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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Ralp posted:

Don't believe anything lowtax has ever said.

Holy shitsnacks, what the gently caress is up Ralp!?

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Oooooooh. See, that makes sense. It just wasn't enforced! I knew there was an explanation.

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
Oh boy, I can't wait to hear how Loxtax/the Admin team are planning on making sure it's enforced in the future! :allears:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
All this time Lowtax secretly had a degree in women's studies and only said the t-word and the f-word (not gently caress) to start a conversation. The one we're having right now!

The narrative that both SA and Lowtax were evolving and maturing throughout the years is more believable to me for some reason.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
lowtax being one of the researchers on the 2016 holoworld truman show experiment would bring some much needed peace of mind to our dark times

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
HOW ABOUT SOMETHING WHOLESOME

Krankenstyle posted:

just filling the old goony annals, it's a christmas tradition!
If Wholesome goony Christmas traditions are your thing, then please remember the Christmas GBS charity drives, which started out with Heifer International and the goon quest to cover the world in donated bees, but then moved to supporting Matenwa Community Learning Center in Haiti. Their program is about building schools in Haiti that don't follow the rigid French Schools that were prevalent. It was started on the island of Lagonav and at first was focused on teaching in the native Creole and translating educational tools and supplies into Creole. Now the program is larger and vibrant, but when the Goons made Matenwa the focus of the charity drive during those early years it was a significant amount of help that propelled the program to greater things. Goons donated something like $25k the first year and then $35k the next, mostly in small donations of :10bux: and :20bux: but many also signed up to give 5 bucks a month for a year.

Here's the page for Matenwa's Partnerships. https://www.matenwa.org/partnerships "Something Awful web forum" is listed as a partner. There's also a picture somewhere of a bunch of kids at the school and one is holding up a "Thank you Goons" sign but I can't find it and it's not on the main page anymore because that was like 6 years ago.


And it all started because a Goon involved with the Matenwa program suggested that Matenwa be the focus of the GBS charity drive. That's right, a Successful Goon ProjectTM.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Ralp posted:

Don't believe anything lowtax has ever said.

I once changed my avatar and title text to look like I was banned, and someone (epg I think?) banned me with the reason "Custom title said banned, so I banned him"

For some reason it's not in my rap sheet anymore tho :shrug:

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I once changed my avatar and title text to look like I was banned, and someone (epg I think?) banned me with the reason "Custom title said banned, so I banned him"

For some reason it's not in my rap sheet anymore tho :shrug:

my av is like this because I was unbanned through the panel. Thanks in advance for the fix mods

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I once changed my avatar and title text to look like I was banned, and someone (epg I think?) banned me with the reason "Custom title said banned, so I banned him"

For some reason it's not in my rap sheet anymore tho :shrug:

Is there a ridiculous banning thread?

I remember once Lotax posted a forums statistics thread ages ago with every way goons access the site and there was one who only browsed using webtv.

So Lotax banned him with the reason being "Just what the gently caress, dude?"

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



What is web TV?

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Is there a ridiculous banning thread?

I remember once Lotax posted a forums statistics thread ages ago with every way goons access the site and there was one who only browsed using webtv.

So Lotax banned him with the reason being "Just what the gently caress, dude?"

I thought that was Radium?

Hub Cat
Aug 3, 2011

Trunk Lover

The Saddest Rhino posted:

What is web TV?

It was like a smart tv but from the 90s.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Saddest Rhino posted:

What is web TV?

WebTV was a set-top box you'd plug into your TV that had a modem built in to it, so you could get on the internet without a computer. It had a web browser you could navigate with a remote control. I had an uncle who used one until well after the turn of the millennium.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

:monocle: that's some revisionism there

Eeeh, depends on what he means. If he means “I never liked slurs, honest!” then yeah that’s nonsense. However, I read it more as “bigotry has never been okay anywhere on the forums, we didn’t enforce that before, now we are.” That’s a fairly accurate read on the situation, I think. Maybe a bit charitable to the site staff in not mentioning why it wasn’t enforced before.

CannonFodder posted:

HOW ABOUT SOMETHING WHOLESOME

If Wholesome goony Christmas traditions are your thing, then please remember the Christmas GBS charity drives, which started out with Heifer International and the goon quest to cover the world in donated bees, but then moved to supporting Matenwa Community Learning Center in Haiti. Their program is about building schools in Haiti that don't follow the rigid French Schools that were prevalent. It was started on the island of Lagonav and at first was focused on teaching in the native Creole and translating educational tools and supplies into Creole. Now the program is larger and vibrant, but when the Goons made Matenwa the focus of the charity drive during those early years it was a significant amount of help that propelled the program to greater things. Goons donated something like $25k the first year and then $35k the next, mostly in small donations of :10bux: and :20bux: but many also signed up to give 5 bucks a month for a year.

