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The finale is the week after ROS release so I can almost guarantee it’ll wink at it somehow
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There's a good chance Darth Plagueis was still around when Baby Yoda was born.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:22
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Zoran posted:ROTJ is 36 years after TPM. I just looked it up and the Mandalorian is apparently 5 years after ROTJ. So that works out to nine years before the Phantom Menace.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:22
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Baby Yoda is 50?? Can’t wait to learn Yoda was just some middle-aged chump.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:58
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50 yoda years ~ 1 human years, and yoda said he was 900, so he was basically a teen. Dude must have partied even harder than carrie fisher, drat
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Dec 12, 2019 23:01
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TerminalRaptor posted:I just looked it up and the Mandalorian is apparently 5 years after ROTJ. Calling it now: BY shares a birthday with Anakin.
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Dec 12, 2019 23:12
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No Mods No Masters posted:50 yoda years ~ 1 human years, and yoda said he was 900, so he was basically a teen. Dude must have partied even harder than carrie fisher, drat Yeah that’s not how aging works. Whoever wrote that baby yoda was 50 is an idiot.
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Dec 12, 2019 23:16
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Shaocaholica posted:Yeah that’s not how aging works. Whoever wrote that baby yoda was 50 is an idiot. BUT THE MEEEEEEMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEESSS Remember that one line in RoTJ Yoda says "when 900 years old you reach look as good you do not"? Well, they basically made an entire TV show from that line, as they are wont to do with Star War. Please to complete this joke imagine me standing up and saying "I KNOW THAT THING" while pointing at the Baby Yoda.
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Dec 12, 2019 23:26
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Baby Yoda broke new grouuuwwwnnnddd.
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Dec 12, 2019 23:28
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Shaocaholica posted:Yeah that’s not how aging works. Whoever wrote that baby yoda was 50 is an idiot. I guess Yodas just have a different developmental curve.
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Dec 12, 2019 23:31
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"Baby" Yoda is just a creepy fetishist.
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Dec 13, 2019 00:35
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They basically sleep for the first 49 years, he's really only been bumbling around for the last one.
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Dec 13, 2019 00:58
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I mean they could easily write themselves out of it by saying hes only 1 and the 50 year old thing was just a cover to obscure its true identity to the bounty hunters who hadn't found him yet and thus didn't need all those people to know.
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Dec 13, 2019 01:00
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Baby Yoda was born as a result of Plagueis manipulating midichlorians
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Postorder Trollet89 posted:I think the main problem people will have with ROS is Rey taking the Skywalker name despite being a Palpatine and that the entire Skywalker line ended in failure  Do tell us your take on Romeo & Juliet while you're on this particular tip!
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Dec 13, 2019 03:42
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whats the problem with baby yoda being 50?
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makes him too fuckable
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Baby Yoda is a total silver fox
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Sheev eats Baby Yoda in this movie. It’s mean to parallel the scene with Chewie and the Porgs
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Dec 13, 2019 07:09
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Baby Yoda makes Baby Jesus look like a sick joke.
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Dec 13, 2019 08:27
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Yoda and Yaddle hosed.
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Dec 13, 2019 13:45
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Ammanas posted:whats the problem with baby yoda being 50? No real species or fictional species has ever aged that way. At most you have stuff like hobbits or elves in extended adolescence but fifty year old elves or wookies aren't toddlers. The sole reason hes 50 is to be a fakeout against audience expectations of what a 50 year old bounty looks like.
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Jerkface posted:makes him too fuckable It's extra hosed that Disney decided to trial run 900-year-old-demon-girls in Star Wars with a Yoda who can consent
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Dec 13, 2019 14:48
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Baby Yoda was stuck in a reletavistic force bubble for a while so he's 50 to normal time but only 49 biologically
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Dec 13, 2019 14:57
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mastershakeman posted:No real species or fictional species has ever aged that way. At most you have stuff like hobbits or elves in extended adolescence but fifty year old elves or wookies aren't toddlers. SCIENCE FICTION ISNT REAL
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mastershakeman posted:No real species or fictional species has ever aged that way. At most you have stuff like hobbits or elves in extended adolescence but fifty year old elves or wookies aren't toddlers. Sure, but also, who cares?
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Dec 13, 2019 15:34
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Benjamin Button didn’t age correctly either!
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thrawn527 posted:Sure, but also, who cares? I'm just saying why there's complaints. I don't give a poo poo because I think the show is boring as hell since the two main characters are an expressionless guy who barely talks and a puppet with 1/100th the personality of dominar rygel ix
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Honestly, Star Wars is so dumb now that i'm amazed they didn't say baby yoda was 500 years old.
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If I was Luke and about to kill Ben and he woke up and saw me, I'd be like "Very good, young Ben. A, uh, true Jedi has to be aware of his surroundings even in sleep, you uh sensed the moment I lit my lightsaber, that uh means you're ready for the next part of your training. Yeah that's the ticket"
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Dec 13, 2019 16:58
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Yodas evolve like Pokémon do over time. Baby form -> ??? -> old goblin form.
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Pollyanna posted:Yodas evolve like Pokémon do over time. Baby form -> ??? -> old goblin form. Pre fix Phantom Menace has got to be it
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John Wick of Dogs posted:If I was Luke and about to kill Ben and he woke up and saw me, I'd be like "Very good, young Ben. A, uh, true Jedi has to be aware of his surroundings even in sleep, you uh sensed the moment I lit my lightsaber, that uh means you're ready for the next part of your training. Yeah that's the ticket" but uncle luke why are your eyes all sunken and bloodshot like you’ve been mainlining heroin
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John Wick of Dogs posted:If I was Luke and about to kill Ben and he woke up and saw me, I'd be like "Very good, young Ben. A, uh, true Jedi has to be aware of his surroundings even in sleep, you uh sensed the moment I lit my lightsaber, that uh means you're ready for the next part of your training. Yeah that's the ticket" So I went to the mandalorian beskar smith to pick up my curiass the other day, and she was like do you have your ticket? I reached into my wallet and pulled out a slip, and she said no that's not it. I pulled out another one, and she said no, that's not it either. Then I pulled out another slip and she was like "yeah, that's the ticket!"
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Mandrel posted:but uncle luke why are your eyes all sunken and bloodshot like you’ve been mainlining heroin They got prime time 70's Hamill for that scene.
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Dec 13, 2019 17:32
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Mandrel posted:but uncle luke why are your eyes all sunken and bloodshot like you’ve been mainlining heroin Because I was using the... Force. A special cloaking power to hide my presence... which you saw right through. Of which bloodshot eyes are a side effect. It is to early for you to learn that, and besides as you just saw it didn't even work. Also I've had a stroke
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Mandrel posted:but uncle luke why are your eyes all sunken and bloodshot like you’ve been mainlining heroin That's an even better excuse. Sorry Kylo, I'm on drugs. I don't hate you really.
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Dec 13, 2019 20:50
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Maybe Yodas are like locusts. They spend years as a grub that just sits around eating, then go through a quick metamorphosis and emerge as full adults without all that awkward growing up that mammals have to do. During the season finale Mando will wake up to find Baby Yoda replaced with a cocoon that at the most climatic moment bursts open to reveal a fully grown Yoda.
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Can’t wait to see the Mandalorian find a desiccated baby yoda carapace.
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