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I’m coming around on the design now that I’ve mentally placed it vertical behind my TV instead of horizontal in the shelf under it. Would be better for me personally if the power button was on the right side instead, though. The name though...still not sold. Especially when Xbox ∞ is an option.
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Dec 13, 2019 16:48
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They should just admit that these are on the phone hardware model now and call it the Xbox 2020 X
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Dec 13, 2019 16:52
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Blorange posted:They should just admit that these are on the phone hardware model now and call it the Xbox 2020 X Roman numerals would've been the classy move for 2020. The Xbox MMXX. It'd be awkward to pronounce, but that's on brand.
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Dec 13, 2019 17:04
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Quantum of Phallus posted:How are they so bad at naming consoles
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Syrinxx posted:2020 in roman numerals could be represented as XX0XX0 so obviously the name needs to be Xbox XX0XX0 thx hun XOXOXOX
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Dec 13, 2019 17:11
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So many people have their TVs over the fireplace (WHY?!) so the new design looks more comfy to fit on the mantle underneath. Makes sense to me. Big entertainment centers are no longer the modern way, and Nintendo has done plenty of work to get away from the pizza box form factor. However, I loving hate that we can't just use model numbers or versions or revisions or some other normal way of naming things. Everything has a generic, unsearchable name that is not clear at all where it fits in the line of things. Xbox20? XB20? Nahhhh, "Series X" You know they're going to give the two versions extra stupid modifiers. You'll have to order an "Xbox Series X Gaming Edition" or an "Xbox Series X Players Edition" or something similarly confusing.
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Dec 13, 2019 17:12
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The Switch is just a cheesy breadsticks form factor.
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Dec 13, 2019 17:15
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Looks like 2 gamecubes duct taped together...
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Dec 13, 2019 17:44
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Absolute unit
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Dec 13, 2019 18:08
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Guess it's a good thing I haven't bought a new table for my TV before I figure out whether the PS5 is a dang torus that fits.
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Dec 13, 2019 18:11
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univbee posted:Absolute unit
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univbee posted:Absolute unit All of those are arranged like that on top of an original Xbox
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can i get some payment for my concept art please
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Xsex Slim lookin good
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"Uh, they want the one that plays the latest games?" "All four SKUs are still supported." "The cheapest one, then?" ...and they leave with the Xbox One S. Progress!
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Dec 13, 2019 18:42
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They should just name it by year. Xbox (2020)
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Dec 13, 2019 18:46
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So when they roll the next one in for player experience I'll be able to spot it in the skyline?
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Colostomy Bag posted:So when they roll the next one in for player experience I'll be able to spot it in the skyline? It will only render if you're within 10 miles.
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‘Microsoft can’t innovate’ my rear end.
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Shoulda called it the xXxBoxXx
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Electric Bugaloo posted:‘Microsoft can’t innovate’ my rear end.
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FunOne posted:So many people have their TVs over the fireplace (WHY?!) so the new design looks more comfy to fit on the mantle underneath. Makes sense to me. Big entertainment centers are no longer the modern way, and Nintendo has done plenty of work to get away from the pizza box form factor. Fireplace tvs are a cool way to cook your tv and hurt your neck
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Dec 13, 2019 19:27
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Don't care how big it is as long as it's quiet. I'm glad they pay attention to stuff like that because it's probably my biggest pet peeve with the PS4.
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Dec 13, 2019 19:32
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SUNKOS posted:Don't care how big it is as long as it's quiet. I'm glad they pay attention to stuff like that because it's probably my biggest pet peeve with the PS4. Fix your PS4, my multiple units are all whisper quiet even under load.
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univbee posted:Fix your PS4, my multiple units are all whisper quiet even under load. Launch pro is clean as can be but loud af
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Real hurthling! posted:Launch pro is clean as can be but loud af I have a GoW edition of the Pro and I can hear it when I'm wearing headphones.
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Dec 13, 2019 19:40
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Real hurthling! posted:Launch pro is clean as can be but loud af Mine made some noise but wasn't that loud so I don't know wtf, wonder if the US batches were bad. I have two of the most recent Pros (the one with the smaller power cable) and they're both very quiet.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I have a GoW edition of the Pro and I can hear it when I'm wearing headphones. Sounds like you really runed your gaming experience!
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Dec 13, 2019 19:47
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They should have did the trashcan design like Apple did for their Mac Pro. You can lay it on its side but it will roll around.
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My launch Pro is also loud  It overheated to the point of crashing in the same conditions as my regular PS4, I had to rearrange my setup to give it more room to breathe. I think Sony really did muck something up with that first batch.
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acksplode posted:My launch Pro is also loud TLOU:R stuttered pretty crazy when I revisited it on my PS4 a while back, so something's up, and that's with proper rear airflow.
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Dec 13, 2019 19:58
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acksplode posted:My launch Pro is also loud DF said the later ones make a lower frequency noise so its less annoying in addition to being a bit quieter
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The Xbox One Series X Isn't Designed For Women, And That's Not Okay Microsoft revealed their next generation of the Xbox console line yesterday at the Game Awards, and once again they've forgotten that over 50% of all gamers are women. With aggressive, masculine corners, the Xbox Series X is a phallic tower next to your TV, designed to look at home in a "man cave" or frat room, right next to the dirty bong.
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Dec 13, 2019 20:53
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Microsoft are just planning to make money on people having to replace their consoles after the cat knocked them over or blocked the exhaust by lying on the top.
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ufarn posted:Microsoft are just planning to make money on people having to replace their consoles after the cat knocked them over or blocked the exhaust by lying on the top. 
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