Here's the page for Matenwa's Partnerships. https://www.matenwa.org/partnerships "Something Awful web forum" is listed as a partner. There's also a picture somewhere of a bunch of kids at the school and one is holding up a "Thank you Goons" sign but I can't find it and it's not on the main page anymore because that was like 6 years ago.


And it all started because a Goon involved with the Matenwa program suggested that Matenwa be the focus of the GBS charity drive. That's right, a Successful Goon ProjectTM.

I remember this. Was this the one where the kids were holding up a sign that referenced Leonard J Crabs, or was that a different one? In any case, this is what first lade me aware that the forums could possibly have a real impact on the lives of actual people.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Hub Cat posted:

It was like a smart tv but from the 90s.
It was closer to the web browser from the Dreamcast.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

CannonFodder posted:

It was closer to the web browser from the Dreamcast.
Yeah WebTV was like all those useless browsers that get put into your 3DS, WiiU, PS4 or Smart TV.

Except, i think, it couldn't do JAVA or any of the applets/plug-ins that were popular at the time so it was really, really limited.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

FilthyImp posted:

Yeah WebTV was like all those useless browsers that get put into your 3DS, WiiU, PS4 or Smart TV.

Except, i think, it couldn't do JAVA or any of the applets/plug-ins that were popular at the time so it was really, really limited.

It had 2 MB of RAM, it was seriously weak.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Ugly In The Morning posted:

It had 2 MB of RAM, it was seriously weak.
And this was all to be displayed on a 23 inch CRT TV which looked like muddy water compared to TVs of today.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
the wii u browser was really good actually. Good browsing controls on the gamepad and functional multitasking - you could stream video on the TV while browsing on the gamepad and then pull the video down at any time.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Slightly disappointed the web tv is not an actual TV people buy purely to go on the internet

Also

https://twitter.com/abigbagofkeys/status/1205695420548009984?s=19

Can a mod or admin verify

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

check for an fyad calling emerald miners faggots

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Can you please not?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Slightly disappointed the web tv is not an actual TV people buy purely to go on the internet

You mean a monitor?

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Slightly disappointed the web tv is not an actual TV people buy purely to go on the internet

Also

https://twitter.com/abigbagofkeys/status/1205695420548009984?s=19

Can a mod or admin verify

God, this would explain so much

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Wasn't there a few videos on youtube of (i think) Lowtax reading the DEAR RICHARD letters in a Dave Mustaine voice?

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Going forward there's going to be a serious chance that some high profile politician will have been a poster here.


Obviously it will tank their career.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ExplodingSims posted:

Going forward there's going to be a serious chance that some high profile politician will have been a poster here.


Obviously it will tank their career.

Henry Kissinger just got permad.

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax

ExplodingSims posted:

Going forward there's going to be a serious chance that some high profile politician will have been a poster here.


Obviously it will tank their career.

Yang seems like one of those kids who posted in FYAD trying to impress everybody. Gave up on SA when he got banned for poo poo posting in a grey forum, and went to 4chan/Reddit.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yall should read this post again & do what they say:

CannonFodder posted:

HOW ABOUT SOMETHING WHOLESOME

If Wholesome goony Christmas traditions are your thing, then please remember the Christmas GBS charity drives, which started out with Heifer International and the goon quest to cover the world in donated bees, but then moved to supporting Matenwa Community Learning Center in Haiti. Their program is about building schools in Haiti that don't follow the rigid French Schools that were prevalent. It was started on the island of Lagonav and at first was focused on teaching in the native Creole and translating educational tools and supplies into Creole. Now the program is larger and vibrant, but when the Goons made Matenwa the focus of the charity drive during those early years it was a significant amount of help that propelled the program to greater things. Goons donated something like $25k the first year and then $35k the next, mostly in small donations of :10bux: and :20bux: but many also signed up to give 5 bucks a month for a year.

Here's the page for Matenwa's Partnerships. https://www.matenwa.org/partnerships "Something Awful web forum" is listed as a partner. There's also a picture somewhere of a bunch of kids at the school and one is holding up a "Thank you Goons" sign but I can't find it and it's not on the main page anymore because that was like 6 years ago.


And it all started because a Goon involved with the Matenwa program suggested that Matenwa be the focus of the GBS charity drive. That's right, a Successful Goon ProjectTM.

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 08:47 on Dec 15, 2019

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

CannonFodder posted:

HOW ABOUT SOMETHING WHOLESOME

If Wholesome goony Christmas traditions are your thing, then please remember the Christmas GBS charity drives, which started out with Heifer International and the goon quest to cover the world in donated bees, but then moved to supporting Matenwa Community Learning Center in Haiti. Their program is about building schools in Haiti that don't follow the rigid French Schools that were prevalent. It was started on the island of Lagonav and at first was focused on teaching in the native Creole and translating educational tools and supplies into Creole. Now the program is larger and vibrant, but when the Goons made Matenwa the focus of the charity drive during those early years it was a significant amount of help that propelled the program to greater things. Goons donated something like $25k the first year and then $35k the next, mostly in small donations of :10bux: and :20bux: but many also signed up to give 5 bucks a month for a year.

