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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

fabergay egg posted:

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Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
man horse

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Teal posted:

man horse

NAMHLA

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Centrist Committee posted:

I can’t stand trump but I kind of like some of the stuff pence is doing. There, I said it. Sorry not sorry!

i remembered--and so do the centrists!

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


fabergay egg posted:

i remembered--and so do the centrists!

Hell, I don't exactly like it but I won't deny that the flexibility and endurance is impressive especially for a man of his age

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man
just remembered mike pence orgied with stallions.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/jelenawoehr/status/1191872816372600832

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

holy poo poo!!! mike pence did what!!!!?!!!!!?!??!!!!!!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

an actual dog posted:

holy poo poo!!! mike pence did what!!!!?!!!!!?!??!!!!!!

He power bottomed a stallion op

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Mayor Dave posted:

He power bottomed a stallion op

not just one

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

"Cake predefines hoe muck" ?

Hmm.

"Kerchiefs encode makeup" ?

"He suck, pokerface men die" ?

"Franchised poke meek - cue" ?

"Epic foreheads - keen muck" ?

no, wait, I've got it.

"Hike Mence Pucked a Force" ?

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
jesus, he hosed the crap out of that horse didn't he

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Teal posted:

jesus, he hosed the crap out of that horse didn't he

oh yeah


oh yeah you know it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
pence hosed a horse

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Lastgirl posted:

pence hosed a horse

not just one, op

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



Lastgirl posted:

pence hosed a horse

dude I heard about this and thought my friend was just loving with me, but I’m really surprised to find out it’s true

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

fabergay egg posted:

not just one, op

just one horse at a time

because although vice-president Michael Horsefucker Pence would prefer to be filled with stallion penises in all his orifices simultaneously, there's simply not enough place for them to stand.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Outside of horse
Inside of man

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Outside of horse
Inside of man

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
out of the blue I just had the most vivid image of mike pence getting his guts scrambled by a majestic stallion come to my mind

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
rear end and belly full of horse nutt

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

MIKE PENCE

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

BELLY AND GUT

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

FULL OF HORSE NUT

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I HEARD YOU gently caress HORSES

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
just remembered

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


an actual dog posted:

I HEARD YOU gently caress HORSES

i heard this about mike pence, the vice president of the usa

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man
Had a chuckle tonight thinking of Mike pence at the white house stables, loving and getting hosed by many stallions.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
been thinking about pence boning down with horses for years now

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

i heard the hoosier hosed an ostrich

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001
I found out a couple at weeks ago that my only wellspring of creativity in the written word is describing Mike Pence's love of horse loving.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Shaffness posted:

I found out a couple at weeks ago that my only wellspring if creativity in the written word is describing Mike Pence's love of horse loving.

six words are all you need

outside of horse
inside of man

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

six words are all you need

outside of horse
inside of man

six words eh

for sale: horse condom, never worn

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Shaffness posted:

I found out a couple at weeks ago that my only wellspring of creativity in the written word is describing Mike Pence's love of horse loving.

that is, horse loving, done by horses, to him (mike pence [the vice president {of the USA}])

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Shaffness posted:

I found out a couple at weeks ago that my only wellspring of creativity in the written word is describing Mike Pence's love of horse loving.

They say to write what you know

And in this crazy mixed up world his unwavering love of getting wrecked by stallions is one of the few things you can be sure of

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Bobby Digital posted:

six words eh

for sale: horse condom, never worn

this is just to say

i have remembered

the vice president

who was in

the stables



and who

horses have definitely

filled

with semen

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

In these politically turbulent times, I think we can all come together to agree that Mike Pence is probably brim full of horse cock right the gently caress now.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1205517740385001472

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


cross post

Nichael posted:

Jess will be sworn in on a DVD copy of "Zoo" in honor of Mike Pence.

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