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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Darth Walrus posted:

Remember that 406 constituencies voted Leave and 242 voted Remain. This is just those results finally translating into a general election.

See my post above yours.

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Oh look, some good news:
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1205307945652826112
gently caress OFF FRANK FIELD

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
Yep, we're hosed.

Wycome got +2k for Labour ... but we still lost it Steve loving Baker.

Turnout has hosed us. My thoughts with everyone who is going to get utterly screwed by ultra hardcore brexit and neo-conning.

The one vague shaft of light here is once Brexit doesn't get done, we might see a backlash. But just ... gently caress.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Angepain posted:

going to have to be 20 times more gay and trans now just to spite the tories

don't blame me, it's not my choice, it's what i have to do. it's my solemn duty

Debate & Discussion › UKMT December: make it gayer

zhar
May 3, 2019

Private Speech posted:

erryone is a racist I guess and people loving love bigotry

not a positive thought

woo racism :confuoot:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



How the loving gently caress is turnout low again?! I know there was rain and Christmas dos, but what will it take to make people loving vote.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
cant wait to tell americans "hey guys you shouldnt gently caress up in the heartlands as the far right rise"

why did we send people to cw to campaign for tactical voting lmao thats like pissing on *checks notes* iowa

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Jollity Farm posted:

I am suicidal. The country and the whole world are dominated by small-minded bigots who think wealth and power are more important than human life. Why should I have to stay alive for this garbage world? My brother's cat died and it was an omen, there's nothing joyful for anyone except the shittiest people.

I won't actually kill myself because I don't want to devastate my mother. I'll be meeting her tomorrow for coffee and cake, and then to go shopping. And I'm scared of attempting suicide and failing painfully. But I don't like it, and I hope a black hole eats the whole planet, so we can be equal in apocalyptic death.

the only thing keeping me alive right now is knowing my dog would be sad if I killed myself

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

RockyB posted:

Yep, we're hosed.

Wycome got +2k for Labour ... but we still lost it Steve loving Baker.

Turnout has hosed us. My thoughts with everyone who is going to get utterly screwed by ultra hardcore brexit and neo-conning.

The one vague shaft of light here is once Brexit doesn't get done, we might see a backlash. But just ... gently caress.

The Silver Lining is that Boris is going to Brexit, and it's going to be terrible, and they won't be able to use Labour as an excuse

it's cold comfort but at this juncture the best you can do is help yourselves and each other out at a local and personal level because the Tories sure as gently caress won't.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Yeah, at this point, I'm prepared to say that the Labour leadership badly miscalculated this election, but it was in the same way that the centrist melts miscalculated it. They got too fussed about holding on in Remain seats when Leave seats had always been enough for someone to get a government majority.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Bobby Deluxe posted:

That's the thing, we need a manifesto that suckers in the melts and then day one 'oh no we accidentally put an extra zero on the end of the corporate tax lol"

Yeah exactly. And ideally the way it redistributes wealth is complicated and hard to understand and explain so everyone glosses over it during the campaign and the full impact only becomes clear when suddenly people realise it’s now 100% taxation on rental income or sth.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

What I'll be interested to see is what the turnout is like. How far off the predictions were about 90% of over 65s and 35% of under 25s voting was. How the youth voted and how the olds voted.

If the youthquake was peopled entirely by idiots who went Lib and split the opposition at a constituency level (or didn't turn up to vote), then that would be a massive problem because it means the future is probably hosed.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Dec 13, 2019

Saith
Oct 10, 2010

Asahina...
Regular Penguins look just the same!

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

The Silver Lining is that Boris is going to Brexit, and it's going to be terrible, and they won't be able to use Labour as an excuse

lol

it'll be labours fault, along with the perfidious scots and the ungrateful irish

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

The Silver Lining is that Boris is going to Brexit, and it's going to be terrible, and they won't be able to use Labour as an excuse

They can and will use Labour as an excuse. Tories lie when they open their mouths.

I think this election is a pretty decisive showing of how a second referendum would have gone and the FBPE types still won't get the message lol.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Turnout in Stroud was like 78% so maybe we might not be hosed?