Here's the page for Matenwa's Partnerships. https://www.matenwa.org/partnerships "Something Awful web forum" is listed as a partner. There's also a picture somewhere of a bunch of kids at the school and one is holding up a "Thank you Goons" sign but I can't find it and it's not on the main page anymore because that was like 6 years ago.


And it all started because a Goon involved with the Matenwa program suggested that Matenwa be the focus of the GBS charity drive. That's right, a Successful Goon ProjectTM.

Thanks for reminding me, I'm going to donate to them again.

xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003


CannonFodder posted:

HOW ABOUT SOMETHING WHOLESOME

There's also a picture somewhere of a bunch of kids at the school and one is holding up a "Thank you Goons" sign but I can't find it and it's not on the main page anymore because that was like 6 years ago.


And it all started because a Goon involved with the Matenwa program suggested that Matenwa be the focus of the GBS charity drive. That's right, a Successful Goon ProjectTM.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3453251

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003




Wow, this was awesome!

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

SunAndSpring posted:

still cackling at FYAD being destroyed because several posters got really into Blanchard's typology in a sincere and unironic way

I hadn't even heard of Blanchard or his bullshit before so it was weird to me that people who were merely being "ironic" were actually experts on it

edit: oops I hadn't noticed that there were a few pages since this had been posted

BattleMaster has a new favorite as of 10:08 on Dec 15, 2019

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I also only ever heard of this guy and his dumb fuckin theorys from this forum drama and I’m a cis man who 100% finds the act of cross dressing sexy so lmao imagine being that forgotten by the dustbin of history even in the dumb gently caress field of psychology

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Thinking of all the blatantly disproven theories in the field of psychology that still have some sway in common wisdom bc of the nebulous scientific nature of the field and the general pattern recognition capabilities of humans, in a beautiful turquoiuse velure gown, and getting a hearty lmao out of this dickheads name only being known to me because of permabanned forums poster Skylark

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Blanchard’s “ideas” went mainstream thanks to John Michael Bailey’s book The Man Who Would Be Queen.

You may know the author from the fucksaw incident.

Wikipedia posted:

In 2011, Bailey's human sexuality class at Northwestern made the headlines of major news organizations after he allowed a female guest speaker and her male partner to perform an impromptu live mechanized sex toy demonstration using a "fucksaw"[54][55]—a modified reciprocating saw[56] converted into a sex toy by attaching a "phallic object" instead of a blade[57][58]—to bring the woman to orgasm in front the audience.[55][56] Students were advised beforehand of the nature of the demonstration in this optional after-class event on kinky sex and female orgasm.[57][58] In the aftermath, Northwestern University President Morton Schapiro criticized Bailey for "extremely poor judgment" and launched an investigation.[55][59] Bailey at first defended the demonstration, saying that students found lectures featuring guest speakers valuable, but subsequently issued an apology, saying he regretted the upset caused and its effect on the university's reputation.[57] He said there would be no repeats,[57] but maintained that the demonstration had been relevant to the topic of his course, and said that the students who chose to attend were over 18, "legally capable of voting, enlisting in the military, and consuming pornography", and contended that the criticism he had received was poorly reasoned.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



theres good stuff in psychology

its just that the dumb poo poo from any science is usually weird pseudo-intuitive poo poo that scans well in the news

imagine if your only exposure to physics came from stars trek/war, or if your conception of computers was that dual keyboard hacking scene from NCIS

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



e!=q

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Krankenstyle posted:

theres good stuff in psychology

its just that the dumb poo poo from any science is usually weird pseudo-intuitive poo poo that scans well in the news

imagine if your only exposure to physics came from stars trek/war, or if your conception of computers was that dual keyboard hacking scene from NCIS

yeah I know, can you tell I'm a psych undergrad undergoing weekly talk therapy and working in a completely different field?

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hockey is far and away the most entertaining and coolest professional sport. And during the playoffs it kicks up to a whole different level.

For instance, this happened in that same game I just linked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzFXDgnXAy0

Which lead to him getting stitched up in the locker room and heading right back out there, which lead to one of the greatest Stanley Cup Trophy pictures of all time:



I like hockey...

Hockey players are crazy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Malarchuk

quote:

During a game between the visiting St. Louis Blues and Malarchuk's Buffalo Sabres on March 22, 1989, Steve Tuttle of the Blues and Uwe Krupp of the Sabres crashed hard into the goal crease during play. As they collided, Tuttle's skate blade hit the right front side of Malarchuk's neck, severing his carotid artery.[2]

quote:

Malarchuk was conscious and talking on the way to the hospital, and jokingly asked paramedics if they could bring him back in time for the third period.[

quote:

The excessive amount of blood that Malarchuk lost caused eleven fans to faint, two more to have heart attacks, and three players to vomit on the ice.

quote:

Malarchuk lost 1.5 litres of blood. It took doctors a total of 300 stitches to close the six-inch wound. He was back on the ice in ten days.

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