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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Rabbi 1: "What the hell, who performed this circumcision there's still about 1/4 of the foreskin left!"

Rabbi 2: "Hi' I'm new here my name is Rabbi Lamar Jackson."

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

latinotwink1997 posted:

The score literally defines exactly that. A blowout is saying one team had the other teams number.

The game isn't even over.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
jesus i thought the spider cam was going to sack jackson

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Was watching out of the corner of my eye and the spidercam flying by there made me think someone was about to kill Lamar Jackson.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Whew a first.

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



Wow those 3rd down stats

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Kawalimus posted:

Whew a first.

ravens just might be able to wrap this up here

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

TOUCHDOWN!

That was a well designed play

Beo
Oct 9, 2007

Glad I'm not the only one who saw that spider cam going for Lamar.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

Whew a first.

whew that was close

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Alright now it's ove.r

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Ravens lead by 4 TDs

Kawalimus: Whew, this was a tough game, much closer than it looks

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
gently caress offfffff Troy.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


so did the jets piss of lamar or something because at this point it seems a little unnecessary

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Mike Preston better give the special teams an F for this game.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The Jets have the Ravens right where they want them!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
6th 40-burger of the season.

gat

drat

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Log082 posted:

so did the jets piss of lamar or something because at this point it seems a little unnecessary

Lamar Jackson thinks like I do.

BioThermo
Feb 18, 2014

lol remember Tucker being pissed he missed a FG earlier

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

Alright now it's ove.r

Lowest win probability the ravens had was 93% at the start of the game

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Log082 posted:

so did the jets piss of lamar or something because at this point it seems a little unnecessary

the punt block was embarrassing so he had to go ahead

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Kawalimus posted:

Mike Preston better give the special teams an F for this game.

of course he will. even tucker missed an XP tonight.

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Mystic Stylez posted:

the punt block was embarrassing so he had to go ahead

yeah, checks out

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Despera posted:

Lowest win probability the ravens had was 93% at the start of the game

I distrust "win probability"

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Log082 posted:

so did the jets piss of lamar or something because at this point it seems a little unnecessary

it's exclusively stat padding they completely stopped handing it off

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Kawalimus posted:

Mike Preston better give the special teams an F for this game.

If you want to enjoy Ravens games your first step should probably be to ignore anything Preston says, ever.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Ravens only up by two virtual scores

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Mike Preston called me a pessimist in a live chat

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Necros posted:

If you want to enjoy Ravens games your first step should probably be to ignore anything Preston says, ever.

I like his grades. But I know he's there to stir up trouble.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Despera posted:

Mike Preston called me a pessimist in a live chat

imagine if he knew Kawalimus

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Despera posted:

Mike Preston called me a pessimist in a live chat

:ironicat:

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
It was the first game of the season and indy blew us out and kyle boller was our quarterback. I think it was the year Billick got fired

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Kawalimus posted:

I distrust common sense

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Too easy.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
o/u was 44

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

with the way this defense has been tonight they could give up like 21 points between now and the end of the game

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



Maybe we’ll get another Lamar possession

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Not convinced Darnold was hanging in the pocket knowing he was about to take a hit there.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
The New York Jets clawing their way to a 23-point deficit.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Homeless man: "Wow, Lamar Jackson? Scouse me but could you spare a dollar?"

Jackson: *gives him seventy five cents.*

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