But we're probably hosed.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Ursine Catastrophe posted:

The Silver Lining is that Boris is going to Brexit, and it's going to be terrible, and they won't be able to use Labour as an excuse

They'll find a loving way though, won't they. They'll blame the 190 Labour MPs or the 2000s government, and cunts will lap it up.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Clwyd South just turned Conservative. It's been Labour since its creation in '97

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Moola posted:

the only thing keeping me alive right now is knowing my dog would be sad if I killed myself

I would be sad too.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
How do you ever form a good government when it turns out the majority of people want bad things like racism and Brexit?

Like, do you just accept that you have to support the abject stupidity of Brexit regardless of what a horrid idea it is, in hopes that you can do other things which are less awful?

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

The Silver Lining is that Boris is going to Brexit, and it's going to be terrible, and they won't be able to use Labour as an excuse

it's cold comfort but at this juncture the best you can do is help yourselves and each other out at a local and personal level because the Tories sure as gently caress won't.

It'll be interesting if it happens sooner than that with a Conservative majority essentially being a rubber-stamp for Brexit. The stock market opens Friday and immediately start a cascading crash.

The Friday The 13th Crash/Depression has a ring with it.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Young Freud posted:

It'll be interesting if it happens sooner than that with a Conservative majority essentially being a rubber-stamp for Brexit. The stock market opens Friday and immediately start a cascading crash.

The Friday The 13th Crash/Depression has a ring with it.

The pound is 'soaring' [BBC words not mine] right now so nope.

Prolly be a slow economic strangulation like the past decade except even worse, somehow.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Doccykins posted:

Finished another board in Putney, only one Tory who I think we had the daughter's labour vote on our sheet who wanted to give me an earful about how she had scrimped and saved and YOU LOT WILL RUIN IT (from the doorstep of her 3 story house)

Everyone else we spoke to was lovely and had voted Labour, including one lady we flipped from non voter to Lab voter on the doorstep of the office

Ahahahhaa eat poo poo you Tory gently caress. Take every victory comrades x

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Darth Walrus posted:

Yeah, at this point, I'm prepared to say that the Labour leadership badly miscalculated this election, but it was in the same way that the centrist melts miscalculated it. They got too fussed about holding on in Remain seats when Leave seats had always been enough for someone to get a government majority.

That's the thing, it's very hard to see how this would have gone much better for the bland remainer Blairite candidate they're desperate for. I don't remember many of the centrists saying Labour should be running on a strong brexit platform focused on holding Northern seats and winning pro-leave Tory marginals.

Turns out the person that was most right was Kate loving Hoey.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

stev posted:

They'll find a loving way though, won't they. They'll blame the 190 Labour MPs or the 2000s government, and cunts will lap it up.
The best summary of this is that if the Tories hadn't achieved a minority, and the Libs stole enough votes to become kingmakers, Jo Swinson with 15 MPs would have insisted that Corbyn with 262 MPs step down as leader.

And nobody in parliament or the media would point out that it's Swinson who should step aside if her personal opinions are in the way of supposed party leanings.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
For those hoping Brexit will hurt the Tories - remember that a solid majority means 5 years of Boris. That's 5 years for the bad effects to be counter-acted by a recovery. Voters are like goldfish - they'll forget the Brexit shock if things are slowly improving (relatively speaking) by the time of the next election.

Probably more damning will be the Scottish/Irish reactions, especially if it leads to IndyRef2 or Troubles 2.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

PT6A posted:

How do you ever form a good government when it turns out the majority of people want bad things like racism and Brexit?

Like, do you just accept that you have to support the abject stupidity of Brexit regardless of what a horrid idea it is, in hopes that you can do other things which are less awful?

Let the apocalypse wash over the lands and hope for better things a few decades down the line as future generations rebuild.


This paints a grim picture of the future US election. Maybe racism alone can galvanize the working class against their own interest.

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Boris is going to be here for 5 years? Its a tie twirler

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






PT6A posted:

How do you ever form a good government when it turns out the majority of people want bad things like racism and Brexit?

Like, do you just accept that you have to support the abject stupidity of Brexit regardless of what a horrid idea it is, in hopes that you can do other things which are less awful?

