definitely consider saving themselves, but if they leave the UK, then the remainder will only be even more dominated by the Tories.

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib

Ash Crimson posted:

Can we at least accept that Corbyn failed

https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1205258807888240640

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I don't really know that it encapsulates the totality of the problem.

I'm very upset and emotional right now.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


El Grillo posted:

some people are better politicians/leaders than others, this necessarily will make a difference to how badly they are affected by negative press.

The only way to escape a monstering by the press is to be a red painted Tory

Saith
Oct 10, 2010

Asahina...
Regular Penguins look just the same!

Ash Crimson posted:

Can we at least accept that Corbyn failed

why the gently caress are you so happy about this? why are you gloating?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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No.

I will not let this be the end. Not of me nor of the people I love.

I think if there is anything we can do now, it is organise it is build ourselves things that cope and care for people, it is be as kind as we can without limit.

I'm sad and have the terrible sinking feeling in my gut that comes from fear. But all we can do is fight. Probably forever.

Lassitude
Oct 21, 2003

Ash Crimson posted:

Can we at least accept that Corbyn failed

My favorite was when he was asked a couple weeks ago if he's for or against Brexit, and he said he's for whatever the people want. True leadership.

minema
May 31, 2011
ive spent 5 years of my life working towards being a physiotherapist so i can work on the wards for the NHS and now i dont even know what sort of future itll be. my husband said i can always go private but i know i'll be working myself to death for the NHS until its gone.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
I'm diabetic and I'm kinda scared lol

No really, I'm very, very scared

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Natural 20 posted:

Corbyn cannot fail, he can only be failed.

Forgive me Corby-san

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

mila kunis posted:

gently caress the lib dems lmao

Lib Dems gained almost nothing. Greens gained almost nothing. Conservatives gained less than 2000.

Blythe Valley was pretty much 3000 Labour voters going directly to the Brexit party.

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1205269917085454336

this mf was really named "morpeth"

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


This isn't a requirement to tack to the centre - this is just leave voting areas being angry at labour for being "too remain" and not wanting a second referendum. Left-wing politics can still win, Brexit has just hosed us over.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

El Grillo posted:

Yes. But if you accept that the monstering is the entirety of the reason corbyn is so disastrously unpopular, then you accept that there is no hope for anyone. And that is (a) not grounded in reality - some people are better politicians/leaders than others, this necessarily will make a difference to how badly they are affected by negative press, and (b) it is also despair, which is the greatest evil we face, a toxic poison which is the greatest danger to our future, greater even than the genuinely loving evil motherfuckers such as the Tories who are actively damaging to society and human beings in general.

There is a leadership which could do better. JC is not a great politician and never has been. gently caress knows who it is but we can do better.

Yup. It's easy to say 'the press would have treated everyone this badly', but that doesn't actually help. There are left-wing politicians that can handle a tough interview better than Corbyn. That can make jokes in PMQs better than Corbyn. That don't have the past associations Corbyn has.

Corbyn achieved the nearly impossible by realigning the Labour party and actually winning seats in 2017. He just had the appalling luck to be stuck between a rock and a hard place on Brexit.

We lost today. New fight starts tomorrow.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Lassitude posted:

My favorite was when he was asked a couple weeks ago if he's for or against Brexit, and he said he's for whatever the people want. True leadership.

Well he hadn't seen the exit polls yet.

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

Saith posted:

why the gently caress are you so happy about this? why are you gloating?

What are you trying to say

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

ThomasPaine posted:

I'm diabetic and I'm kinda scared lol

No really, I'm very, very scared

can i get a donation before you die. sorry this is grim to ask but you never know

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