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DACK FAYDEN posted:At least he's smart!
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HerStuddMuffin posted:For a dildo, certainly. Speaking of dildos, this christmas Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to know that she masturbates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_nah3CWTQ0&feature=emb_title
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So she's finally being honest about what the jade eggs are for?
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It`s nice to reward to yourself when you`ve finished your daily vag-steaming.
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I haven't seen that Peloton commercial on Hulu in a hot minute. Wonder if it got swapped for this different one or if the algorithm just hasn't been playing it
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Alhazred posted:Speaking of dildos, this christmas Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to know that she masturbates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_nah3CWTQ0&feature=emb_title If you looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, wouldn’t you?
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Alhazred posted:Speaking of dildos, this christmas Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to know that she masturbates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_nah3CWTQ0&feature=emb_title I'm the Gwyneth Paltrow looking confused while gently hefting a cocktail shaker.
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Dec 14, 2019 22:50
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 "This is how normal people wrap their presents!"
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That commercial is fantastic, toeing the line between earnestness and parody so gracefully, I don’t even want to know if it’s real.
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Dec 15, 2019 13:06
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I had the audio off because I'm focusing on a stream. The audio must make a world of difference because the video gives me serious "I'm a teenager's fantasy of an attractive and alcoholic trophy wife" vibes.
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Dec 15, 2019 13:17
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"This is just depression with extra steps" - a youtube commenter who ain't wrong
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Alhazred posted:
Gwyneth ain't all there in the head.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:That commercial is fantastic, toeing the line between earnestness and parody so gracefully, I don’t even want to know if it’s real. It's 100% earnest and real. TontoCorazon posted:Gwyneth ain't all there in the head. All that vagina steaming must have boiled her brain.
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Alhazred posted:Speaking of dildos, this christmas Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to know that she masturbates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_nah3CWTQ0&feature=emb_title That voiceover had me thinking it was a joke but then at the end I see it's on the Goop channel itself 
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Hello I'm beginning to think Gwyneth Paltrow actually rules?
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Push El Burrito posted:Hello I'm beginning to think Gwyneth Paltrow actually rules? No
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Push El Burrito posted:Hello I'm beginning to think Gwyneth Paltrow actually rules?
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Push El Burrito posted:Hello I'm beginning to think Gwyneth Paltrow actually rules? Even just in the realm of Snake Oil pushers, she's not that cool.
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Dec 15, 2019 21:08
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Sounds like some folks haven't gotten the most out of their vampire spray.
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 “What would get our target demographic to move in?” “An elephant challenging their masculinity.”
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Alhazred posted:Even though she doesn't need the money she sells stuff that is actively harmful to people. She's also a huge anti vacciner. Vaccinator. You know the word. Heaven forbid kids get immunity from deadly diseases.
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value-brand cereal posted:She's also a huge anti vacciner. Vaccinator. You know the word. Heaven forbid kids get immunity from deadly diseases. Children who get vaccinated are one hundred percent more likely to be diagnosed with autism. You know, because dead kids can't get autism.
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Push El Burrito posted:Hello I'm beginning to think Gwyneth Paltrow actually rules? 
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Screaming Idiot posted:Children who get vaccinated are one hundred percent more likely to be diagnosed with autism. Meanwhile they brag about buying magic rocks to keep tigers away.
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Haifisch posted:The secret is that autism is a fate worse than death to these fuckers, because they have zero empathy for or ability to relate to people who aren't "normal". Autistic kids aren't as Instagrammable as regular kids, and while they're good for sympathy on the Facebook, they need so much extra care that the Help can get overwhelmed which means you have to call ICE to take it away so you can get a new Help. But a dead kid? Oh, they're easy to take care of, just get little Braylenn or Gunner or Kaeleigh a colorful #relatable coffin like Super Mario or Minions, and you can get back to a busy day of posting Yonic Avacado Detox memes while finishing that bottle of red wine in time to accuse the Help of stealing the ring you forgot you were still wearing.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Autistic kids aren't as Instagrammable as regular kids, and while they're good for sympathy on the Facebook, they need so much extra care that the Help can get overwhelmed which means you have to call ICE to take it away so you can get a new Help. You thought really hard about this what the gently caress dude
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Dec 16, 2019 06:43
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Correction That's our screaming idiot.
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chitoryu12 posted:
Hell yeah I want to lift weights with an elephant I move in and I'm all like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zejPi_b_C_g
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Milo and POTUS posted:Correction I claim no ownership
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You can't like, own screaming idiots, man.
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That's typical. He's your screaming idiot when he does something right. He's mine when he does something wrong.
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chitoryu12 posted:
Wrong thread. This ad owns. Then again, there's no "good marketing moves" thread is there?
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Milo and POTUS posted:Correction This is my screaming idiot. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My screaming idiot is my best poster. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.Without the forums, my screaming idiot is useless. Without my screaming idiot, the forums are useless. I must quote my screaming idiot true. I must post shitter than my enemy who is trying to burn me. I must shitpost him before he shitposts me
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Is a screaming idiot right once a day?
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spookygonk posted:Is a screaming idiot right once a day? No.
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jojoinnit posted:That voiceover had me thinking it was a joke but then at the end I see it's on the Goop channel itself She is definitely either partially in on it or so far out that she doesn't recognize parody. Stephen Colbert routinely mocks Goop and she has been involved in several of the mockeries. Not that that makes it or the anti-vax stuff okay.
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