Exit poll says yes. To get elected you need to make a big fuss about giving people the big stupid evil things they want and hide your actual agenda until you’re in power.

Like, one thing to come out of this is that Boris and his coterie are actually supporting the interests of the centre-right elite, which doesn’t give a poo poo about the interests of Brexit-voting northerners, only about getting paid. So a couple of years down the line we’ll probably see the gammons complaining that the death camps they were promised are overdue and over budget and there’s no money for guards or maintenance.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

stev posted:

They'll find a loving way though, won't they. They'll blame the 190 Labour MPs or the 2000s government, and cunts will lap it up.
Yeah, I reckon 'Gordon Broon Spent All the Poonds' has another decade or two to run, hahahaaaaaaaa

Not So Fast
Dec 27, 2007


Not every Tory voter is a racist, but the overwhelming message here seems to be that voters want Brexit done and voted Tory to do it, and sadly that will throw so many minorities under the bus.

One of the key things Labour needs to do is be able to rebuild a platform to talk to people, listen to them, but also explain why policies like Brexit will hurt people without talking down to them.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Ursine Catastrophe posted:

The Silver Lining is that Boris is going to Brexit, and it's going to be terrible, and they won't be able to use Labour as an excuse

Or they can just dither on it again until the next election.

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib

JosefStalinator posted:

For those hoping Brexit will hurt the Tories - remember that a solid majority means 5 years of Boris. That's 5 years for the bad effects to be counter-acted by a recovery. Voters are like goldfish - they'll forget the Brexit shock if things are slowly improving (relatively speaking) by the time of the next election.

Probably more damning will be the Scottish/Irish reactions, especially if it leads to IndyRef2 or Troubles 2.

Not to mention redistricting and voter id.

We are proper hosed.

Not So Fast posted:

every Tory voter is a racist

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Here comes the Corybmeister general

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

JosefStalinator posted:

Probably more damning will be the Scottish/Irish reactions, especially if it leads to IndyRef2 or Troubles 2.
Troubles will be great for Boris if he makes the right deals with the right arms companies. There's plenty of profit in armed conflicts.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Republicans posted:

Or they can just dither on it again until the next election.

lol i really doubt the eu's gonna be down for 5 years of extensions

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Not So Fast posted:

Not every Tory voter is a racist

i beg to differ

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






peanut- posted:

That's the thing, it's very hard to see how this would have gone much better for the bland remainer Blairite candidate they're desperate for. I don't remember many of the centrists saying Labour should be running on a strong brexit platform focused on holding Northern seats and winning pro-leave Tory marginals.

Turns out the person that was most right was Kate loving Hoey.

That’s probably true - a populist “socialism for us and gently caress the foreigners” candidate probably would have swept the board.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Yeah, the next few years will be entirely about making sure that the British public can't hurt the Tories for loving them over. This is not a party with any serious interest in democracy.

Saith
Oct 10, 2010

Asahina...
Regular Penguins look just the same!

Not So Fast posted:

Not every Tory voter is a racist, but the overwhelming message here seems to be that voters want Brexit done and voted Tory to do it, and sadly that will throw so many minorities under the bus.

One of the key things Labour needs to do is be able to rebuild a platform to talk to people, listen to them, but also explain why policies like Brexit will hurt people without talking down to them.

lol what do you think racism is?

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Jul 19, 2003

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EAT SHIT

JosefStalinator posted:

For those hoping Brexit will hurt the Tories - remember that a solid majority means 5 years of Boris. That's 5 years for the bad effects to be counter-acted by a recovery. Voters are like goldfish - they'll forget the Brexit shock if things are slowly improving (relatively speaking) by the time of the next election.

Probably more damning will be the Scottish/Irish reactions, especially if it leads to IndyRef2 or Troubles 2.

a lot of predictions put the actual brexit process as like a decade, maybe more. And it's not getting better during that time, NI and Scotland feeling more and more like splitting from the UK (de facto or otherwise) and aligning with the EU is a safer and safer bet. Trade negotiations are gonna be pure trash and the EU are gonna make a lot of demands that are similar to the current situation

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